Buttters went to Cartman's to use his toilet. The reason that hewent to Cartman's is that he was afraid of his own toilet. The toilet came alive and said " Butters, I am going to eat you and suck you down into the sewer." Butters said " Oh hamburgers!" and ran out screaming all the way to Cartman's house. Cartman heard Butters screaming and asked " What the hell is your fucking problem Butters!"
Cartman got very agitated because he was watching Terrance and Phillip. Butters was doing the potty dance holding his ass with both hands. He said "Oh man! Now I really have to drop the Cosby's off at the pool and poop out Chef again." Cartman said "This really can't be good!" Finally as the morning progressed, Cartman finally let Butters use the toilet.
Cartman really was pissed off at Butters, because he stank up the bafroom. It smelled so damn bad that Cartman frew up!! Cartman said "Damn Butters What the fuck did you have for dinner last night?" Butters said " Oh...Well...I just had some boiled cabbage and chilli with refried beans and Queezno's (which happened to give him horrible gas and diarrhea)." Butters farted and made Cartman pass out. When he farted it sounded like a trumpet mixed with a foghorn and geese!
45 minutes later Butters stopped farting and had more diarrhea and Cartman ran up to the store screaming " HOLY FUCK! I haven't heard so much gas come out of anyone in my whole eight years of life!" When Cartman got back from buying airfreshners Butters stank up the whole house! As soon Cartman got through the door, Butters parents were at the door!
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Where have you been all morning!" His parents yelled as they entered the house with face masks due to the horrendous smell made by their son Butters! " SORRY!" you heard from the bafroom along with a cacophany of wet juicy farts!
Butters parents walked into the bafroom and noticed that their son had left wet juicy chunks of exploding green tinted diarrhea. Once they saw that Butters was in horrific agonizing pain with his eyes crunched into a big X, they found him in the corner shaking and crying with the green and yellow tinted diarrhea from the undigested queezno's coming out of his ass crack! Butters parents then said " Come on honey, Lets go have the doctor examinate you!"
When the nurse told Butters to take his clothes off... Butters tried to warn her about his chronic diarrhea issues, but she didn't listen to him. So after they were off he accidentally shot her with the diarrhea induced by the queezno's(especially the ham and turkey)!! With Butters and his mom not knowing about the food poisoning, called in the doctor. When he got in and asked what the problem was he was shot by butters rusty redish brown diarrhea! Butters said " Oh my god, Im so sorry!" only squirting more fast flowing rancid feces.
As the doctor walked out covered in chunky bloody diarrhea Butters accidently squirted his parents with it. When Butters attempted to put on his clean clothing, he shot out very chunky and rainbow colored diarrhea. When he was done he screamed "STUPID DAMN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZNOS" as the last of the grape colored diarrhea came out!