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The Cullens at Kohl's emmetts pov
"Esme pleaseeeee!", said Emmett.
"Fine Emmett".
Yes! We finally get to go to Kohl's. I can't wait to play jokes!!!!
"Emmett?",called Rose.
"Yes darling"
"Did she say yes baby"
"Yes!!!!!"
The next day...emmett pov
Yes we're here!
Esme pov:
Ok, so now I am here.
Esme walks up to the register.
"Hello I would like this necklace, earring, braclet, earring, dress, shoe, pants, shoe, wallet, shoe, shirt, sock, other sock, shoe, jacket, hat, watch, bottle of blood, hat..."
"Escuse me miss?"
"Yes?"
"Did you say bottle of blood, because i swear you said bottle of blood"
"I said no such thing! Even though I am 80 years old, have a craving for human, and I am a.......nevermind"
"Were you about to say vampire? I am really scared of them"
Esme tilts her head and gives him a evil look. The cashier runs out of the store.
emmetts pov:
emmett walks up to everyone in the store and smiles ear to ear and gives them a hug. He says to all of them something like this...
"Hi, I wanna be a mongoose can I be a mongoose dog? You look nice, will you be my Rosalie.
rose pov:
Rosalie grabs a bullhorn and shouts to everyone:
"My mom has rabies and she bit me this morning!!!!!"
Authors Note: To find out what other people did COMMENT!!!!!(good comments)!