What happens when school wants every kid to bring their mother to help out with a bake sale? Tohru, Yuki, and Kyou turn to Shigure to do the cooking and setting up "cute" and "beautiful" decorations in the school's gymnasium.

After typing it up, I thought that it wasn't that funny…but at least this story has a plot, unlike my other ones which seem to just flow from one random event to another…hmm, though there is a random situation placed in here…well anyways…all you readers must be familiar with this phrase: Please read and review.

Teacher says, "Okay, you guys, I'm going to make this quick because I have to leave soon. You have to bring your mothers to the school bake sale. Your mom has to bake stuff and help set up. Not everyone is obliged to do this, but if your mom chooses to do this, the school promises to use the profit from the bake sale to omit the donation fee you have to pay every year. It's a good offer, so do it! Good bye!" (He practically runs out the door.)

Tohru says, "But school's not even over yet."

Kyou says, " No, he just needs to go to the bathroom…"

Yuki says, "Kyou, is all you can think is food and the bathroom?"

Kyou says, " I know all you think about is Tohru!"

Yuki turns red.

Kyou laughs, "HAHA! I got you didn't I?"

Yuki says, " Well, you think of your stuffed cat! Nekko Kawaii!"

Everyone turns to look at Kyou.

Kyou looks around and points at Yuki, saying, " He's lying! He's just accusing me of that so that he could cover himself! He's the one with the cat!"

Student asks, "So then how come you're always seen with cats around you?"

Kyou asks, " What cats? You hallucinating?"

Student says, " He probably means the one on your snuggling right now…"

Kyou rubbing the cat's head against his cheek and says, "Huh? Oh! This ugly cat?"

Cat goes, "Meow?"

Kyou screams out, " Get the hell out of here or else you'll face HELL!"

He throws the cat out the window, where it lands on a tree branch and jumps into another window.

Teachers yells, " AHHHHH! WHAT'S A CAT DOING IN THE BATHROOM?"

Everyone hears this in the classroom and looks at Kyou.

Kyou says, " I am appalled at how you are appalled at me! Hmph!" (Walks out the classroom and the bell rings.)

At home…

Shigure says, " Me, do the bake sale? Me decorate? Me cook? Tohru, Yuki, Kyou, you are asking too much."

Tohru says, "But the fee of the donation is $100! With all three of us, that's –"

Shigure yells out, " $300,000,000 big ones!"

Yuki says, " I think you did your math –"

Kyou says, " Shut up…"

Shigure says, "I will do it! I will help out with the bake sale! If it was $300, I wouldn't bother (the three sweat a lot), but 3 big ones! Oh my! I will! I will be Mr. Mom!"

All three sweat even more because the Mr. Mom freaks them out.

Friday came, and Shigure has only two days to prepare for the bake sale on Sunday.

Shigure says, "Let's see what the cookbook has to offer…muffins…ha! Too simple! Oh, look, fluffy (his dog)! A cake! Let's bake that! Actually, who knows how to cook? I don't want to do all the work, but I want the credit…Hatori! Yes! That's it Fluffy! I love you! (kisses the dog. The dog runs away.) Oh, Fluffy! Come back! (runs even faster) Oh, fine!"

Shigure walks to the main house, where Hatori's office and main patient is.

Shigure sings, " Oh Hatori!"

Hatori says, " Hold him still, Kana."

Kana says, "Just do it carefully…"

Hatori says, " I almost have it out…"

Kana says, "Be careful of the tissue! "

Hatori says, "I know! I know!"

Kana says, " His blood pressure is going down! I'm going to have to get more medicine!" (She runs to the door, opens it --)

Shigure sings, "Hi-dee-ho, Neighboreeno!" (Ned Flander's style.)

Kana screams, "AHH!"

Hatori screams, "AHH! (accidentally cuts a vein) AHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA GET SUED! AKITO'S GONNA HUNT ME DOWN FOREVER!"

Shigure asks, "What's happening?"

Kana says, " I'm off to call the ambulence!"

Hatori yells, "Go! Go!"

Shigure says, " What are you doing?"

Hatori yells, "YOU IDIOT! THERE WAS A SIGN THAT SAYS 'OPERATION IN PROGRESS.' DIDN'T YOU READ IT?"

"No…"

Hatori says, " You idiot!"

Shigure says, " Just wake him up."

Hatori says, "You can't do that—NO!"

Shigure wakes him up.

Akito says, "What? It's over? (sees the blood spurting vein) AHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!"

Hatori screams, "AHHHH!" (he screams whenever someone else screams)

Akito says, "AHHHH!"

Shigure thinks this is funny because he has too much sugar so he screams too, "AHHHHHH!"

Kana yells, " AMBULENCE IN THE FRONT DOOR!"

They put Akito on the stretcher and put him in the ambulence.

Doctor says, " Don't worry! You'll be alright…"

Akito goes, "hahkiiudlglkjljl…"

Doctor says, " He's losing too much blood. Give me my instruments…"

Shigure says, " Yes, Doctor!"

Doctor screams, " Ah! Who are you? Where's my nurse?"

Shigure says, "The nurse was left behind…"

"Who the hell—who are you?"

"I'm a doctor. I'm your new assistance."

"I didn't ask…ah! Just give me my instruments."

Shigure gives him instrument.

Doctor is doing careful precision until the car swerved sharply through one corner –

Shigure screams, " Ah! Hold me!"

Doctor yells, "Ah! Don't hold me!"

CUT!

Doctor yells, " Ah! Another vein is cut!"

Akito says, "God?"

Doctor says, "Call the ambulence!"

Driver: We are the ambulence! Uh oh!

" No 'uh-oh'!"

Driver says, "We have four flat tires."

Doctor says, "For the love of—"

Driver says, " No other ambulence is available."

Doctor says, "I can't believe this!"

Shigure says, " I know!"

Doctor says, " You, shut up!"

The car door opens and out comes the Doctor with Akito in the stretcher and Shigure riding a wheelchair. They're running to the nearest hospital.

Doctor says, " Out of the way! Out of the way!"

Shigure says, " Out of the way! I'm an old, paralysis man!" (hits people away with a cane)

Doctor goes into the hospital…

Doctor says, " Quick! Please!"

Nurse1 says, " Come with us!"

SLAM!

Shigure slammed hard into a man with paralysis.

Nurse2 says, "You idiot!"

Shigure yells, "Ah! Stop hitting me!"

Nurse3 says, "The elevator doesn't work."

Akito says, " God…I'm coming…"

Doctor says, " God…if I don't save this life…I'm coming too…"

SLAM!

Doctor yell, "Ow! Good Ra – you hit my ankles!"

Shigure says, "Sorry! I can't really control this wheelchair. "

Doctor says, "I can't carry him up the stairs."

Nurse1 says, " Don't worry. We'll get someone to carry him! Bob!"

Bob says, "On it!" (he carries Akito away.)

Nurse1 says, "As for you – hey! Where'd he go?"

Shigure thought, " I caused too much trouble today! I can't screw up anymore from now onto the end of the day…I'll have to buy store bought baked goods. Will the school accept a baked chicken? Well, it is a bake sale, and bake is in baked chicken…"

Tohru says, " We're home!"

Yuki says, " Ooh! Here comes Cat Woman!"

Kyou says, " Shut up! Here comes Yuki, the boy with a girl's name!"

"Shut up!"

Shigure says, " Here's the stuff for your bake sale."

Tohru looks in the bag. "This is a chicken…"

Shigure says, "Yes."

"But, they want desserts."

Shigure lets out a big breath.

Tohru says, "Oh my! What happened! Why are you in a wheelchair!"

"I don't know anymore!" (cries.)

"Why are you crying!"

Shigure says, "I accidentally ran over a paralyzed man with this wheelchair, killed a doctor's ankles, made Akito lose lots of blood, made Hatori have a fear of being sued, and I cut in line in the grocery store because an old woman was walking forward in the line too slow! This day was so horrible."

Kyou whispers to Yuki, " If he thinks that's horrible, imagine how horrible our days with HIM are!"

Tohru says, "Oh! Shigure, would you like one of my heart-filled lectures?"

Shigure says, " Not if you put it that way…"

Tohru: Make it up to everyone by baking something for them.

Shigure says, "That's right! I'll…I'll make homemade brownies, cakes, cookies…everything a man can think of!"

Yuki&Kyou say, " says, " Thanks, Tohru!"

Tohru says, "Oh, no problem."

Kyou says, "I advise Tohru help you in this project."

"Why? Think I'm not woman enough to bake something."

Yuki&Kyou stare at him strangely because of the "I'm not a woman enough" phrase.

Kyou says, " Remember the time you baked cookies, and your dog died!"

Shigure says, "Remember you tried to sew a stuffed cat and you accidentally sewed your shirt into the stuffed cat?"

"Your brownies tasted like shit!"

"Your cat looks like it just constipated!"

"You ate so many baked goods, you look pregnant!"

Shigure: You love cats so much, you one time cooked a cat and ate it!

"You ate a human before! And talk about fear in this house!"

Tohru and Yuki: O.o

"When you were little, you would go from room to room, counting imaginary cats…"

(flashback)

Kyou says, " Tī ha! Zutkgau meow-doy!" (Kyou didn't know English when he was little…"Look over there! Seven cats!)

Moves to another room.

Kyou says the same thing.

Mom says, "Isn't that cute."

Dad says, " He looks like a damn fairy."

(end of flashback.)

Shigure asks, "So, Kyou, are you gay?"

Kyou yells, "Shut up! I was little! I wasn't even in school yet!"

Shigure says, " Hmm…haha….well, let's get on with the cooking…"

Tell me what you think. I would like to see whether people want me to continue or not. Thanks. I would appreciate it.

Oh yes, I re-edited this story, so I'm sorry to "Evil Pillow" (from my very dusty memory, I think that's your name…), a person who reviewed this story at one time, that this story was not in existence for a while. I posted up the second chapter for you!