Link Enters the Matrix
Link: ZELDA! I AM YOUR FATHER….
Zelda: WRONG PARODY LINK! THIS IS A MIX OF ZELDA AND MATRIX! NOT STAR WARS!
Link: oh….right….so…..what is the matrix….
Zelda: I HAVE NO FRICKIN IDEA….so don't ask me…..
Morpheus: Ah….the matrix…….Too bad neo was replaced by link…..anyways…that may be a good thing…..i think neo might kill me after he finds out I also I have no frickin idea what the matrix is either….
Link: so I need to figure this out myself……
Zelda: LOOK OUT FOR THOSE FLYING BANANAS!
Link: what? Link does the bullet dodging trick not a problem…..
Morpheus: actually there is a problem….
Policeman arrives
Policeman: Morpheus……you are under arrest I am afraid….
Morpheus: aww damn it I knew someone would have found out that I stole shampoo from a random bathroom….
Policeman: wait….YOU STOLE THE SHAMPOO? I THOUGHT YOU STOLE THE RUBBER DUCKY!
Morpheus: erm….yeah….anyways…LINK! KICK HIS ASS!
Link: GOT IT!
awesome matrix music begins to play
Link: WOW! SO THAT'S WHY I ENTERED THE MATRIX!
Morpheus: yes…that…..and the author of this has no life…..
Author: I AM NO MERE AUTHOR….I AM…..NEO!
Morpheus:….shit….
Author: yes, BE AFRAID MORPHEUS!
Smith: I HAVE YOUR NOSE MR. ANDERSON!
Neo: COME BACK HERE!
Morpheus: ……..
Link: ………
Zelda: …….
END
AUTHOR'S NOTE: sorry you had to read that…I know its dumb but I am bored at around 12 am so this is the result…..