Disclaimer: I Own Naruto. I Own Naruto, And All Trademarks Associated With Naruto. Want To Make Something Of It? Sue Me...Bitch
Okay, This Is Not A Story...This Is Simply A Set Of Rules I Believe Must Be Written, Because Of All The Damn Fanfics Out Here About Naruto.
RULE 1: Naruto CAN NOT SAY 'BELIEVE IT'. Not even ONCE...Or I'll Castrate You
Sasuke: "Haha Baka, No More Believe It Shit From Your
Mouth"
Naruto: "Shut The Fuck Up You Emo Bitch"
RULE 2: Sasuke...And Sakura...ARE NOT TO BE PAIRED UP. God Damnit People
Sasuke: "...I Like These Rules So Far..."
Sakura:
"...cry..."
RULE 3: Naruto And Sasuke...CAN NOT HAVE SEX!!! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
Naruto: "...Finally"
Sasuke: "...LOVE THESE
RULES..."
Sakura: "...But, I Always Liked
Those...cry..."
RULE 4: Naruto Is A Dumbass...He Will ALWAYS BE A DUMBASS...Don't Make Him Smart.
Sasuke: "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!"
Naruto: "Oh
yeah? Well...Well...So?"
RULE 5: Gai...Lee...Just...Just NO...Okay? NO.
Lee: "Oh No...GAI!"
Gai: "LEE!"
Lee:
"GAI!"
Moving On...
RULE 6: Shikimaru...Keep Him A Lazy Bastard, No Ino-Shikimaru Pairings
Shikimaru: "...I'm In These Rules Too? How Troublesome"
Ino: "...I'm A Slut, My Character Has Barely Any Depth...I
Suck...KILL ME"
RULE 7: If You Write Something For fanfiction(dot)net YOU ARE A LOSER...Don't Try To Be Cool...
Naruto: "Did...You Just Call Yourself A Loser??"
FUCK OFF NARUTO!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Naruto:
"But...You're Writing My Lines!"
Sasuke: "I Hate
To Say It...But Naruto Has A Point..."
SHUT UP GOD
DAMNIT!!!!!!!! FUCKEN EMO! FUCKEN DUNCE, FUCKEN SLUTS, WHORES,
LOSERS, LAZYASSES, PIGS, PERVERTS!!!! I HATE ALL OF THESE
CHARACTERS!!!!!!
Ahem..I Was Going To Write More...But These Characters Piss Me Off Too Much...Cya