A/N: My feels...so I binge read Homestuck, probably not the best idea as I was unprepared for all the emotional feels that I didn't effin' ask for
Please, Enjoy...
Look
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Gamzee.
Hey...
Look...
Gamzee, there's blood on your hands.
Stop it.
Wow, would you just look at all the pretty colors? Shall I recount them to you?
I said stop.
Hmmm~ Let's see...Oh! Isn't this a rather strong blue? Didn't it belong to that rather masochistic friend of yours? The one you strangled with his own bow, and the mothafucker just smiled like it was getting him off~? Remember that?
No... just shut the fuck up already...
Oh, but that was just the beginning! Even though he hid her first to keep her safe, what did his little moirail do? Gave us this nasty scratch, didn't she?
You deserved that, you fucker...
Man, the crunch of her little bones, though! Ahh, such lovely olive hues...Such a cute tiny thing, really. What a shame...
Shut the fuck up...
But it seems like some of your friends were already at each others throat. Like the Ampora boy-
Stop...
-killing off the little princess, a shame too, that we couldn't end her with our own hands-
Just...
-And such pretty colors the sea dwellers had! That deep violet and bubbly fuschia~
Stop that
It's a shame about the other one though, you know, the rainbow drinker? Her jade green would have been absolutely stunning! Think of the miracles-
I've had it with your false miracles...
Don't be like that, now...We've even got the spider-girl's cerulean drippings. And the Summoner boy...well, I wouldn't exactly say that rusty brown is attractive-
Shut up! He was a beautiful color!
But you know what would be even more beautiful, the most truly beautiful color of miracles?
Just stop already!
Better than the zippy teal, better than honey yellow, and better than carmine rust~
Shut your motherfuckin' mouth...
That sweet, sweet, bright candy red...
...No...
Sweet as cotton candy, and redder than the fruit of sin. Do you know of whom I speak, Bard?
NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! I WON'T LET YOU-
Let me what to your moirail? Touch him? Lovingly caress him as the light leaves his eyes, and his lovely mutant blood drains from each wound WE carve into his skin!? He's the one who frowns a lot too, isn't he? Hey, I have an idea, Gamzee...
NOO! I SAID STOP!
Why don't we make him smile forever?
STOP IT! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
It would be so simple, too. Just take his little sickle away from him, and he's practically defenseless-
I WON'T LET YOU!
And just ever so gently place it in the corner of his mouth-
STOP IT YOU FUCKER!
AND MOTHAFUCKING PULL AT THAT BITCH'S SKIN! GIVE 'IM THE BIGGEST DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' GRIN FULL OF OUR MIRTHFUL MIRACLES! AIN'T THAT THE MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL GIFT WE CAN GIVE HIS LOWBLOOD ASS!?
YOU EVEN TOUCH HIM, I'LL MOTHERFUCKIN' ROT YOU THE FUCK OUTTA MY THINKPAN, MOTHERFUCKIN' TOXINS BE DAMNED!
AWWW, WELL WOULDJA JUST LOOKIT THAT?! YOU ACTUALLY CARE. IS THAT HOW PALE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' AFFECTIONS RUN?! BUT THE MUTANT BLOOD IS NOTHING TO US! HE IS OF THE LOWEST SCUM OF OUR KIND, SHOULD BE ALL KINDS OF MOTHERFUCKIN' THANKFUL THAT HIS BLOOD IS PRETTY ENOUGH TO INSCRIBE OUR MIRACLES!
I'M GOIN' MOTHERFUCKIN' KILL YOU!
AIN'T HE ALSO KINDA SMALL LOOKIN'? ALL MOTHERFUCKIN' SHORT 'N EVERYTHIN'?! I GOTTA WONDER IF HE'D MAKE A GOOD PAIL VESSEL!
YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN' SICK! I WON'T LET YOU LAY A DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' FINGER ON HIM!
Hm...We'll see about that, fairly soon as a matter o'fact, my Juggalo brother.
By the way, Gamzee...
There's blood on your hands...
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A/N: I am just absolutely horrible, ain't I?
R&R!