This is very random, and probably very bad. But Rachel is so eccentric, I like to think she would do something like this.
Rachel Berry knew. The first time she watched Funny Girl when she was 3 years old and saw Fanny and Nick's relationship, she knew. She wanted that.
She wanted, dare she say it, a boyfriend.
And her desire to have one only increased with age.
When she was 8, she kissed Joshua Lambini on the tire swing and he never shared his snack with her again. But she didn't give up..
At the age of 11, she held hands with Kevin Poly, only when they were alone of course.
And when she was 15 years old, she fell in love with Finn Hudson.
The hardest part however was confronting her family.
Was this so right? she thought to herself at night. Could she love a boy? Was it possible?
But it was. And so on November 19th, after her Dad got back from his job as a Zamboni driver at the ice rink, she sat both of her parents down at the dinner table.
"Dad, Papa, I have something to tell you."
"Are you pregnant?" her Papa asked.
She shook her head vigorously. "No, not pregnant, but dads, I - I'm straight."
Her dads looked at each other and started laughing.
"Of course you are, honey," her Dad tilted his head at her.
Rachel didn't appreciate their humor. "I'm serious Dad! I, I like boys. I understand if you don't respect my lifestyle choice, but this is how I want to live."
"Rachel," her Papa put on a strict face. "Are you sure about this? Deciding that you're straight is a very important thing for a person to come to terms with."
"What your Papa is trying to say," her Dad began, "is that you have to be 100% positive before you commit yourself to one, um, gender."
Rachel nodded. She contemplated what her fathers had said. "I think I'm sure, dads. But since I appreciate your advice, I will go up to my room and think about it for a little while longer."
She left the room and headed up to her own.
Her dads looked at each other once again and cracked up. Their daughter sure was unique in her ways...