Bcause my friends wrote a crack fic 'bout me, imma write a crack fic bout dem. So Dis is gnna B absolutely f***ed up and u probs shoulndt read dis. All the bad grammar and spelling is on purpose.
Dedicated to Emma And Kathryn.
xoxo 3
Emma n Kathryn were watching A movie with Tom Hiddleston in it and they were screaming at the Tv screen about how Tom should take his Shirt off cause he would make a sexy vampire cause he always had an amazing morning voice that would turn Benedict on soooooooooo much.
Then Loki appeared in a flash of light and looked at the girls who were like;
AHHhHHHhhHhhHHHHHHHHH!Sexy dude alert!
and he was like
girls u so hawt but ah gotta run cause I stole the tesseract and Captain amerika Is coming to get me.
But Emma was all like
NO WAY BITCH! U iz mine now! I even no ur name! IT LOKI!
And Kathryn Totally agreed with her and said
yea its Loki!
And then Loki was all like
Well u no my name so I guess ill stay with u bitches. U are really sexy.
So they sat down and finished watching the movie. Then Captain amerika Burst in without his Shirt on and half his pants burnt off cauz it was burnt off by Thors Hammer. He started Yelling at Loki and was all like;
Listen Dude I no ur all sexy and stuff but yr not 'lowed to steal cauz that brings u down on the sexy-meter.
Then Emma and Kathryn Jumped up and yelled
Hes misunderstood u shouldn't judge him Just cause his personalities fucked! And even thats sexy bitch! U don no war yr talking bout!
And Captain amerika said
I no but I half to say that its in the job requirements.
And then the girls were like
ohhh... K.
Then Iron man Appeared and was like;
K, don't call me Iron man, imma be Iron DADDY bitches! Plus i Haff fucking Shwarma!
Then emma was like
Y u all so hawt! Its not faaaiiirrr!
Then Captain Amerika was like;
Its in the job r'quirements guuuurl. Gotta be hawt 4 hot chicks like u.
Then emma blushed and Samm and dean And Cas burst in and Immeadiatly started confessing their love to each other and Kathryn and Emma and Loki and Iron Daddy and Captain amerika was all like
OTP! OTP! OTP!
Then To add to the confusion Sherlock and Jawn Came thro the window and was all like
WTF we deduct u ppls r cray cray.
And Kathryn wuz like
Kiss! OTP! U must commit Slash Benadick Cumbatch!
and Sherlock was like Otterface
wtf mycroft?
and Jawn was like
Omg he so cute wtf I like his otter face.
and pulled Sherlock into a kiss and it was like so hot cause then all the Otps were kissing and then Loki was like
U girls wanna marry me cause u so hot and smart n shit?
And they were like
OMG YES!
and they had a wedding in Camelot with Merlin n Arthur who got drunk at the after ParT and totally Snogged each other in a alcove.
And then Doctor Who showed up and was like
Imma crash this Bitch house!
THE END
I have no idea wat I'm doing.
BIE BIE!
Don't judge the insane. Luv u all. bie