I own nothingness. I have my screen-name. Fox owns the Simpsons, and Disney owns Pirates. And Oreo owns Oreo.
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Last Time me and the Simpsons were stuck on board with POTC and Captain Popc-, I mean Oreo. A little re-cap.
Popcorn: I guess u can live on the ship.
star42430: Sweeeeet. Get to annoy you and –sigh- Jack Sparrow.
Popcorn: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
star42430: Aw man, I'm gonna do that the whole time, way too funny.
-Popcorn jumps at star, trying to kill her-
--Now Time—
Anywho, I've just fended off Oreo with my magic pen. For anyone that doesn't know (which would be almost the whole universe) she's afraid of pens.
Oreo: Burnnnnn!
-star rolls her eyes, and goes off to the Simpsons while Oreo goes off to moan to Jake-
Oreo: It's JACK! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Like I said, it'll never get old. –laughs-
star42430: Ok peoples, we're cool with the pirates. Feel free to poke them
-Homer starts talking to Jack, Marge looks at how messy it is, Bart stars hangin with the undead monkey, Lisa helps determine which way to go, and Maggie gets into a fight with the midget-
Homer: …and I says there is no way you can drink more than me!
Jack: listen to me you yellow man, I can drink more than any man in this dimension, savvy?
-star leans over and whispers to Oreo-
star42430: do you think he realizes Homer isn't from this dimension?
-Jack pulls out his entire rum supply-
Jack: ok yellow man; let's settle this once and for all!
Homer: ok buddy, but you have no idea what you're getting yourself into
-Jack and Homer begin to go through bottle after bottle of rum, neither of them fazed until they get through all but four of the bottles-
Jack: gvie it up yolelw psoren, you –hic- can't baet me! –hic- (give it up yellow person, you –hic- can't beat me! –hic-)
Homer: oh yea? Then how come I can still talk normal? –burp-
-Homer stands up to do the "I'm am so smart" dance, but falls flat on his face-
Homer: D'oh!
-Jack stands up and walks around the ship, then returns-
Jack: so I cnat tlak, but I can wlak nroaml! (so I can't talk normal, but I can walk normal!)
-Jack takes another bottle of rum, and takes it like a shot-
Homer: pppbbbbttt, that's nothing! -takes two bottles of rum, and chugs them down-
Jack: -raises eyebrow, then drinks last bottle of rum-
star42430: TIE!!!
-Homer and Jack stay eye to eye, until Bart swings down a sail with Jack the undead monkey, then both fall backwards and pass out-
Me and Oreo look at each other. She sighs.
Oreo: I'll take Jack
star42430: you think I can carry Homer? As if. –whistles at nearby pirates- Gimme a hand here.
-pirates groan and drag Homer away as I help Oreo carry Jack-
To Be Continued