Warning: May Contain Small Parts. Not Intended for Children Under the Age of Three.
PART 1~
SCENE 1~
Spongebob: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
Patrick: (raises hand) Do they have happy meals?
Spongebob: NO THEY DO NOT HAVE HAPPY MEALS!
Squidward: What in the world are you two doing?
Spongebob: We're reenacting 300.
Squidward: Isn't that film rated "R"?
Spongebob: Please don't tell my parents, Squidward. They might ground me from Myspace.
Squidward: You have a Myspace? How many friends do you have?
Spongebob: It doesn't matter that my only friend is Tom. Just don't tell my parents.
Squidward: I won't on one condition. You two go "reenact" somewhere else.
Spongebob: Why?
Squidward: You're in my refrigerator!
Spongebob: Patrick got hungry.
Patrick: (burps) Oh, by the way, you're out of Swiss cheese.
Squidward: Get the hell out of my fridge.
Spongebob: (gasps) Squidward watch your language!
Squidward: What? You just swore not to long ago.
Patrick: Wouldn't that make you a potty-mouth, Spongebob?
Spongebob: Oh my God! You're right! I have to go wash my mouth out with soap. (leaves… crying)
Patrick: I'M RIGHT!
Squidward: Please leave.