I do not own any characters of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! nor animals, all of those belong to Akira Amano. Please note that this story is on ch.36 Valentine's Day even though isn't that day yet... Thank you for reading this! There are two character(s) in this story, one in Varia and one in Vongola~
-~-Varia Side-~-
"Hello! You are Akira Nao,right?" a girl with short green hair with side bangs going to the right and emerald eyes asked.
"Y-Yup!" a very drunk man answered."D-Do you n-need somethin', babe?"
"Come over here!" the girl said leading him to a dark alley, far from the bar they were in. "Name's Rumi Fujiwara,desu! Now how many people are around us,desu?"
"None."
"Do you want to know what I'm doing,desu?" Rumi asked
"Y-You gonna do somethin'?" he hiccuped obviously not fully conscious(sp?) right now and not seeing the needles Rumi was pulling out, the needles weren't exactly doctor needles but more like the sewing needles.
"Yes I'm going to, well... need you to say 'bye-bye' right now ,okay?"Rumi dodged a not very well aimed attempted kiss.
"Bye-Bye pretty--" were the last words Akira said as he was pierced by the small sewing-like needles, poisonous sewing-like needles.
"Akira Nao, drunkard, rich man, doesn't care about wife, always cheats on her not to say she cheats on him too. The world doesn't need you or Sumire Nao~ The world doesn't need your kind. desu." the girl said as she walked out of the alley opening a lollipop,putting it in her mouth.
The wind brushed past her short neck lengthed hair as she quickly ran through the crowded city. She never bumped into a single person, going back to a certain place to take a nap and eat some more candy.
The Varia headquarters.
"Shishishi~ back already, Rumi-chan?" a certain blonde haired prince asked." How was the mission~? Was it fun~?"
"Terrible, do you think I like the breath of a drunk man, but it was fun to kill him, Belphegor!Desu."Rumi answered.
"Didn't I tell you to call me Bel~?" Belphegor replied.
"Nope, never. I need to report to boss,desu. Ciao*!" She waved at him as she headed toward Xanxus's office.
"Xanxus?" Rumi said at the door.
"What?" he snapped, that was the way for Rumi to know it was okay to go in.
"Finished the mission, Xanxus. Can I go take a nap?"
"...."
"Take that as a yes, bye" Rumi cheerfully said."Oh, and I'm going to Giappone,desu!"
Let put a one sentence description of her room. It was messy, filled with candy everywhere, suprisingly had a very clean restroom, and had a clean untouched-by-candy-wrappers bed. She walked towards her super-messy desk spotting a empty necklace case, perfectly fitting her only-type-in-the-world 24k gold necklace with an upside down heart she was putting inside.
"I guess she going to sleep now..." the girl said with a Cheshire grin as she opened the closet, pulling out a Namimori male uniform out, getting her luggage, and hopping onto a private jet with her necklace case
-~-Vongola Side-~-
"Ugh! I knew I should of asked for directions!" a girl with short green hair with bangs going to the left and purple eyes, Yuuki Fujiwara.
She was lost inside this school,very lost. Yuuki saw no one around except for a fairly tall black hair person that had a red band with the writing 'Disciplinary Committee. He was holding tonfas, and she didn't want to start a fight AND be tonfa'd on the first day of school for her. Nevertheless she went up to him, after all... she is the sister of a very dangerous assasin.
"Skipping class?" he said. "Do you know the consequences?"
"I'm not skipping class. I'm just do not know where my class is." Yuuki retorted.
"Which class are you in?"
"1-A" she replied."Do you think I can find my classroom without a map!?"
"..." the Disciplinary Committee guy glared at her." Go straight then turn left."
"Huh? Mercy*!Au Revoir*!" Yuuki said with a French accent as she turned around the corner.
"Does he want me to give him mercy? Since it's his first time...I'll give him mercy" the male said obviously not knowing French.
-~-~-~-
"And so, the square root of 16 is 4 do you--"
"SENSEI! Sorry I'm late! I didn't know where the classroom was!" Yuuki said sliding the door open so hard it almost fell, and she panted as if she somehow ran 10 meters in 3 seconds( which she kinda did)
"Oh, you must be the new student. To let you know I am a very educated teacher and I do not accept tardies every single--" once again, the teacher was cut off.
"My name is Yuuki Fujiwara! I'm from Italy, and I know English, French, Italian, and Japanese! It's so very nice to meet you guys!" the crossdresser who interupted a "educated" teacher said while making a saluting hand motion tagged with a very happy face."And I don't care if you're educated or not!"
"Oh? Is that so. Why don't you solve this then? What is the square root of 151.29?" the teacher smirked.'Even I don't know this one, let's see you get humiliated'
"It's 12.3! Isn't it accurate? Neh? Neh?" Yuuki,of course being oblivious to the evil intentions of the teacher.
"That is wrong...It's right? How'd did you get it right?"
And so, they had Yuuki teach math instead of the teacher, and not having Yuuki introduce herself. Soon it became the end of school that day, but it was a very bad day for boys popular with girls, and Yuuki had been disguised as a boy so...
"Gokudera-kun!" "Please take my chocolate!" a group of girls said to him, as he replied,"Stop following me around!"
"Thank you!" a spiky black-haired student ,who Rumi presumed was atheletic, accepted chocolates from multi girls.
"Yuuki-kun!" a girl said, as girls started to crowd around her."Please accept our chocolate!"
"Are you sure? I mean you barely know me ,but... Oh well! Thanks a lot!" the newly-pronouced chocolate reciever grinned.
"Wow, they're so popular. It's been like that all day." a brown-haired boy said as he thought of something then stared at a girl who was leaving."Arrgh, I'm so curious! But if I see her giving it to someone, I'll be so depressed. It'll be the end of the world!"
"Then just ask her directly" a infant with a gun held up...wait, how'd a infant get in here? Oh well, doesn't matter.
"Reborn! How many times have I told you not to come to school?"the brown-haired boy shreiked out(Rumi: And here on I thought girls were supposed to shreik).
"Hurry up and go" the infant ,Reborn, shot him.
"Reborn!!! Find out who Kyoko gives her chocolate to as if I were to die!" the boy shouted in his...boxers?(Rumi: HENTAI!!! Did he want to die to find out who the girl was giving her chocolate too? Oh well, HENTAI!!!) "Wait, Kyoko!"
"I'd say...who is that boy exactly?" Yuuki asked
"He's Tsunayoshi Sawada, in other words 'No-good Tsuna', but lately the God of Pure Love goes to ...him?" a girl answered as Yuuki went to follow(Katrina:*cough*stalk*cough*) Tsuna.
"HIIIIEEE! Isn't this Kyoko-chan's house!? Oh no, I'm only wearing my boxers!!!" Tsuna said trying to, but failing to , cover his boxers. Personally, I think it must of been pretty~ embarassing.
"Welcome back Tsuna-nii! Wow, why are you wearing your boxers?" a adorable small brown kid said in something that looked like admiration, why would wearing boxers need admiration? It should need...COURAGE! Random spur of the moment. Eheh.
"I-pin! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!" a little afro kid crawled with a Chinese-like girl sitting on top.
"Hurry up and get dressed, Tsuna! You'll catch a cold!" Tsuna's mom(Yuuki: She is his mom ,right?") said.
"This...is my house!?" Tsuna stated the obvious ,shocked
"Tsuna-san, I'm surprised you don't know your own home!" Yuuki appeared out of nowhere.
"Is this one of your new friends,Tsuna?"
"Tsuna-nii made a new friend at school today? What's his name?"
"Ano, my name is Yuuki Fujiwara." Yuuki bursted out in front of the three. The little boy seemed familiar, vaguely, but familiar. Ah well, Yuuki-chan over there has a short attention span, one minute she could be interested in flies, the next birds.
"Hey,'re going to start making Valentine's chocolate right now!" the girl that left the classroom and Tsuna followed her, said.
'I may get chocolate from Kyoko-chan! Yeah! But...why is Fujiwara-kun here?' Tsuna happy about the thought of Kyoko giving him chocolate."Ah. Wait...Why is it at my house?"
"That's because Bianchi-sensei is going to teach us!" a girl with black hair in a pony tail said."You're so cool,sensei!"
Looking over at the teacher, she was quite pretty. Long maroon hair, maroon eyes, wearing glasses, and wearing a black apron with a skull on it.
"EEEHHHH!? THAT MEANS!!WHAT? THIS IS BAD ,I HAVE TO EAT POISON COOKING!" Tsuna explained so loudly almost everybody's eardrums popped out.
"And that is your mission." Da-dum! The little infant Yuuki saw at school wearing a mini-marine costume."The only reason we made you return home with your dying will is...because we need you to protect our lives from the soon-to-be poisonous chocolate."
"It's the cheif!!! It's the cheif of...something!!!" Yes, yes, state the obvious ,Tsuna, state the absolute, positively obvious human being standing before our eyes in a weird cosplaying outfit.
"Biachi-nee's poison cooking is number three out of 128 in the most poisonous killing rankings" the little boy said. Futa is his name, Yuuki finally figured out, but has yet to figure out the infant's name.
"It's even so highly ranked in the field!!!" Once again, stating the obvious Tsuna...
"If this goes on, we'll be doomed!"Futa responded as Tsuna said to himself"I guess I'm not the only one worried about this..."
"Well, it's like that and we'll leave it to you." Reborn saluted towards Tsuna.
"You have it easy! Don't you cheif!?"
-~-~-~-
"Even just for a short while,if we could lure Bianchi out of the kitchen. Then they'd be able to make normal chocolate, but is there a way to lure out Bianchi? It might be possible if we know what her interests are." Tsuna said while two little kids were chasing each other, a Chinese one chasing a cow-pattern wearer, weird combo.
"Hey Tsuna-baka, you can use Futa's rankings to find out her interests,but there is one flaw though..." Yuuki suggested, eating the bag of chocolate she brang along.
"Ah! We could do that! What's the flaw Fujiwara-kun?" Tsuna stared at her.
"He would have to look at them directly when making rankings, and since they didn't allow boys..." Yuuki drifted off."You can find out for yourself, I'm eating chocolate so I'm not leaving this room until I finished."
-~-~-~-
"You did your best ,Futa. So... to sum it up the plan failed?" Yuuki licked her magically appearing lollipop.
"Yes, that was scary." Futa cried waterfalls(TT TT) with a huge bandage on his head.
"If you don't hurry up, there won't be enough time" Reborn said with his hitman outfit and chameleon.
"That's right! We need to get Bianchi out of the kitchen...I know there's a good way to do that, but I can't remember! Ah I know! it's the adult Lambo! If it was adult Lambo, Bianchi will mistake him for Romeo ad she'll chase him till the ends of the earth. But I can't ask something like that. Look what happened last time."Tsuna said imaginating things.
"Young...Vongola..." a voice said.
"Speak of the devil. WHA!?"
There in all the blood stood(Yuuki: Lied down) on the floor was a teen probably in his teens saying "Tolerate"
"What happened,Lambo? Was it an assasination attempt!?"
"Tsuna-nii, hurry! Call an ambulance!!!"
"Wait... This is a nosebleed. It is my motto to not refuse any lady's request, so I tried to eat all of the chocolates I recieved. This disaster occurs every Valentine's" Teen Lambo explained.
"But, why is your head covered in blood?" Futa asked."Did you get your head injured somewhere?" Tsuna asked.
" it's windy outside,the wind will cause the blood to splatter all over the place" Lambo responded
"IT SPLATTERS!?"
"Even if it's only a nosebleed, losing too much blood is dangerous! Are you sure you're ok?" Futa asked again
"Ugh....Maybe calling an ambulance would be nice"
"That's so retarded. Your weak,too" Yuuki said, finally taking notice of the human being lying on the floor, kneeling and still licking her lollipop.
"Young Yuuki? You're the same as ever...Really blunt, I didn't notice you there." Lambo replied astonished at the short-haired girl.
"Do I know you? Do you know Rumi? Who are you? How you you know me? Are you a stalker perhaps?" the crossdresser asked.
"I suppose you don't know me, but you should know my younger self. Yes,I do know Rumi. I am ten years later Lambo, I know you because you are a famous person in the future. No I am not a stalker." he managed to say all that with a straight face.
"Reborn, do you have a minute? Do you want the taste to be bitter or sweet?" Bianchi asked with a blush.
"N-Not at a time like this!"
"!!!" Bianchi looked at a nosebleeding Lambo on the floor."Romeo!!! Poison Skewer Pasta! Prepare to die,Romeo! Die!"
"Lure Bianchi as if I were to die!!!" said Tsuna in dying-will mode while holding a shocked Lambo. Please let me say that he was wearing heart boxers.
"That was a close call" "Tsuna-nii's so cool! He surpassed the ranking's data again!"
Tsuna jumped out the window with a confused Lambo. Bianchi followed them, trying to shoot a gun but failed miserably. Soon enough teen Lambo turned into the baby he was again. Reborn poked Tsuna and told him he accomplished his mission of saving other's lives.
"Thanks for waiting guys! The Valentine's chocolate is done!" both Kyoko and the other girl,who Yuuki discovered her name Haru. Kyoko held a bucket with the writing 'Milk Chocolate' and Haru holding 'White Chocolate'.
"Smells good~.What is it~?"
"This is chocolate fondue" Haru started. "You dip crackers in the chocolate!" Kyoko finished.
"Please eat up" Bianchi brang in some crackers,smiling."I made the crackers"
"Don't eat the crackers Yuu...ki...chan..." Tsuna watched the girl happily dipped a cracker in the 'Milk Chocolate' section."Oh,no"
"This is really good!!!" Yuuki smiled with a very flowery backround.
'She survived the poison cooking!?' Everybody was shocked, but Reborn had been sleeping with two bubbles out of his nose.
-~-~-~-
"Can Futa rank me?" Yuuki sipped from her hot chocolate cup.
"PPPPHHHH!!!" Tsuna spit out his hot chocolate out of his mouth."W-What? I guess so...Is it okay, Futa?"
"Of course! Yuuki-nii , what do you want me to rank?"
"I want to rank who is the smartest in my family."
"Ranking Planet? This is Futa" Futa said as things started to float around."Yuuki-nii is ranked second out of his family."
"Who's first!?" Yuuki practicly screamed out.
"Rumi Fujiwara."
"Ok,can you rank her abilities? As an assasin, strength, intelligence, things like that."
"I need to look at her."
"I'll try to contact her." Yuuki said before pulling out a necklace with a upside down necklace, her eyes closing."I can only do it breifly though." Her eyes turned purple as she opened them. "Who's bothering from my sleep,desu? Oh, it's ranking Futa desu. My idiotic twin wants to rank me,desu?"
"Rumi Fujiwara has 11 out of 36,479 to have the potential to become a hitman. Rumi ranked 31 out of 54,657 in unarmed combat. She is also ranked to be the second smartest in Namimori. She has a chance of having more cavities than Yuuki." Futa said
"Tsuna, she could be a great addition to your family." Reborn said.
"Can't you tell me her best skills, worst skills, and love interest!?" Yuuki asked with a desperate face changing as back as quickly as she asked the question
"Cooking is her 5th best skill, shooting is her 4th best, charm is her 3rd(Yuuki:Charm!?), acting is her 2nd, and using medicine is her best. She is terrible at cleaning. Her love interest is..." Futa said the last part as it started to rain. "Gokudera Hayato"
Fortunately, Rumi was asleep. She quickly changed back into Yuuki, while Futa was writing down the things.
"Hm, I guess she's bad at cleaning. She always had maids to clean her room, but she helped the cooks cook sometimes. I could use this against her..." Yuuki said with a smirk."Bye-bye! I'm going to my house Tsuna-baka!"
'Who is Yuuki's sister? Who is Yuuki? Is she rich? It's confusing!' Tsuna thought as Yuuki left.
"Oh, and one more thing. Reborn, she's can't be in your family." Yuuki looked back at the two.
-~-~-End of Chapter-~-~
Katrina - Was that good? It's my first time writing a story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Rumi - It's fine, desu.
Yuuki - Your portraying me as a jealous person back at the ranking part!
Katrina - I know...It's a wonderful world isn't it?
Rumi - Yes ,desu.
Yuuki - You agree with her ,Rumi!? Will you stop saying desu?
Rumi - No. It's what makes me me, desu.
Katrina - And, of course the two start fighting... I hope you have a Happy New Year!(Please note that this was typed on 01-01-2009)