BlueEyez: since I'm so evil to everyone most of the time, I decided to be nice and let Seto write a story without my help, but I'll still be in the epilogue and prologue.
Raven: This'll be interesting.
Seto: Darn right it will. I think I will write a guide for all cool newcomers to Domino City. You know, to set them off on the right foot. So they don't wind up like Wheeler.
Joey: I heard that, moneybags!
Seto: I don't care. anyway, BlueEyez does not own YuGiOh, me, or any of that. she just owns herself and Raven. Wait. No. Raven owns her, she doesn't own Raven.
BlueEyez: *cough*
Raven: he's right, you know. Now, go.
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THE COOL NEWBIE'S GUIDE TO DOMINO CITY
- By Seto Kaiba, thankfully not BlueEyez, so HA
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Hello newcomer to Domino City. first let me state that I am the famous Seto Kaiba. I am the 15-year-old multimillionaire CEO of Kaiba Corporation, and I am better than you. so now that that's established, let me tell you that I am the only 15-year-old in town to have their own limo and driver's license. Still questioning my superiority?
So, chances are if you are even bothering to read this you must have SOME class. Or you just have heard of me and my incredible class.
Domino is a crazy town. There are crazy people in this crazy town. Do not walk down dark alleys. Do not talk to people in purple cloaks. and DO NOT talk to 50-year-old guys with long white hair and red suit mumbling about funny bunny.
Alright, before we get started, I assume that you want to be like me in Domino. You want to associate with the same people I associate, and avoid those I avoid. Good. You are wise in a less-than-me sort of way.
First of all, get a trenchcoat. Not just any trenchcoat. A silver metallic-looking trenchcoat that flaps around, wind optional. Adopt a perfect death glare. That's as close to my perfection as you can possibly get. Now, let's look at the destination you'll be spending the most time at.
DOMINO HIGH SCHOOL
Yes. This big white building is the High School. I hope you brought your uniform. But here's a secret. You CAN where your cool new metallic floaty trenchcoat OVER your uniform. then threaten to have your "friends in high places" shut down the school if the teachers complain. Because if you are like me, I am your friend. And I am indeed in a very high place(I am writing this from the top story of KaibaCorp. It has 105 floors), but you don't need me to tell you that.
Now. When you first get to school, you will report immediately to your locker. If you ever see a bunch of people walking by with notepads and pens, staring at you and everyone else with evil glares, be afraid. They are the Writer's Group. They write evil stories for Fanfiction.Net!
Then, go to your first period. then your second. And so on. I cannot walk your through that, because a) I'm not your mother and b) I don't know your class schedule, I'm not psychic.
Now, lunch time is when you'll get to socialize. Or, if you're like me, not, and just sit there giving everyone your nastiest death glare. They'll stay away. Or maybe they won't.
There's a game called Duel Monsters that you will hear about as soon as your in Domino for fifteen seconds. If you don't know how to play, get a manuel. I couldn't expain all the rules and stay within the length boundaries BlueEyez has set for me if I tried. who's blueEyez? Evil. You'll hear about her and her friends in a minute.
So, you have a deck of cards, and you're looking for someone to duel. First of all, that incredibly handsome dude with the brown hair and the blue eyes( blue eyes as in the color, not to be confused with the evil demon running around the school who I'll get to in a minute), he's your's truly. I know. Is it really possible for someone to look so good? well, I'm there, aren't I? Anyway, don't duel me, you'll waste my time. But I will enjoy watching you cream the other duelists. After all, you must be pretty skilled to have the sophisticated taste it takes to appreciate my writing. Unlike that crap BlueEyez writes.
Okay, okay! You probably are curious about who this brat I keep venting about is, and who that group of kids sitting in the corner are.
First of all, there's the short one. No, not the one with the white hair, I'll get to him in a minute. DONT BACKSASS ME, I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S THE SHORTEST ONE THERE. LOOK DOWN, SMART ONE! See? Yes. I know. bad hairdo. Doesn't he just scream 'Pick On Me?" Trust me, don't. Because he gets taller. And eviler. And if you still pick on him, then you'll need more than a cold pack and some aspirin (DONT OWN IT). Anyway, his name's Yugi, and he did NOT ONCE beat me in a duel, and I NEVER cheated against him, and I am NOT in denial, and I KNOW it's not just a river in Egypt! Curse Egypt, anyway...
So, when the freak gets taller (which still isn't saying much...hahaha), some wack-job museum owner says he's the spirit of an ancient Pharoah. Right, and I thought Yugi's grandpa was old.
Anyway, if that tall "spirit pharoah" dude ever tells you you need to "open your mind", turn and run in the opposite direction, cause he sure has a way with psychology. Ugh.
So, by now you're probably staring at the insanely ugly guy with the blonde hair and Brooklyn accent. Congratulations, you've just met one of your inferiors. His name is Joey, and so far he knows "sit, stay, come, and roll over." He's also not housebroken yet. I'm working it, though.
What's this? The girl next to Joey is talking and she won't shut up? MAINTAIN YOUR SANITY FOR A BIT LONGER, just turn and walk away. That's Tea. She's obsessed with friendship. And she has had the NERVE to raise her voice around me after I safely convinced Yugi that he didn't really want to defeat me on Pegasus' castle because he knew I had to save my brother Mokuba and realized that his Grandpa was just an old fart anyway.
Okay. Now, for the worst one of all. See that girl with the black hair, sky blue eyes (too similar in color to mine, I need colored contacts now...) and a notepad in her pocket? That's BlueEyez. Yes, she is a part of the writer's club. We don't get along, but she thinks we do. Sometimes, though, she gets taller, with narrower, icy blue eyes (like mine) and flowy black hair rather than dead-looking black hair. That would be Raven, whom BlueEyez turns into on occasions like Yugi and that pharoah...I think his name was Yami. Raven is the single reason I go near BlueEyez. See, Raven has a sense of style, taste, and has a wonderful attitude. She's fun to be around. but she does insult me too much.
Next is a short dude with big chocolate eyes and white hair. His name is Ryou. He's one of the nicest guys in school. So then why does he sometimes suddenly snap and go plan evil murder plots for everyone? The world may never know. Avoid him. He's dangerous.
So, now you're probably eying the guy with black hair and dice earrings (Um, fashion police?) and a guy with a lethal weapon for hair. Duke and Tristan. Both of them have a crush on the Mutt's younger sister, Serenity. Whom I have to admit is pretty nice, but Raven's hair is MUCH better.
So, they're everyone you really need to know out of your classmates. There was one other. Her name was Mai Valentine, i believe. Blonde, insanely egotistic...I'll get to her and her plight eventually.
next time, we'll be discussing the museum, and those crazy gold things you've probably seen some Domino city residents wearing.
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BlueEyez: You dissed me about twenty times in that story. I'm never letting any YGO character write anything again.
Raven: *reads story* *stares at Seto* The only reason you hang out with BlueEyez?
Seto: Well...I...uh...
Yami: ...you called me, AND my hikari short! *fumes*
Seto: ...Raven, I'll get the cold packs, you get the aspirin.
Raven: This'll be interesting.
Seto: Darn right it will. I think I will write a guide for all cool newcomers to Domino City. You know, to set them off on the right foot. So they don't wind up like Wheeler.
Joey: I heard that, moneybags!
Seto: I don't care. anyway, BlueEyez does not own YuGiOh, me, or any of that. she just owns herself and Raven. Wait. No. Raven owns her, she doesn't own Raven.
BlueEyez: *cough*
Raven: he's right, you know. Now, go.
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THE COOL NEWBIE'S GUIDE TO DOMINO CITY
- By Seto Kaiba, thankfully not BlueEyez, so HA
*************************************************************************
Hello newcomer to Domino City. first let me state that I am the famous Seto Kaiba. I am the 15-year-old multimillionaire CEO of Kaiba Corporation, and I am better than you. so now that that's established, let me tell you that I am the only 15-year-old in town to have their own limo and driver's license. Still questioning my superiority?
So, chances are if you are even bothering to read this you must have SOME class. Or you just have heard of me and my incredible class.
Domino is a crazy town. There are crazy people in this crazy town. Do not walk down dark alleys. Do not talk to people in purple cloaks. and DO NOT talk to 50-year-old guys with long white hair and red suit mumbling about funny bunny.
Alright, before we get started, I assume that you want to be like me in Domino. You want to associate with the same people I associate, and avoid those I avoid. Good. You are wise in a less-than-me sort of way.
First of all, get a trenchcoat. Not just any trenchcoat. A silver metallic-looking trenchcoat that flaps around, wind optional. Adopt a perfect death glare. That's as close to my perfection as you can possibly get. Now, let's look at the destination you'll be spending the most time at.
DOMINO HIGH SCHOOL
Yes. This big white building is the High School. I hope you brought your uniform. But here's a secret. You CAN where your cool new metallic floaty trenchcoat OVER your uniform. then threaten to have your "friends in high places" shut down the school if the teachers complain. Because if you are like me, I am your friend. And I am indeed in a very high place(I am writing this from the top story of KaibaCorp. It has 105 floors), but you don't need me to tell you that.
Now. When you first get to school, you will report immediately to your locker. If you ever see a bunch of people walking by with notepads and pens, staring at you and everyone else with evil glares, be afraid. They are the Writer's Group. They write evil stories for Fanfiction.Net!
Then, go to your first period. then your second. And so on. I cannot walk your through that, because a) I'm not your mother and b) I don't know your class schedule, I'm not psychic.
Now, lunch time is when you'll get to socialize. Or, if you're like me, not, and just sit there giving everyone your nastiest death glare. They'll stay away. Or maybe they won't.
There's a game called Duel Monsters that you will hear about as soon as your in Domino for fifteen seconds. If you don't know how to play, get a manuel. I couldn't expain all the rules and stay within the length boundaries BlueEyez has set for me if I tried. who's blueEyez? Evil. You'll hear about her and her friends in a minute.
So, you have a deck of cards, and you're looking for someone to duel. First of all, that incredibly handsome dude with the brown hair and the blue eyes( blue eyes as in the color, not to be confused with the evil demon running around the school who I'll get to in a minute), he's your's truly. I know. Is it really possible for someone to look so good? well, I'm there, aren't I? Anyway, don't duel me, you'll waste my time. But I will enjoy watching you cream the other duelists. After all, you must be pretty skilled to have the sophisticated taste it takes to appreciate my writing. Unlike that crap BlueEyez writes.
Okay, okay! You probably are curious about who this brat I keep venting about is, and who that group of kids sitting in the corner are.
First of all, there's the short one. No, not the one with the white hair, I'll get to him in a minute. DONT BACKSASS ME, I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S THE SHORTEST ONE THERE. LOOK DOWN, SMART ONE! See? Yes. I know. bad hairdo. Doesn't he just scream 'Pick On Me?" Trust me, don't. Because he gets taller. And eviler. And if you still pick on him, then you'll need more than a cold pack and some aspirin (DONT OWN IT). Anyway, his name's Yugi, and he did NOT ONCE beat me in a duel, and I NEVER cheated against him, and I am NOT in denial, and I KNOW it's not just a river in Egypt! Curse Egypt, anyway...
So, when the freak gets taller (which still isn't saying much...hahaha), some wack-job museum owner says he's the spirit of an ancient Pharoah. Right, and I thought Yugi's grandpa was old.
Anyway, if that tall "spirit pharoah" dude ever tells you you need to "open your mind", turn and run in the opposite direction, cause he sure has a way with psychology. Ugh.
So, by now you're probably staring at the insanely ugly guy with the blonde hair and Brooklyn accent. Congratulations, you've just met one of your inferiors. His name is Joey, and so far he knows "sit, stay, come, and roll over." He's also not housebroken yet. I'm working it, though.
What's this? The girl next to Joey is talking and she won't shut up? MAINTAIN YOUR SANITY FOR A BIT LONGER, just turn and walk away. That's Tea. She's obsessed with friendship. And she has had the NERVE to raise her voice around me after I safely convinced Yugi that he didn't really want to defeat me on Pegasus' castle because he knew I had to save my brother Mokuba and realized that his Grandpa was just an old fart anyway.
Okay. Now, for the worst one of all. See that girl with the black hair, sky blue eyes (too similar in color to mine, I need colored contacts now...) and a notepad in her pocket? That's BlueEyez. Yes, she is a part of the writer's club. We don't get along, but she thinks we do. Sometimes, though, she gets taller, with narrower, icy blue eyes (like mine) and flowy black hair rather than dead-looking black hair. That would be Raven, whom BlueEyez turns into on occasions like Yugi and that pharoah...I think his name was Yami. Raven is the single reason I go near BlueEyez. See, Raven has a sense of style, taste, and has a wonderful attitude. She's fun to be around. but she does insult me too much.
Next is a short dude with big chocolate eyes and white hair. His name is Ryou. He's one of the nicest guys in school. So then why does he sometimes suddenly snap and go plan evil murder plots for everyone? The world may never know. Avoid him. He's dangerous.
So, now you're probably eying the guy with black hair and dice earrings (Um, fashion police?) and a guy with a lethal weapon for hair. Duke and Tristan. Both of them have a crush on the Mutt's younger sister, Serenity. Whom I have to admit is pretty nice, but Raven's hair is MUCH better.
So, they're everyone you really need to know out of your classmates. There was one other. Her name was Mai Valentine, i believe. Blonde, insanely egotistic...I'll get to her and her plight eventually.
next time, we'll be discussing the museum, and those crazy gold things you've probably seen some Domino city residents wearing.
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BlueEyez: You dissed me about twenty times in that story. I'm never letting any YGO character write anything again.
Raven: *reads story* *stares at Seto* The only reason you hang out with BlueEyez?
Seto: Well...I...uh...
Yami: ...you called me, AND my hikari short! *fumes*
Seto: ...Raven, I'll get the cold packs, you get the aspirin.