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This is a very short random thing i was bored and wrote. It's not very good because i'm generally not a funny person so yeah...

Gibbs doesn't catch on very quickly.

"Pick up the phone God Dammit!" He slams the phone down, and tries again. No answer. "Abby pick the damn phone up!" he yells into it.

"Boss, I don't think she wants to be disturbed" Tony says, not wanting to get slapped upside the head by the Boss man.

"Oh yeah, DiNozzo? I think I figured that one out already!"

"Sorry Boss" He quickly gets back to the paperwork on his desk, and decides to go up to the Director's office instead of get his head bitten off by the rabid dog they like to call, Gibbs.

McGee walks into the bullpen, unaware of the mood Jethro is in. Whistling as he walks, he hands the boss a coffee and sits down in his chair. "Where are the others?" He asks politely, still unaware.

"Where do you think McGee?"

"I-I er- I don't know"

"Well, I don't either"

"You know what, I'll go find Ziva"

Gibbs glares then goes back to his work, while McGee goes to find Ziva.

…

McGee steps out of the elevator and walks up to Abby's lab. He tries the door but it's locked.

"Huh, she never locks the door" He ponders the possible reasons why and just as he decides to walk away he hears yelling.

"Oh God!"

Is she praying? Then another shout bursts into his ears "Ziva! Oh my God, don't stop!"

Oh… He mentally head slaps himself for the images popping up in his mind and decides to leave the two alone, to finish their…business.

…

"Boss, I found Ziver"

"Well?"

"She's with Abby"

Gibbs gets up to go down to the lab when McGee steps out in front of him. He glares and raises his eyebrows questioningly at Tim.

"Well…I don't think they wanna be disturbed, Boss"

"Oh yeah is that right?"

"They're sort of a bit busy"

"With what?"

"Uhm…" He screws his face up trying to think of a possible way to explain the situation he heard earlier.

"You gonna make me stand her all day McGee?"

"Fine. They're doing, stuff"

"Stuff?"

"You know…together stuff"

Another raise of the eyebrows and he finally gets it. His eyes open wide and his jaw basically drops to the floor.

"Oh…"