The Invention Of A Cuss Word
We made up the original story but this part we didn't make up until after we read Twilight…
Disclaimer: If we owned Twilight, we would be rich, and Jackie would be dead. But we don't, we aren't and she isn't… All very depressing subjects….
BPOV
I stared at my husband while he narrowly avoided getting a speeding ticket. Then, I suddenly remembered something.
I groaned. "Oh crap! I forgot my history notebook again!!"
To my surprise Edward chuckled as he made a smooth 180 to go get it.
"What's so funny??!! I'll get in trouble!!!" I asked him.
"Not about that, love, It's just that…" He broke off in laughter. Then gathered himself up before he exploded again. "CRAP!!" He fell over in laughter.
I tried to comprehend what my vampire husband was saying. I searched my vast brain. Nothing nada, zip.
"Explain please." I said slowly, my patience wearing thin.
"Well, it's just… I sort of made that word up…" He smiled his crooked smile.
"Hahaha Edward. Very funny." I said sarcastically.
"No, really, It's true."
"Be serious."
"I am."
And I listened to his tale…