A/N: Snucius. Just an excuse for some Sev X Luc snogging. XD Some playful, nice Dark Lord-ness, and some giggly Yaxley-ness. I blame TCBY.

*Hides in corner* Please R&R?

Severus just shook his head and smirked at his Lord and Lucius. "My Lord, I believe shouting will not remedy the situation." He said softly.

"But they're out of bloody sherbet lemon!" The Dark Lord snarled.

"Calm yourself, my Lord." Lucius murmured comfortingly.

"But they don't have sherbet lemon..." He whined.

"Well, pick a different flavor, mi'Lord." Yaxley said quietly.

He huffed. "Cheesecake." He growled.

"Excellent choice, my Lord." Yaxley grinned up at the Dark Lord, who was in his recently acquired Tom Riddle form.

His very handsome human form. "Of course." Tom grumbled, accepting his yogurt from the trembling hands of the counter witch.

The trio moved to sit where Severus had staked out a table. "My Lord, if I may say, you do look exceptionally more brilliant." The Potions master told his leader.

"Thank you, Severus." Tom said, smiling as they all dipped into their yogurt.

"Good idea, Sev, state the bloody obvious." Lucius muttered under his breath.

"Oi, it's not like I was insulting anyone…"

"Oh, hush, Sevvie." Lucius wound his arm around Snape's waist, seductively pressing his lips against the younger wizard's neck.

"Lucius…" Severus growled warningly.

The blonde haired wizard grinned mischievously and let his tongue dart out, nuzzling closer to Severus. Snape frowned, trying to pull away from his school-year lover. "Get off me!" Severus snapped as Lucius pushed him down into the booth and got on top of him.

"I think not!" The dominating, possessive Malfoy growled huskily and crushed his lips onto Severus'.

Snape couldn't help but groan as Lucius pushed his tongue into his mouth, the blonde's hands finding Severus' wrists and nimbly pinning them to the cushion. Snape let Lucius battle his way into his mouth, biting down on Severus' bottom lip, hard.

He tried to not, but Severus had to. He bucked his hips up against Lucius'. The blonde in response let go of his wrists and began to frantically unbutton the Potions master's shirt. Severus moaned softly.

Voldemort cleared his throat, eyes sparkling with amusement. "If you two are quite done snogging…"

Lucius coughed a little and with one last peck on the cheek, pulled away from Severus and sat up. He brushed himself off, smirking. Snape slowly eased himself into a sitting position, brushing his bangs out of his face and trying to regain his breath.

"You didn't have to attack me!" He snapped, glaring dryly at Lucius.

Lucius chuckled, reaching out and pushing Severus' hair behind his ear. "Hush now, love. You know you liked it." Lucius waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"Did not!" Snape huffed, pouting.

Malfoy leaned in and kissed the tip of Severus' nose. The Potions master crinkled his nose in response, twitching backwards. "Lucy! Quit!" He squeaked, scooting backwards until his back hit the wall.

"Awww, I love when you call me that, Sev, sweetheart!" Lucius trilled, placing his hands against the wall on either side of Severus' head.

The younger wizard blushed. "Lucy…" Severus mumbled, eyes downcast.

"Yes, Severus?" He purred into Severus' mouth, licking his lips suggestively.

"Quit, you idiot." Snape growled pushing Lucius away.

Yaxley laughed. "You two are funny."

They both scowled. Voldemort merely snickered to himself. Then they began to slowly dig in to their yogurt.

~Fin?