10 Ways To Kill Eclair Tonnere

by KTdidn'tIsweartogod

ok so i watched the ladt eps of ohshc for the 1,000,000 time and i still got pissed at Eclair so i thought i was gonna take her out and i thought of 10 ways to do it srry if youre a fan of her or something but it is rated t for semi gory ness

1. 10 ways to kill eclair tonnere

10 ways to kill Éclair Tonnere:

Light her on fire.

Put arsenic in her tea.

Drop her off the academy clock tower.

Tell Honey she stole his cake.

Have a tire hit her face.

Buy a machine gun and shoot her.

Let angry Tamaki x Haruhi fangirls at her.

Borrow Light's death note and write her name in it

Stab her repeatedly.

Throw her into the shark tank and show her Tamaki x Haruhi fan art

Haruhi: teach her to take my Tamaki!

Kaitie: Hell Yea!

Tamaki: uh Haruhi why do you have a machine gun?

Kaitie: * Grabs some kerosene* ok Haruhi did u steal Honey's cake?

Haruhi: yea and I got the car crash ready the fangirls are set and Kyouya ordered a shark tank!

Kaitie: good I borrowed lights death note so we are ready let's go take this bitch out!

Haruhi: come on fangirls!

(Angry mob of Tamaki x Haruhi fangirls show up)

2 Hours later

Mom: what did you do today?

Me: I killed Éclair Tonnere!

Mom: you killed someone?

Me: no, no mom she is a fictional character ok?

Mom: ok!