(In the Organization Castle, the Toilenator is sleeping in his room. When he woke up, he looked at his calendar and saw that today is Christmas Eve.)
Toilenator: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! YAAAAAAAY! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS!
(The Toilenator ran into the room next to him and saw Zim sleeping on his bed while GIR was sleeping on his face. The Toilenator walked up to Zim and woke him up.)
Toilenator: HI ZIM!
(Zim fell right out of bed along with GIR. When Zim got up, he glared at the toilet-themed villain.)
Zim: TOILENATOR! WHY DO YOU WAKE ME UP IN THIS HEINOUS EARTH HOLIDAY?!
GIR: I need my sleepy time!
Toilenator: Zim! It's CHRISTMAS EVE! THAT MEANS TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS! AREN'T YOU EXCITED?!
Zim: Feh! Christmas! Another stupid Earthly tradition when humans exchange gifts to strangers.
Toilenator: I know! Isn't it great?!
GIR: I FEEL THE LOVE ALREADY!
Zim: Zim does not NEED THIS! I'm going back to bed.
Toilenator: OK. I'll see if my other friends want to help me celebrate.
Zim: OUT!
(The Toilenator happily ran out of Zims room and went into the room of another one of his friends, Kilgore. The diminutive-sized robot villain appears to just be standing there with his eyes wide open. The Toilenator walked up to Kilgore and wound up the key on his back bringing him to life.)
Kilgore: WHAT?! WHO DARES?!
Toilenator: HI KILGORE!
Kilgore: Oh. It's just you Toilenator. I thought you were an enemy sneaking up on me.
Toilenator: Of course I'm not. Guess what tomorrow is?
Kilgore: Of course I do. Christmas.
Toilenator: YAY! Aren't you excited?!
Kilgore: NO! Are you insane?! Why would I want to celebrate some childish holiday?! Besides, villains don't celebrate Christmas!
Toilenator: The Box Ghost does. And so do all the other ghosts from his world.
Kilgore: Our worlds don't hold a truce between heroes and villains! If you want to be a great villain, you have to act like one in any way you can!
Toilenator: Well, I guess you're right. Do we still get to drink hot chocolate?
Kilgore: Robots don't drink!
Toilenator: OK. Bye Kilgore!
(The Toilenator exits Kilgores room and walks down the halls of the castle.)
(Soon, he walks into the lunchroom where he sees all the villains having breakfast. At one table, he sees Vlad Masters being annoyed by the Box Ghost who is practicing his carol singing. In another table, he sees Kevin 11 hitting on Azula again. Azula threatens Kevin not to come any closer, but he follows her anyway. And in another table, he sees Control Freak sitting by himself eating pancakes. The Toilenator walked up to Control Freak and sat next to him.)
Control Freak: Toilenator. You're up early.
Toilenator: Hey Control Freak? I have a question. I figure I'd ask you since you are the smartest in our alliance.
Control Freak: Well, that is true. OK, what is it?
Toilenator: Why don't villains celebrate Christmas?
Control Freak: What are you talking about? Of course we do. It's just Maleficent doesn't seem to care that much about it. Just look at the Box Ghost.
(The two see the Box Ghost who is decorating the cafeteria in Christmas lights.)
Toilenator: But Kilgore said if we want to be great villains, we have to act like them any way we can.
Control Freak: That is true too. Evil never rests, even on the holidays. Everybody else likes to celebrate Christmas, just not in the ways that non-villains do.
Toilenator: Ooooooooh. I'm confused.
Box Ghost: GUYS!
(The Box Ghost flies up to the two and gives them both candy canes.)
Box Ghost: Merry Christmas Eve from the Box Ghost!
Toilenator: Wow Box Ghost. You sure are into the Christmas season.
Box Ghost: Ah, yes! Christmas is a great holiday!
Vlad: Fiddlesticks!
(The Box Ghost sees Vlad walking up to him.)
Vlad: I don't get it! What is the point of this truce?! Why must you celebrate it?! It's idiotic! It's pointless!
Box Ghost: Vlad! Don't be so judgmental! Christmas is a wonderful holiday. All ghosts must hold this truce. If you don't, you'll end up like the Ghost Writer.
Vlad: BAH HUMBUG!
(Vlad storms out of the room mumbling under his breath.)
Control Freak: Eeesh. Someone's a little touchy.
Box Ghost: Me and the other ghosts are still trying to convince him into celebrating the truce. But he keeps shunning us.
Walker: Well he won't be shunning this truce anymore once I'm through with him.
(The group turns and sees Walker the prison ghost standing before them.)
Box Ghost: Walker! What are you doing here?
Walker: Vlad Plasmius has failed to uphold the truce. If he doesn't celebrate within the next 10 hours, he's going downtown.
Box Ghost: Just give him some more time to warm up to the idea sir. I, the Box Ghost will see to it that Vlad will participate in celebrating our truce.
Walker: For his sake he better.
(Walker leaves the cafeteria.)
Toilenator: Wow. I never realized how many bad guys are. . . .bad this time of year.
Control Freak: You don't know the half of it.
(Meanwhile, at another table in the cafeteria, Kevin 11 is still following Azula around.)
Kevin 11: Aw, c'mon babe! You know you love me.
Azula: I'm going to love burning your skin off in the next five minutes!
Kevin 11: Is this because I accidentally spilled juice on your head during that mission when we went to that world with the Super Saiyans?
Azula: Go away.
Kevin 11: By the way, I couldn't help but notice, but you seem rather pretty in the light.
Azula: TIME'S UP!
(Azula thrust her arm right at Kevins chest electrocuting him with a powerful lightning bolt. Kevin 11 lied on the floor completely paralyzed unable to move a single part of his body. Azula walked away fuming in anger. While she walked, a picture fell out of her pocket and landed on Kevins face.)
Kevin 11: What the heck? This must be Azulas family. Hmm. Maybe if I met them, Azula might just give me another chance.
(Kevin tries to move his body, but he is still paralyzed.)
Kevin 11: Oh, boy. Somebody?! A little help please?!
(Zim, GIR, and Kilgore enter the cafeteria and walk up to the table with the Toilenator, Box Ghost, and Control Freak.)
Zim: MY FELLOW VILLAINS! We need to think of a plan to get the Alliance to the top rank in the Organization!
Control Freak: I was thinking that since it is Christmas, we can invade other universes and steal all kinds of valuable items and give them as presents to friends. I have a list of things to give to various villains. Like, you know how Hamsterviel is after those Experiments? Well we can collect all 625 of them! And Ursula wants to become the queen of Atlantica, right. Well I was thinking one of us could steal that trident so Ursula will be back in power!
Kilgore: That sounds a little too complicated for us. How about something easier?
Control Freak: OK. I've also been thinking we can go to that future world and recruit that Robot Santa Claus to be an Organization member.
Toilenator: But wouldn't he kill us all? After all, he kills everybody who has been naughty, and well let's face it. We're villains.
Control Freak: Gah! Everything has a catch!
Zim: I for one DESPISE this tradition and refuse to be a part of it!
Box Ghost: I'm celebrating a truce so I, the Box Ghost don't want to be a part of your plans today.
Control Freak: Aw man! So it's just me, Toilenator, and Kilgore?
Box Ghost: Looks like it. Good luck.
Control Freak: Where are you going?
Box Ghost: I, the Box Ghost have to help Vlad celebrate the truce before he gets arrested!
(And the Box Ghost flies out of the cafeteria.)
Toilenator: C'mon Zim! Please join our plan!
Zim: Why should I?! What's in it for me?!
Control Freak: Don't you want to impress the Tallest?
Zim: Of course I do!
Kilgore: Then come over here and help us!
Zim: Fine! But the Tallest better be impressed by this plan, whatever it is!
GIR: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A MOOSE!!!! HEHEHEHEHE!
Zim: So what are we going after this time?
Control Freak: Follow me.
(The four villains walk out of the lunchroom.)
(Meanwhile, in another part of the castle, Vlad is sitting in a chair next to the fireplace talking to another villain, Mr. Boss.)
Vlad: And that was how I was able to make my first million.
Mr. Boss: Hahahahahahaha! You are some piece of work Masters! It's too bad you had to lose it all because of the phantom kid and his father.
Vlad: Every time I hear that name, it makes me want to break something!
Mr. Boss: Well he can't possibly be as bad as those Kids Next Door. One time, I had this plan to send all these girls into space, but it was ruined by Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3.
Vlad: Uh, last I checked, you had a daughter who is in the Kids Next Door.
Mr. Boss: Aw, c'mon! I can't stay mad at my little Fanny! Anyways, why have you been acting like the Grinch this season?
Vlad: Grr. It's this truce! Apparently, every ghost in my universe holds it. During the truce, they celebrate the holidays like everyone else does. And what's more annoying is that even my arch nemesis holds it! I cannot think of spending a day at a Christmas party with that Danny Phantom!
Mr. Boss: I feel for you. At least you can relax now.
(Suddenly, the Box Ghost flies in and up to Vlad.)
Vlad: Oh, NOT YOU AGAIN!
Box Ghost: Vlad! You don't understand! If you don't uphold the truce, you'll get arrested!
Vlad: I'll take my chances! Now GET OUT!
Box Ghost: Just give it just one try. Please?! It won't take long. It's just one small party and that's it.
(Vlad took some serious thought into this. Until he finally agreed.)
Vlad: Fine. I'll play along.
Box Ghost: Thanks Vlad Masters a.k.a. Vlad Plasmius! I, the Box Ghost will make sure you have the best Christmas ever!
Vlad: Let's just get it over with!
(Vlad and the Box Ghost exit the room leaving Mr. Boss alone. Suddenly, a bunch of Ice Cream Men entered the room.)
Ice Cream Man #1: Is he gone?
Mr. Boss: You know it! Hit it!
(Suddenly, lights began to go off and Christmas music began to play as Ice Cream Men and Mr. Boss started dancing in the room.)
Ice Cream Man #2: Do you think Vlad won't mind?
Mr. Boss: Meh. What he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?
(In the Alliance Base, Zim, Control Freak, Toilenator, and Kilgore walk up to a table where a piece of paper was on top of it.)
Control Freak: OK. So I've made a list of magical items that we can steal for future schemes. And I think I found something we can take. This is what we want to get.
(Control Freak shows everyone the list. On it were many magical items. The Shen Gong Wu, The Heart of Candracar, Pandoras Box, and various other things. But the thing Control Freak wanted to get appears to be a regular old top hat.)
Kilgore: What are we getting?
Control Freak: That hat of course!
Zim: A hat?! WHAT GOOD CAN A HAT DO FOR US?!
Control Freak: This is no ordinary hat! This is a MAGIC HAT!
Kilgore: No duh! That's why it's on the list!
Toilenator: What does it do?
Control Freak: I've looked into the world that has this hat, and saw that a bunch of kids used it to bring some snowman to life. If we can cipher the magic out of that hat, we could create our own invincible army of snow warriors!
GIR: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it SNOOOOOOOOOWWW!
Control Freak: Everyone! Into the ship which still needs a name!
(Control Freak, Kilgore, Zim, and the Toilenator grab as many weapons as they can and run into their ship. A hatch opens up and the ship flies out into the air disappearing in a bright flash as it enters a new world.)
(Meanwhile, Kevin 11 walks down the hallway and comes to a door. He knocks on it and opening it appears Azulas father, Ozai.)
Ozai: Who dares?
Kevin 11: Um, hello. I'm Kevin 11. Is. . .uh. . .your daughter here?
Azula: No.
(Kevin looks inside the room to see Azula lying on her bed.)
Ozai: Azula. Who is this?
Azula: Just the most annoying pain in my side in this entire castle!
Kevin 11: Please Ozai. Let me talk with your daughter. I have something she dropped.
(Kevin shows Ozai the picture that Azula dropped back at the lunchroom. When Azula sees Kevin with the picture, she immediately got up off of her bed.)
Azula: Bring him in father.
(Ozai nodded his head and opened the door letting Kevin inside.)
Azula: Please leave father. This is private matters.
(Ozai left the room leaving Azula and Kevin alone.)
Kevin 11: So, are we going to second base?
(Azula grabbed Kevin by the neck and brought him onto the couch grabbing the picture from him.)
Kevin 11: (cough) Good grip. So uh, where's your brother?
Azula: I have no brother.
Kevin 11: But, he's in the picture right next to you.
Azula: ZUKO IS A TRAITOR! A BACK-STABBING DOUBLE-CROSSER! I HAVE NO BROTHER!
(Azula turned away from Kevin after remembering the events of what happened the night she was defeated during Sozins Comet. Kevin was about to say something until Azula turned to face him again.)
Kevin 11: What about your mom. What happened to her?
Azula: If this is all you want to talk about then just GET OUT!
Kevin 11: I just wanted to. . .
Azula: I DO NOT LOVE YOU AND I NEVER WILL LOVE YOU! DON'T YOU GET IT YOU FREAK?! NOW JUST GET OUT SO I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!!!
(Kevin tried to respond, but he saw Azulas really angry face as tears started to form in her eyes. Kevin decided it would be wise to leave before someone gets hurt (mainly him). As he left Azulas room, Kevin could hear her crying from outside. Kevin walked down the hallways thinking about what to do. As he walked down, he came across Azulas father, Ozai.)
Kevin 11: Ozai? I have some questions.
Ozai: What is it?
Kevin 11: What happened to Azulas mother and brother?
(Meanwhile, the Alliance flies through the air in their ship looking for the magic hat. Zim looks out the window in complete fear.)
Zim: (gulp) Brrrr. AUGH! This. . .white. . .glop! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!
Kilgore: Why are you so paranoid?
Zim: This snow. It's everywhere!
GIR: GAME OVER PIG! GAME OVER!
Toilenator: Why are you so afraid of the snow? It won't hurt you.
Zim: SAYS YOU! You're not an IRKEN INVADER! It turns out this snow is made from the Earth element known as WATER! And water BURNS! IT BURNS LIKE. . . .soy beans.
GIR: The stingingness! The stingingness!
Kilgore: Well like it or not, that's where we're going! Now get ready! We're about to exit the vehicle! Control Freak! Land this ship already!
Control Freak: I can't yet! I have to make sure it's hidden before we land. If the people in this world see this ship, it will raise suspicion. Luckily, I've activated the cloaking device so no one can see it.
(The ship then lands in the middle of the woods. Control Freak, Zim, Kilgore, and the Toilenator grab their weapons and suit up for the cold weather. Kilgore seeing the annoying label on one of the laser cannons "the Sucky Alliance" rose his anger level really high.)
Kilgore: AUGH! This stinks! No one will take us seriously with that stupid name!
Control Freak: Hey! At least these weapons do something! Now come on! We gotta find that hat!
(Control Freak, Kilgore, and the Toilenator step out of the ship.)
Toilenator: Hey. Where's Zim.
(Zim exits the ship wearing a huge battle suit around himself. GIR is riding on top.)
Kilgore: You can't be serious!
Zim: If an invader like myself has to step out into the harsh elements, he must be prepared!
GIR: ICE ICE BABY!
Control Freak: Whatever! Let's just go!
Toilenator: Uh, Control Freak?! If we want to hide our ship, wouldn't it make much more sense if we turned the cloaking device on when we leave?
Control Freak: Hmm. You know. I never really thought of that. Good thinking Toilenator.
(So after turning on the ship cloaking device, the Alliance set out into the world looking for the magic hat.)
(Meanwhile, the Box Ghost showed Vlad down the hallway until they come across another door.)
Vlad: Where are you taking me?!
Box Ghost: Oh, you'll see. BEHOLD!
(When the Box Ghost opened the door, inside, Vlad saw every ghost from the Ghost Zone having fun at a Christmas party. The Lunch Lady was cooking ham for everybody. Ember was on a karaoke stage singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You". Technus lit up some Christmas lights, while Spectra and Desiree helped to wrap them around Undergrowth who is acting as a huge Christmas tree. All the ghosts seem to be having lots of fun, but Vlad didn't even seem phased.)
Box Ghost: Well, c'mon! Don't be shy! Let's go!
(As Vlad entered the party he looked around at all the merriment going on around him. Youngblood was looking at all the Christmas presents wondering what's inside while Aragon made a fire for him and Poindexter to make popcorn and roast chestnuts over. Johnny 13 and Kitty were kissing under the mistletoe and Walker kept a watchful eye on things to make sure they go smoothly. While walking, Vlad ran into Skulker who was decorating the walls in Christmas lights and holly.)
Skulker: Vlad! You're here! I thought you weren't gonna make it.
Vlad: I didn't even plan to.
(The Box Ghost flies up to the two.)
Box Ghost: Give him a break Skulker. I'm just trying to show him how much he's missing.
Skulker: I don't know. Vlad doesn't seem like the yuletide kind of halfa. Not like the ghost boy.
Vlad: Don't dare bring him up!
(Walker narrowed his eyes on Vlad sensing that he might snap.)
Box Ghost: Uh, Vlad? Maybe you just need to lie down.
(The Box Ghost led Vlad to a chair by the fireplace where he sat there silently. After making sure he was calm, the Box Ghost flew back to Skulker.)
Box Ghost: We have to do something about him Skulker. If we don't, it's off to the Ghost Prison for him.
Skulker: Well what should we do?
Box Ghost: I think I have a plan.
(As soon as Ozai finished the story to Kevin, he started to feel sorry for Azula.)
Kevin 11: Wow. Poor woman. That Zuko must sound like a jerk.
Ozai: She has been like this ever since Sozins Comet. Nothing can quell her rage.
Kevin 11: I wish there was something I could do to make it up to her.
Ozai: Everyone does. But we tend to look out for ourselves. It's a cruel and unfair world. And we're all part of it.
(And Ozai started to walk away leaving Kevin alone again.)
Kevin 11: I want to talk to Azula, but she said she'll destroy me if she sees me again.
(Kevin started looking at himself.)
Kevin 11: Grr. Why can't I turn human?! If I weren't some big monster, maybe Azula would give me a chance. OF COURSE! There are a lot of old sorcerers and insane scientists in this castle. I just know either one of them could turn me back into a human.
(Then running down the hall came another villain, Jack Spicer, who was carrying a package down the hall.)
Kevin 11: Hey Jack!
(Jack stopped running and turned to face Kevin.)
Jack: What is it?
Kevin 11: What are you doing?
Jack: I just stole a Shen Gong Wu from the Xiaolin Temple and I'm giving it to Wuya for Christmas.
Kevin 11: Really? Well, I have a question for you Jack.
Jack: Eh, sure. Fire away. I got time.
Kevin 11: I want to turn human again. Do you know anybody who can do that?
Jack: That's all? Ha! You came to the right place buddy! I know this castle like the back of my hand! I know every villain in this castle! And the person who can help is. . . . . . . . .I have no idea.
Kevin 11: JACK!!!
Jack: OK! OK! Don't get snippy! Eeesh! Alright! I know somebody who can help! But she might be a little uneasy.
Kevin 11: Whatever! I'll go with anything!
(Kevin was standing near a large pool where two eels were eyeballing Kevin.)
Kevin 11: Uh, let me define anything!
(Then, coming out of the water came a couple black tentacles. Then a few more, and then, a large purple skinned woman with white hair surfaced.)
Ursula: Kevin 11. What brings you here?
Kevin 11: Right. Uh, are you Ursula the sea witch?
Ursula: Let me guess. You want to become human. HA! I figured as much. Jack Spicer told me all about your little crush on the fire princess.
Kevin 11: Look! Can you turn me human or not?!
Ursula: But of course. But remember. Everything has a price!
Kevin 11: Whatever. Just turn me human.
Ursula: I will, in exchange for something.
Kevin 11: Like what?
Ursula: Hmm. How about. . . . . . .your voice?
Kevin 11: WHAT?! NO WAY! How will I even talk to Azula?
Ursula: Oh, I don't know! Learn sign language, draw a picture or something! Now do you want me to turn you human or not?!
Kevin 11: I DO!
Usrula: Then come forward.
(Kevin 11 walked up to Ursula feeling a bit uneasy.)
Ursula: Oh. One more thing I must mention. The spell only lasts for five hours. After that, you'll turn back into a monster.
Kevin 11: You mean like some sort of Cinderella thing? Whatever. Five hours is all I'll need.
(When he came closer, Ursula wrapped her tentacles around Kevin dragging him underwater where a cauldron is set. Ursula grabbed some potions from her cabinet while her eels, Flotsam and Jetsam helped. As soon as they dropped the potions in the cauldron. Clouds began to form around Kevin. Ursula laughed evilly as her spell started to take effect over Kevin. When the clouds disappeared, Kevin was now no longer a monster, but a kid with black hair, a black shirt, and blue jeans. Quickly, he swam up to the surface and walked back on land. Kevin looked at himself and saw that he is human again. Ursula crawled back up and met him there.)
Ursula: Hahahahaha! How do you like that?!
(Kevin tried to speak, but nothing came out of his mouth.)
Ursula: I can see you're speechless. Well, so long, and have a Merry Christmas! Hahahahaha!
(Kevin walked outside to find Azula wherever she is.)