Warning: VERY AU
Genre: Parody, romance
Characters:
Juliet Capulet: Winry Rockbell
Romeo Montague: Ed
Juliet's Nurse/Nanny (Capulet): Granny Pinako!
Plot: You know Romeo and Juliet, right? The Montagues and Capulets ... yes, everyone knows the story.
Romeo & Juliet... a la FMA.
(This scene takes place at the Rockbell's house, in the balcony of the youngest (and only) daughter. Winry is combing her shiny, ridiculously long blonde hair with a frail-looking comb, humming slowly.)
Winry:- ... I'm kinda bored.
(Someone throws a stone at her window, breaking the glass.)
Mysterious person:- Shit. Wrong angle.
Winry:- Hey, who's there? (Pissed) Come here right now you moron! You broke my window!
Mysterious person:- (Sound of steps...) (Comes into the light... it turns out to be...)
Ed:- (Shaky voice) Heck, it was supposed to be a gentle tap to call your attention, but I kinda overdid it... a little... (Without stepping out of the shadows)
Winry:- Oh, Edward...! Just where on Earth are you? I can't see you!
Ed:- (Shouts) WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN'T BE SEEN AMONGST THE LEAVES OF GRASS?
Winry:- (Look of utter horror) Run away you fool! Now everyone knows you're here!
Ed:- (Mutters) As if there were many people around to watch out fo---
(A Wrench is thrown with inhuman strength at Ed's head, knocking him out for some seconds. His unconscious body falls backwards into the bushes, and he is virtually invisible to the eye.)
Pinako:- Winry! Anyone around? I thought I saw that naughty Elric boy.
Winry:- You sure, Nanny? The only movement I saw was some ant amongst the leaves of grass... not that it was much, really.
(Ed's eyebrow, though he's still unconscious, twitches.)
XD R&R! This was originally a lame one-shot, but if you want it to continue (which I doubt), message me w/ideas!