Quick Summary: BxE, after BD. Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion, and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore!!

AN: Welcome to my first chapter series, in which I truly hope to stick to until the end: Free At Last. Go ahead and take a guess at what I mean by "Free At Last" but I'm sure it isn't too hard to figure out. So, basically… I'm writing about Bella and Edward's sexual escapades. 31 Days of a honeymoon, means 31 places for them to have sex (:

Muhahahahaha. (:

So, since I doubt I can think of 31 places for them to get down and dirty, feel free to suggest places! NOTE: I want places, not necessarily rooms. For example, I don't want just "office" I want things like, "desk" or "office chair" or "rug."

That way, it would be a lot easier. But you can suggest rooms too, because I might just generalize them.

Alright! Time for the show! Enjoy!

Much Love, darkxlight

Oh, one last note, there are NO lemons in this chapter. Lemons start in the next chapter!

But I do have a dirty talking Edward in this one, so enjoy (:

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight Characters. They all belong, respectively, to the mind behind it all, S. Meyer

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Chapter 1: Rules of the Mansion

EPOV

I couldn't wait until we get to our mansion. Bella has been irritable with me all day, ever since I told her our second honeymoon location was a surprise. She was even more upset when I told her we were leaving today, December 31st. She wanted to spend New Year's Eve with Renesmee. But I couldn't wait. I took the liberty of buying a mansion up in the New Hampshire Mountains, since we had planned to go to Dartmouth for the Spring semester. The good thing is: we have no neighbors. Perfect for my intended use of our mansion.

Loud, hard sex.

Ever since Bella's vampire change, we both have seen such an improvement in our sex life. There are no more reasons for us to maintain control; Aside from destroying our cottage, or Carlisle's house, that is. But now that we're honeymooning in our own mansion, I could care less if it gets destroyed. That's why I bought it. For our own pleasure.

I looked over at Bella, who was staring out the airplane window. She wasn't too happy that we were flying to New Hampshire. She wanted to race me there. But, I wanted her to get there in perfect condition. So that she was at her top performance for our month long honeymoon.

Mmm, I thought, 31 Days of sex with my beautiful wife…

"Why are you looking at me like that, Edward?" Bella demanded.

I cringed slightly at the venom in her words. She usually enjoys it when I gaze and ogle at her.

I smiled her favorite crooked smile, "I'm just trying to imagine your reaction. I know you don't like surprises, love. But I'm pretty sure you would like this one."

Bella snorted. "Yeah, right. Are we almost there?"

I looked at my watch. "Yeah, we should be landing within the next 15 minutes."

I leaned over to her and kissed her neck.

"I can't wait until tonight… you'll be mine once again," I breathed.

Bella smiled and kissed me chastely on the lips. "Yes, but I'm always yours, Edward."

I guess she wasn't so mad at me anymore.

We arrived sooner than I expected. I was glad for that; the sooner we get to our destination, the better. Since Bella wanted to run, I decided we would just run to our mansion. On one condition…

"Bella?" I whispered, coming up behind her and brushing her hair back, giving me a full view of her neck.

Bella squeaked at my sudden intimacy. She lifted her shield and spoke to me through there. Yes, Edward?

"It's time to go. We're getting there by foot. It would be a lot faster if we ran." I breathed, running my lips up and down her neck, "But…"

But, what?

"Since it's a surprise," I started, "I need to blindfold you. Will you be alright with that?"

I didn't let her answer. I whipped out my blue silk tie and blindfolded Bella. Then I kissed her neck.

"Trust me. Just take my hand. Leave the luggage, I arranged for someone to pick it up and deliver it to our destination."

She smiled, and we took off. Being January, it was quite cold in New Hampshire, but it didn't matter, I'm sure Bella was quite warm, as she was sending me images of what she planned on doing to me tonight. I wanted to stop and take her, no matter where we were; she had gotten me so hard. But I kept my composure. That's what the mansion is for, Edward, I told myself. Within minutes, we arrived. Upon slowing down, Bella wrapped her arms around me.

"Edward, I want you. Now." She breathed.

I placed a small kiss on her lips.

"In a bit, love, I need to show you the surprise first…" With that I took the blindfold off and wrapped my arm around her waist. She gasped.

"Oh, Edward…"

Our mansion was similar to the White House, but more old fashioned. Bella liked old-fashioned things. I hired a crew to hang up various Christmas lights, to illuminate the house. It was beautiful, in my opinion. But nothing was beautiful compared to my wife.

"What," I started, "You're not mad?"

"No," she breathed, "It's beautiful…"

I smiled. "Let's see… there are 10 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, including two half-baths, uh… a pool and hot tub out back, a nice garden with a gazebo, a huge kitchen, a study, 4 fireplaces, the entire mansion is fully furnished… and I can't remember all the details… your beauty is fogging my memory."

She looked at me and smiled beautifully, "I love you, Edward." Then she took my head in her delicate hands and pulled me down for a passionate kiss. I was so tempted to take her, right there in front of our house, but I controlled myself. I broke the kiss and extended a hand.

"Let's go inside and take a tour, shall we?"

Bella marveled at the house once we got inside. I decided to not make everything light colored, because that would make our house seem a lot more like Carlisle's house back in Forks. There were rich colors everywhere, and the house was furnished beautifully by the interior designer I hired. Everything flowed. This was the first time I had seen the mansion after buying it, so I, too, was amazed at the work the crew I hired put in. I led her through the mansion, showing her every aspect of it, as I remembered. We ended our tour in the living room, where Bella and I cuddled up on the sectional, watching the fire burn in the fireplace.

"It looks like they gave you another grand piano," Bella noted.

"Oh no," I began, "When I bought this mansion, the first thing I did was buy that piano and place it in here. This is our mansion after all."

"What?" Bella sat up, and her face went from confused to mad in seconds, "You bought this mansion, Edward?"

Apparently I had forgotten to tell her that little detail.

"Well… yeah. We're going to Dartmouth and I figured you wouldn't want to stay in the dorm rooms. Bella, love, don't be mad. This mansion is huge. Of course we're bringing Renesmee in, but Carlisle, Esme, Em, Jazz, Rose, Alice, even Charlie and Jacob could move in if you'd like. There's room for everyone," I assured her, reaching out to her.

Bella huffed, but gave up and allowed me to pull her back into my arms.

"I hope they wouldn't mind moving in with us." She said simply, playing with my hands.

"I'm sure they won't. But for now, this mansion is ours." I bit her earlobe lightly, eliciting a moan from Bella. I pushed her slightly, indicating that I wanted her to sit up. She obliged, and when she turned around to face me, she gasped.

I could tell that she was surprised at my lust-filled eyes. Knowing that we had this huge mansion all to ourselves for 31 days made me hard.

"Bella, I'd like to lay down some rules of the mansion first."

She smiled seductively, catching on, "Of course, Edward. What would those rules be?"

She was so damn sexy. I couldn't wait to start.

"Firstly, it is our honeymoon, and the main purpose of this mansion at the present, is for our pleasure. There are countless places for sex, and I plan to fuck you on every single surface possible. Understand?"

Bella nodded, and I noticed that her hands had moved to my thighs. God, she was making me even harder.

"Secondly, love, is that our bedroom, the master bedroom, is the last place we are going to fuck in, on the night of January 30th, as we leave the next morning. Are you with me so far?"

Bella nodded again, this time, pulling down the zipper of my jeans, and lightly rubbing me through the denim.

"Thirdly, it is forbidden for us to have sex on the same surface more than once. For example, I could do you right here, right now on this sectional, but it would be the first and last time we do that during our stay. But that doesn't mean I can't do you on the piano, or in front of the fireplace even though they are in the same room. Also, we cannot fuck on any more than 2 surfaces a day, and those 2 must be in the same room."

Bella was straddling me now, and was unbuttoning her shirt. My erection throbbed for her. I took a deep breath.

"Lastly, we will alternate decisions on where to do it. I would like to decide today, but it will be your turn tomorrow. By no means do I mean 'come up and tell me where you decided,' but simply that we will each have the power to decide; so that means 15 days for you and 15 days for me, since our last day will be in our bedroom. Oh, and I'm all up for little games to lead each other to our destinations. Any questions Bella?"

She shook her head as she slid off her shirt. She was about to kiss me when I quickly stopped her.

"Oh, and one last thing."

Bella frowned. "What would that be, Edward?"

"Every time we do it, we have to do it hard, and loud. I want to hear you scream my name at the top of your lungs every time I thrust into you. We're in the mountains, love. No one will hear us here. Maybe we'll break things in the process, but that is only a minor issue. We could go all day and all night, or not. Whatever we feel like doing. It's our house for the taking. But right now, all I'm taking is you."

Bella smiled and stood up. "Then let the games begin. Where would you like to fuck me this lovely evening, Edward?"

I grinned, "Hm. I suppose here is good. You've already taken a step and undressed partially for me."

I gestured for her to sit on my lap again. She crawled back on and straddled me again, and ran her fingers through my hair.

"Ready for the best 31 days of your life, Bella?"

She grinned. "I'm as ready as ever."

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AN: I'm sorry that I had to end there, but I did say there would be NO lemons in this chapter.

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