Hello. Would you like a jelly baby?

Before I head into the mysterious world of trolling, I would like to say the following:

If you have not read my other 'By a Weirdo' stories, you may be lost.

This is not serious.

There will be no spell check in my story.

This will continue the saga of Ebony.

I will write out a serious chapter for those who want to read it (a chapter with spell check) and post it. I will, however, troll first.

This story is going to end abruptly.

I am not serious. I am a better human being then Tamara (author of Your Life with Ron Weasley) and Tara (author of My Immortal).

Flame all you like, just don't be serious about it.

There will be Mary Sues galore.

It will continue from where My Immortal left off, so it will be short.

And finally:

Enjoy.

Love, funky xxxxxxx