A Kingdom Hearts Christmas Party

A/N: I despise all iPods… Just kidding, I was isolated by my group because I didn't have one. Heheh… (gets electrified kunais thrown at me)Also, it's beta-ed on my own.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts characters

Prologue

The Radiant Garden Restoration Committee had invited their members and some VIPs to their Christmas Party this year, including Riku and Kairi also some of King Mickey's guests. That is, a belated by three days Christmas Party.

Chapter 1: Uninvited Guest

At Merlin's House, decorated with hollies and all Christmassy objects, there are two figures in front of the Christmas tree and guessing what presents contained what and so on. However, one of them had opened their presents when the small sized present yielded no hints, she opened it.

"Hey Sora, look at what I've got." piped a black haired ninja girl with a stylish black ice iPod.

"An iPod?" Replied a boy with brown spiky hair. He had opened his presents opened as well. In his hands was a baby blue iPod.

"Sora, do you know who sent it to us? I sort of ripped my gift card to pieces." The girl said as she tries to distinguish the writing on what's left on her box's gift wrap.

"Yeah, it was the Moogles." Sora said as he read the gift card. "Yuffie, do you think everyone got an iPod?" He asked as he saw a bunch of the same kind of boxes stacked with the rest of the presents. There were a lot of presents under the tree.

Yuffie look around. "Yeah, I think so." She craned her neck to get a better scope of all the presents. Sora and Yuffie worked together to figure out what the buttons meant.

Then the door burst opened to let in the buzzing shopping bag burdened residents and the cold winds of winter.

"Close the door! It's freezing" Yuffie complained as she immediately jump closer to the fire. She insisted on wearing her ninja outfit even in winter.

Sora quickly went to the door and shut it as soon as everyone got in.

"I'm sorry. Our hands are kind of full because I thought we had a couple more people to help around" Riku said sarcastically. Yuffie and Sora grinned apologetically. Leon and Cloud stoically carried two big bags of fizzy drinks. Merlin just poofed in with The Bag. The rest was chatting about the settings. "Have anyone seen Cid?" Kairi asked as she saw the computer table was empty of its usual master. "No." Everyone buzzed. "Good riddance, too" Merlin muttered under his breath.

This may be a good thing as the two had been fighting over… a few minor issues. A debate, to be exact, Magic versus Technology. To this debate, Leon and Cloud had to be present so they could break it off before Merlin blows his top and destroys the Radiant Garden's master computer and Radiant Garden itself along with it or Cid loses his head and programmes the computer to initiate a self destruct mechanism which destroys Radiant Garden. Either way it was bad, Cloud and Leon were getting fed up with the whole affair.

"I have all the cutleries and plate sets." Announced Merlin as everyone got busy and sets the circular table. Then, Cloud and Leon was sitting nearby the tree when they had nothing to do.

"Mr. Strife, could you move a bit. Mr. Squall, I need you to get off the wires, please." Said a small, feminine voice, quietly. Overcame by extreme sense of old age, the two men was too busy to see who it was. "It's Leon." Leon said rather gruffly. "Just stick to calling me Cloud." Cloud rectifies her.

"Ok" the voice replied.

Aerith having noticing they were talking to no one, she inquired them. "Who are you guys talking to?"

Suddenly noticing all the ladies were on the other side of the room, both of them turned to their backs and caught the sound of billowing hem of a coat near the door. A hunched figure, in a hooded black Organization 13 coat, was trying to sneak out with all of the small presents that had the iPods in it. She even got the unwrapped ones, owned by Yuffie and Sora. In a whirl of colour, Yuffie and Sora pounced on her.

"Oh dear" She managed before being crushed by two, iPod crazed teenagers.

The mysterious stranger managed to get the iPods away from her crushing weight, also away from Sora's and Yuffie's grasps. The two intended to keep her prisoner as they reach for the iPod. Unfortunately, they couldn't reach it and the Nobody's arms were pinned to immobility to let them have it.

"Help!" The Nobody shouted as she was crushed.

Then the door burst open to let in Cid. He was carrying a few more boxes of present. Before anyone can warn him, he stumbled on the bunch of tangled humans and Nobody.

That was the cue that someone must interfere or the whole place will be a bunch of wreck by nightfall.

At first Cloud and Leon joined the fray and got only Yuffie under control. Cid had to restrain Sora in a headlock and Riku was… shielding a Nobody. The shaking Nobody was cowering behind a scowling Riku. The tangle of iPods was stuck to the Nobody's wrist.

"What happen here?" Cid asked as Sora had finally stopped struggling.

"Our precious is being stolen." Both Yuffie and Sora hissed in Gollum like way.

"Here!" The Nobody shouted and carefully removed the iPods and shoved it in Riku's hand. "Just take it. I don't want it anymore." She nearly shrieked.

"Ok, just calm down." Riku said exasperatedly as she used Riku as a kind of human shield.

Riku divided the iPods and gave it to Yuffie and Sora respectively. The two iPod crazed teenagers took it hungry hounds and both retreated to the Christmas Tree after throwing dirty look at the Nobody.

When they were away the rest stared at the uninvited guest.

She held up a peace sign. "Peace on earth" She said timidly.

A/N: Sounded so wrong in places but I couldn't figure it out. PLEASE GIVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM!!! But then you're human, I don't have the right to complain or get angry if you did, do I. By the way it's my first try on parody or comedy. Honestly, I don't know the difference If it sucked, the least I could ask is please help me to improve it and highlight whatever I screwed up. (Gets shot in the head)

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