This is a slight GokuderaxReader if you squint. Kinda.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, it all belongs to the author....

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"Hey, ______, Sensei said that if you don't hand in your report now, he's not going to mark it." Gokudera appeared next to your desk, scowling and smoking his usual cigarette. You jumped up, banging the table in the process, and rushed over to the teacher, not noticing that your bag had fallen to the floor.

"Gokudera-kun, why is ______-chan's bag on the floor?" Tsuna asked, sitting on the chair next to him. The silver-haired bomber did his typical worship-the-boss thing until he took note of what Tsuna said.

"Oh, I guess she knocked it down. Tch...stupid woman...but since you asked, I'll put it back." Gokudera knelt down, shoving your things back in your bag, and apparently not hearing Tsuna say,"I just asked why it was on the ground...I never asked you to put it back. But it's awfully nice of you."

Gokudera kept shoving random papers, pens, packs of gum, pocky, and tissue back in your bag until he felt a weird object. Frowning, he held it up.

"Say, boss, what do you think this is?" Tsuna looked at it with a confused expression. Obviously he didn't know what it was either. Gokudera looked at it closer. It was kind of square-shaped. It felt strangely...padded? What was this thing?

"Gokudera, I don't think you should be opening it."

"It's pretty weird, boss. Aren't you curious as to what it is?"

"...well, a bit, yes, but it's ______-chan's, and we should respect her property."

"Weird! It feels really padded! Hey, maybe it's a diaper! That stupid woman has to use a diaper! She's just like that stupid cow!" Gokudera snorted. He didn't feel that dangerous aura that was coming from behind him. Tsuna gulped.

"Gokudera...what the hell are you doing with my stuff?!" you shrieked, whacking his head with a convenient rubber mallet that happened to be close by. Tsuna covered his head with his arms, wishing to stay alive. Gokudera stood up, rubbing his injured spot with one hand, and waving the padded object around with the other.

"Stupid woman! Can't you see that we were just cleaning your stuff up?"

"That doesn't give you the right to dig through my property! Give that back!"

"What the hell is this thing anyways?"

"None of your business!"

"You're just too embarrassed to admit that you use diapers!"

"It's a period pad, Boy Genius!"

"...oh."

Cue intense blushing from both "Boy Genius" and "Stupid Woman".

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L.M.H: LOL, this actually happened once to me. And another time, this other guy called the pads "diapers". What a PHAIL. xD

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