Bella: You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. You're eyes change color and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight....How old are you?
Laura: God that's a lot of things. Can't he be normal (as in human) in SOME WAY?
Brooke: No, that defeats the point.
Edward: Seventeen.
Bella: And how long have you been 17?
Edward: A while.
Brooke: How long is a while?
Laura: Uh, a few months?
Bella: *breathes loudly for a long time* I know what you are.
Laura: Great, so do I.
Edward: Say it. Out loud. Sayit.
Laura: Sheesh, he's pushy.
Brooke: *shoves Laura* What? He's not pushy!
Bella: Vampire.
Edward: Are you afraid?
Laura: Of you? Pshaw. No way!
Brooke: I hate you Robert Pattinson!
Bella: No.
Edward: Then ask me the most basic question: what do we eat?
Laura: You don't eat, you creep. You drink. And not vodka either.
Brooke: I eat French fries.
Bella: You won't hurt me.
(grabs her arm)
Bella: Where are we going?
Laura: Why do you have to know everything, Bella?
Brooke: It's none of your business.
Edward: Up the mountain, out of the cloudbank. You need to see what I look like in the sunlight.
Laura: Ohhh. I'm excited
(throws her on back, ZOOM)
Edward: This is why we don't show ourselves in sunlight. People would know we're different.
(sparkles)
Brooke: Ahhhh! I'm blind.
Laura: Good for you, Eddie. I'm different, and proud of it. Btw, when I say "different" I mean "abnormal."
Brooke: I AM THE MOST NORMAL OF ALL OF YOU!
Laura: Good for you. Wait- there's only two of us.
Edward: This is what I am.
Bella: It's like diamonds. You're beautiful.
Laura: Nice. Really subtle.
Brooke: I think its more like pouring a whole tub of craft glitter on him. BTW you use that word wayyyyy too much.
Laura: What word?
Brooke: The "s" word.
Laura: Oh. You mean shi--
Brooke: No! Not that word. I meant the other "s" word. Subtle.
Laura: I do not!
Brooke: Can we get back to the movie now?
Edward: Beautiful—this is the skin of a killer. I'm a killer.
Bella: I don't believe that.
Brooke: Neither do I.
Laura: I do!
Brooke: Nobody cares about you.
Laura: *sniffle*
Brooke: Hi Jasper!
Edward: Because you believe a lie, it's a camouflage. I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in—my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that.
Laura: He's modest, no?
(ZOOM)
Edward: AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME!
Brooke: No need to shout...
(ZOOM part deux)
Edward: As if you could fight me off.
(throws tree)
Edward: I'm designed to kill.
Bella: I don't care.
Edward: I've killed people before.
Laura: Great, so have I! Well, not people, but like bugs. Does that count?
Brooke: No.
Bella: It doesn't matter.
Edward: I wanted to kill you, I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward: Don't.
Bella: I'm here. I trust you.
(ZOOM)
Edward: My family, we're different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. We've learned to control our thirst. And it's you, your scent; it's like a drug to me. You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Laura: OME! Edward's a DRUG ADDICT! I always thought he was against that sort of stuff.
Brooke: Yummy yummy!
(ZOOM)
Bella: Why did you hate me so much when we met?
Edward: I did. Only from me wanting you so badly. I don't know if I can control myself.
Bella: I know you can.
Edward: I can't read your mind. You have to tell me what you're thinking.
Bella: Now I'm afraid.
Edward: Good.
Bella: I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. That you're going to disappear.
Edward: You don't know how long I've been waiting for you....And so the lion fell in love in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.
Brooke: ROAR!
Laura: That is animal abuse in the form of mockery.
Brooke: What? I want to pet his hair. I still don't like him though.
Laura: The lion's hair?
Brooke: No. RPattz.
(staring contest between Edward and Bella!)
Laura: I'm going to win!
(*sparkly!*)
Laura: Edward could open up his shirt a little bit to show more sparkles. I wouldn't mind the reason, so long as he does it. I doubt Bella would either...
Brooke: Um... aren't you Team Jacob? And I wouldn't mind either. If it was the real Edward and not Robert Pattinson who I hate so much and I won't stop talking about how much I hate him and now this is a run on sentence so yeah. I don't like him.
Laura: OKAY we get you don't like him. And yes, I am on Jake's team. I'm deciding right now between two responses.
One: I can still like Edward, and
Two: Oh yeah! Oops, my bad.
(back in Bella's room)
Bella: About three things I was absolutely positive: 1st, Edward was a vampire. 2nd, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And 3rd, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Laura: AHHH! Big words.
Brooke: About three things I was absolutely positive:
One, My friends are extremely strange. (Laura: No DUH!)
Two, French Fries are quite good.
Three: I REALLY wish I was a vampire.