A strange little crack fic. Enjoy.
Warning: Yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it. Unless your Bre.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except me. And this story idea. :)
Demyx crawled around the Castle of Oblivion. He felt like being a dog today. Sadly for him, Marluxia was the first person he saw.
"Woof!" Demyx nearly pounced on Marluxia with excitement.
"Woof Woof!" Demyx repeated. The pink haired man stared down at him with an aggravated look.
"Not now Demyx, I have a headache. Go be stupid somewhere else." Marluxia said coldly. Demyx looked hurt, but knew to continue would be a bad idea. So he scampered off, trying his hardest to look like a dog when doing it.
He scampered around the halls and into the kitchen. As usual, Axel was there eating a bowl of cereal and Roxas was following him around.
"Woof!" Demyx barked. They didn't even seem to notice him. He barked again, louder this time. Still nothing. Demyx ran towards Axel
"Woof!" He cried out as he flew into the pyro.
"Gah!" Axel stumbled about, trying to regain his balance. The cereal he was formerly eating had been spilled all over the floor.
"Demyx, look what you did!" Axel yelled pointing to the cereal. "Just leave now so I can clean this up. Go." The pyro pointed in the opposite direction, a hard, cruel look on his face. Roxas just glared at Demyx. He whimpered like a dog would, feeling even worse than before. But things just kept getting worse. As he was turning to leave he bumped straight into Larxene, who tripped and fell to the floor.
"DEMYX!" She exclaimed, furious. Now he had three people glaring at him. He ran out of the kitchen as fast as he could on all fours. He kept going, trying to get as far away from the others as possible. Then he noticed a door open. It was to Zexion's room. He went in slowly, and saw the other boy sitting on his bed reading a book. Well, it was worth one more shot, right?
"Woof!" Demyx barked happily.
"Demyx," Zexion said, motioning for the boy to come sit next to him. Demyx jumped on the bed and curled up.
"We haven't talked in a while. Wait, why did you bark?" Zexion asked.
"I'm being a dog today." Demyx said, shrugging it off. "Apparently no one likes dogs, though."
"I like dogs." Zexion replied.
"That's good." Demyx curled up a bit closer to Zexion.
"I especially like Golden Retrievers." Zexion was looking at Demyx's hair. Zexion began to pet the other boy's head as if he were a real dog.
"I'm a Golden Retriever today. So, what book are you reading?" Demyx got a little closer to Zexion each word.
"A boring one. Hey Demyx?" Zexion asked.
"hm?"
"Do you have an owner?"
"Nope."
"Good. You're my dog now." Zexion wrapped the blond into a hug.
"Ok." The Golden Retriever stayed happily in his new owner's arms, where he soon fell asleep.
Zexion, thinking Demyx was asleep, kissed the boy's forehead lightly before whispering, "Oh, and by the way, I love you."
"I love you too." Demyx muttered.
Yay! The end. Please review...pretty please. You know you wanttt to. :P I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!!