*I OWN NOTHING* *I LIVE FOR SPN* *PLEASE REVIEW*
- Set Mid-Season 10. Some bad language and sexual content in later 'calls'. Please review, I might turn this into a series, and I multi-ship!-
Call One
"I thought I told you not to call me."
"Well hello to you too, darling."
"I'm not your 'darling', Crowley."
"No, you're more precious still. Now, precious, where are you?"
"Alabama, why?"
"Where's the younger more gigantic brother?"
"Out, why?"
"How long until he's back?"
"Crowley, I swear you'd better start answering my questions or I'll smash the shit-eating grin I know you're wearing off your face next time I see you."
"I'm quaking, really. Oh, hang on I've got another call."
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
"Motherfu-"
"My apologies, dear Dean, you were saying? Something macho and threatening I believe?"
"Why are you calling?"
"Ah yes, thought you'd never ask. What are you doing?"
"Talking to you and trying to resist the urge to hang myself."
"Cute."
"Why the sudden interest anyway? We've been through this, we're not besties, we're not anything anymore."
"Ah I've missed your tact and wordplay."
"Cute."
"Are you sitting down?"
"Crowley you need to either tell me why you're calling or I'm hanging up. I haven't got all day here."
"Yes there must be beers not being drank right this second."
"Correct."
CALL ENDED.