I care so much about this story guys, you don't understand. I have a lot of Buttman head canons, but this is my "official," if you will, head canon. I wrote a lot of this fic already, but I didn't like it, so I started rewriting it, and I'm still working on it, but I think I'm ready to start sharing it with y'all.
I really hope you guys enjoy it!
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Prologue
"And now, I believe the couple would like to exchange some vows," the priest says from under the canopy.
Butters nods and is grinning from ear to ear. He squeezes Eric's hands, who has an equally huge smile on his own face, and starts, "Eric, if someone had told me when I was ten that I would end up marrying you, I would have said, 'What? That asshole?'" He pauses as everyone laughs, including Eric. "But we grew up, and we started growing closer and closer, and eventually you weren't just my best friend anymore, but my boyfriend. And now you're going to be my husband, and I couldn't be happier or more excited to know that I get to share the rest of my life with you. You complete me. You're my other half, you're the chaos to my order and I've become such a better, stronger person because of you. I vow to continue standing by your side like I have these past twenty-five years. To defend and protect you always. And to love you with every inch of my being until the day I die and even after. I love you so much and I'm so happy we're getting married."
Eric licks his lips and bites back tears. He intertwines his fingers with Butters' and stares into his eyes, trying to cancel out everyone there and focus solely on Butters so he can say his vows.
"Butters… Leopold… Honestly, I still can't believe we're getting married. I still can't believe you said yes the first time I asked you out, that you reciprocated the first time I said I love you, that you thought it was a good idea to get engaged after our high school graduation, and that after grad school you still thought this was a good idea. You've been my partner in crime since we were kids, and nothing makes me feel better than hearing you say, 'Hey Eric!' I always feel safe with you. And if the entire world turns on me, I don't care because I have you, and I know I always will. You're my entire world, and I've been in love with you my whole life. I vow to keep loving you. To always be there for you like you've been there for me. And to constantly let you know how much you mean to me. I love you, thank you for saying yes. A million times thank you for all the yeses you've ever given me."
"By the power invested in me by the state of Colorado, I now pronounce you husband and husband," the priest says.
Eric pulls Butters in and kisses him passionately as all their friends and family clap and cheer for them.