It's time for a random fanfic everyone!
Join us today, with Squirrelflight, Brambleclaw, Ashfur, brackenfur, leafpool, tawnypelt, crowfeather, Stormfur and feathertail. They will be living in one mansion together for 5 weeks. They will take part's in contests. One contest, one immunity round. One contest one immunity round, etc. What conflicts will arise? What loves will be revealed? This is Warrior mansion! I'm your host, Gazara12! Helping me today are the ten leaders. Firestar, bluestar, Crookedstar, Leopardstar, Nightstar, blackstar Tallstar and Onestar.
Onestar: hi all!
Tallstar stares at onestar I feel… sorta tall.
Blackstar: Yes oh short one.
Nightstar: Blackstar! Don't speak to your elder's that way!
Leopardstar: Hm. I'll find someway to turn that comment against you someday, Blackstar.
Crookedstar: me too! Me too!
Bluestar: quiet down numbskulls!
Firestar stares at the assembled leaders Am I the only sane one here?
Apparently. All right, let's introduce our contestants!
Squirrelflight: I think I ate a jelly doughnut pukes
Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight, you're on T.V! Don't puke here!
Ashfur: glares at brambleclaw If it embarrasses you, I'm fine with it.
Ooh, our first conflict!
Brambleclaw: Oh yeah, foxdung?
Ashfur: YEAH! You go and stick your head in the toilet when we get there!
Brambleclaw: what's a toilet?
Ashfur:…Nevermind, furball.
Brambleclaw: rabbit-brain!
Squirrelflight: Stop, ok. It was just a little jelly doughnut. I'm fine.
Brambleclaw: I'll use your liver for garters, Ashfur, whatever those are!
Squirrelflight: SHUT UP!
Ashfur and Brambleclaw: yes your majesty.
Ha ha. I won't have any jibes on MY show. You got that, furball's?
All: Yes.
Good. Now, the rest of you, introduce yourselves!
Brackenfur: I'm the author's favourite cat. TAKE THAT, BRAMBLEBU-
Leafpool: Brackenfur, If you don't stop, I'll stop giving you massage therapy
Brackenfur: NU!
Tawnypelt: Don't insult my bro.
Crowfeather: massage therapy? You give massage therapy?
Leafpool: 5 days a week, 7 hours a day!
Crowfeather: I'm coming!
Stormfur: stares at wall why am I even here?
Feathertail: To find nemo. Doi.
Stormfur: really?
Feathertail: no.
Stormfur: You wouldn't lie! start's searching for nemo
Feathertail: toms….
Alright you've been introduced to our guests! Now, it's time to hit the road!
All: oh man…
What?
Squirrelflight: I don't like long trips
Ah, come on. You went on the great journey! How hard is getting in a car!
Brambleclaw: What's a car? Is that like a monster?
Ashfur: yes.
Alright! Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brackenfur: Here we go again!
Leafpool: you've done this before?
Brackenfur: no.
Aw, come on guys, how bad can it get.
Tawnypelt: as bad as the smell of blackstar's fur during the famine before the great journey. He ate the clan shower.
YOU GUYS HAVE PUBLIC SHOWER'S? GROSS!
Tawnypelt. Yeah. a tom one and a she-cat one. Peeping toms kept asking blackstar to move it closer. He almost agreed, until he ate the tom shower.
Blackstar: TAWNYPELT! THAT'S A CLAN SECRET! YOU WERE JUST DISLOYAL!
Tawnypelt: uh, Gazara, can we get outta here?
Only if you call me gaz.
Tawnypelt: What?
I said only if you call me gaz.
Tawnypelt: fine. Please, let's get outta here, Gaz
Wait. I think blackstar want's too talk
Blackstar: can I sing on the way?
All the rest: please, no.
Oh, fine.
Squirrelflight: This is going to be ONE long trip.
Who will win? Who will get binned? Find out in the next chappie!