Authors Note: This is pretty much my first DBZ fan fiction, and I chose to make Bra Vegeta Briefs the main character. AT first I didn't plan to even post it, I was just writing it when I got writers block for my other stories…that and I'm addicted to multitasking. Yep I like writing multiple stories at the same time. I've been a Chronic Multitasker since elementary. Old habits die hard I guess *sigh*. Well I hope you guys like this. If you do I plan on writing different versions of this, to explain what could have happen if…opps I was about to spoil it. Gomen nasai!
-End of rant.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ!
It was a usual day at Capsule Corps Bulma was in her lab, Vegeta in his GR and Trunks out somewhere with Goten and Bra at school.
Bra sat in her classroom At Apple Elementary, yarning as her English teacher ranted on about something that she could careless about, for Bra had much better things on her seven year old mind like convincing her parents to let her have a puppy. She had already asked her mommy but her reply was that she thought Bra wasn't ready for that kind of responsibility yet, she asked her daddy using her best pout ever but he told her to go and ask her mother and she did which resulted in the same cycle over again. She needed a plan and most importantly she needed to upgrade her pout.
"That is why class I'm assigning everyone the "What's special about me along with my family project!" The English teacher 's loud screeching of joy woke Bra from her puppy plot.
RING!!!
"Oh! Fiddle sticks looks like we're out of time! Pick up your project information sheets off the desk on the way out! Toodles!" The wrinkled bee hive hair style polka-dot wearing chubby woman screeched.
Bra grabbed her pink heart covered one of a kind Yummy Gummy backpack and ran out of the classroom grabbing her project information sheet on her way out. If she ran fast enough she could make it out of the school before her annoying brother showed up like he did everyday to make sure she made it home instead of her second home the mall. Yep even at the tender age of seven Bra was showing signs of a shop-a-holic.
Bra ran as fast as her Saiyan legs would take her ignoring the yells of "Young lady stop running in the halls."
She was so close to the doors when she heard her name being yelled.
"Bra slow down!"
Bra skidded to a stop just before she made it out of the schools door, turning around to see Satan's very own tomboy and her partner in crime Pan running up to her.
"Pan?" Bra asked perplexed to why Pan was at her private school.
"Why were you running?" Pan asked finally closing in on the Saiyan princess.
Bra didn't respond to that question she just grabbed Pan's hand and began running again.
"Bra!" Pan yelled stumbling trying to keep up with panicky blue haired Saiyan.
"No time Pan! I can't let Trunks find me I'm on a mission!" Bra yelled as she ran through the school doors looking around to see if her brother was near, but figured he show up late like he always did , Bra made a mad dash down the schools drive way and out of the fence at a speed that would put a track star to shame.
"Bra where are we going? Hey slow down!" Pan yelled again almost face planting on the sidewalk.
"The mall where else!? 'Yummy Gummy' fashions is having a grand opening! I've been waiting all week for this day and I refuse to let Trunks ruin it for me!" Bra yelled back at Pan as she turned a corner.
"But that's why I came to your school! Trunks played a prank on my grandpa and my uncle and let's say it didn't end out so well…" Pan winced at the memory of what that Tara dactyl did when it found a gigantic cheesy omelet in its nest along with her grandpa Goku, and her uncle Goten while Trunks rolled around on the ground laughing.
"You would think a Saiyan, and two demi Saiyan's could take on a Tara dactyl…" Pan winced again but not from the memory of the prank's painful outcome but from the pressure Bra's hand was putting on her wrist.
"Bra did you hear me!? Trunks won't be coming to get you today!" Pan figured Bra finally realized what she was saying, because she skidded to a stop and turned around to face her with a scowl on her face and her hands on her hips.
"Pan I wasn't born yesterday, you expect me to believe that a giant bird took out Trunks. Goten and Kakarott? And even if that was possible why would they send you?" The Saiyan princess asked scowling deeper. Pan was interfering with a grand opening.
Pan rolled her eyes.
"Of coarse not! After the prank uncle Goten tackled Trunks and that let to a fight which lead to then going super Saiyan which lead to them accidentally blowing away grandma Chichi's house. Your brother is going to be in so much trouble when your mom finds out, that is after he wakes out from thousands of frying pan hits across the head. You should have seen it after Trunks was unconscious she went after uncle then grandpa tried to calm her down and he got a the frying pan upside his head."
Pan watched as a big smile appeared on the once scowling princess's face.
"Why didn't you say that in the first place?" Bra asked still smiling.
"It's pretty hard to talk when you're being dragged…what are you doing?" Pan asked as she noticed Bra walking behind her.
"Well since you wasted so much time talking, I'm going to be late for the grand opening of 'Yummy Gummy' fashions. So you're flying me there." Bra said climbing on to Pan's back and wrapping her arms around her neck."
"Carry you! Bra get off! You're taller than me! Do you want me to capsize in the sky! Why won't you just ask your dad to teach you how to fly!?" Pan yelled trying to wiggle out of the princess's grasp.
"My mom doesn't want me learning anything fighting related, and that means anything involving the use of Ki, so Pan! I order you to fly me to the mall as your ruler the princess of all Saiyan's!" Bra yelled gripping Pan tighter at which Pan just rolled her eyes, and wiggled more.
"I'm only a quarter Saiyan! If you want my feet to leave this ground you need to be the rulers of all humans too!"
"Come on Pannie! If you do this I'll do anything you want for a week!" Bra pleaded.
"Anything..? Ok you got yourself a deal." Pan said grinning wickidly stopping her attempts to wiggle free from the princess.
"Yay! Now go full speed!" Bra yelled happily.
"I'm not a mule your royal pain!" Pan said lifting off into the air above the city as she surrounding herself and Bra with blue Ki.
"Your right. You're my horsie!" Bra giggled.
"Ha ha ha…very funny. How we're even friends is beyond me." Pan joked.
"We're not friends." Bra said calmly and Pan stopped mid-air.
"What do you mean?" Pan asked confused.
"We've reached a higher level than friendship, we're partners in crime! And when we're older we'll rule the world! Now let's go we're already late!" Bra said.
"I wouldn't be surprised if you did try to takeover the world." Pan said taking off again.
"Hey look there it is!" Bra exclaimed pointing at a yellow cylinder like building with a horse statue on the outside of it, as Pan flew down and landed on the building's roof.
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Meanwhile At Capsule Corp
He did what!!!!! I'm going to kill him!!!!!" Bulma screamed loud enough to be heard on the other side of the city, and apparently loud enough to be heard in the GR, as Vegeta rushed to see what the noise was.
"On'na what the hell are you raving about!" Vegeta yelled irritably as he made his way to the kitchen where the yelling was coming from just to find Bulma with a look on her face he's only had the misfortune of seeing when he blew up half of Capsule Corp.
"Calm down Chichi!!! Don't worry when I get my hands on him he's going to wish he didn't have the ability to form a Ki blast!!!"
"HOLD IT! RIGHT THERE BUSTER!!!" Bulma yelled looking behind Vegeta at the staircase and a certain sneaky purple haired half Saiyan.
Vegeta turned around, just to see his son with a black eye and multiple lumps on his head. In the background he heard Bulma hang up the phone.
"What the hell were you thinking!?" Bulma yelled marching up to the stairs to glare at her son.
"What did you do now boy?" Vegeta asked in an annoyed tone with his arms crossed as he leaned against the kitchen wall, and stared at the pathetic excuse for a Saiyan in front of him.
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE DID! HE ALONG WITH GOTEN BLEW UP CHICHI'S HOUSE AND ONLY THE PHONE SURVIVED! NOW CHICHI HAS NO WHERE TO LIVE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO IMPOSE UPON GOHAN AND VIDEL!!!!" Bulma yelled as she marched up the stairs and grabbed the bruised teen by his ear, and dragged him to the front room throwing him on the beige leather couch.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TRAINING WITH YOUR FATHER AND SUFFER AN EXTREME CASE OF PERMANENT STUPIDITY!"
Trunks just sat there with his head down not wanting to face his mother's wrath.
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? ANSWER ME!" Bulma yelled.
"It… was a prank." Trunks whispered which Bulma didn't hear but Vegeta apparently did by the grunt he made.
"WHAT? I DON'T BELIEVE I HEARD THAT!"
"I said it was a prank." Trunks said a little louder.
"A PRANK! THAT'S IT TRUNKS VEGETA BRIEFS YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND IF I CATCH YOU HANGING OUT WITH GOTEN YOU'LL REGRET IT!" Bulma yelled.
"But Mom!" Trunks whined making eye contact with his mother.
"DON'T BUT MOM ME! DO YOU KNOW THE EFFECTS OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE! IT WAS HARD ENOUGH FEEDING 3 SAIYANS AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO FEED TWO MORE!! THAT'S NOT INCLUDING GOKU WHO I'M SURE IS GOING TO BE AROUND A LOT MORE SINCE HE'S GIVING UUB A TRAINING BREAK, AND CHICHI AND GOTEN ARE GOING TO BE LIVING HERE UNTIL THEIR HOME IS FIXED!" Bulma Yelled.
"WHAT! KAKAROTT'S BRAT AND HARPY ARE NOT LIVING HERE!" Vegeta yelled.
Trunks just sat there full of regret as he watched his parents and listened to their verbal spur.
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At The Mall
Bra jumped off of Pan's back and grabbed her hand pulling her down stairs that connected the roof with the rest of the mall.
They entered the mall a corner from the grand opening of 'Yummy Gummy' fashions. Bra pulled Pan around the corner avoiding running into various mall shoppers.
Pan stopped causing Bra to stop annoyed that her friend was resisting being pulled.
"Bra… How are we going to fit in there?" Pan asked staring straight ahead.
Bra follows Pan's gaze to see that she was staring at the fashion store 'Gummy Yummy' which was so full of shoppers that they were pouring out of the doors.
"We'll squeeze our way through, now come on!" Bra yelled attempting to pull Pan who refused to move.
Pan may be a Son but she was also A Satan and taking after her mother's stubborn attitude she knew how to stand her ground against Bra the Saiyan princess and equally stubborn daughter of the most stubborn man in the universe Vegeta. It was bad enough she hated shopping in the first place, but Bra actually wanted her to go into sardine can of a store. No way.
Bra noticed the stubborn look on Pan's face, and let go of her hand.
"Argh. Fine!" Bra yelled running over to the crowd pouring from the store and army crawling her way in.
Bra had finally made it in the store.
All of the one of a kind merchandise was practically gone and what was left people were fighting each other for. Bra thought all hope was gone until she saw the most perfect dress in the entire world worthy of being worn by a princess. A pink strapped pink dress covered in white hearts with pleats and a blue trimming.
The only obstacle in Bra's way from reaching the most beautiful dress was a dressed person in front of her. So Bra did what any proud royal Saiyan would do when faced with an obstacle in their way of victory. She kicked it.
After hearing the obstacle shout 'Ow' in pain Bra ran and grabbed the dress from under a display rack then ran back jumping over the figure that was howling in pain, just to end up in the longest check out line in her seven year old life.
Bra had been standing in line for what seemed like an hour, and she had finally made it to the register.
The ditzy red headed cashier woman rung up Bra's dress and folded it placing it neatly in a pink bag with the stores name going across it after scanning Bra's credit card.
Bra stood up on her tip-toes and grabbed the bag from the lady who just called her sweetie and told her to have a nice day.
Bra pushed and shoved her way through the crowded store making her way out of the door, just to see Pan sitting at a bench eating looking upset
"Bra you were in there for an hour!" Pan yelled "I told you…Bra why is there's a baby on your leg?" Pan asked staring at Bra's leg.