Hey, please review, and tell me if I should add more chapters or not, and if I do, if this should be a 2Doc fanfic or not, Thanks ;)
"Ugh, this is so stupid..." The bassist moaned, leaning back into the park bench. "Well I don't like bein' her anymore then you." 2D sighed, leaning back with the bassist. The two watched men watched their little 10-year-old Noodle play on the jungle gym with a large group of other children. Both men hated the park, well, not so much the park, they just hated being outside all together. The only reason they were here was because of Noodle. Russell liked to take Noodle to the park once or twice a months, so she could socialize with children her own age. However, sadly, a few days ago the drummer got a phone call that his grandmother was in the hospital. Russell had no choice to pack up right away and fly out to the states, right after he promised little Noodle that 2D and Murdoc would take care of her, and take her to the park while he was gone.
"I'm gonna kill him when he gets back..." Murdoc growled, covering his eyes from the sun. "Well, you can't really be mad at the guy..." 2D started. "His grandma is really sick, and he just wants what's best for Noodle." The bassist crossed his arms in protest. "Whatever!" He barked. "We're not his personal babysitters... or at least i'm not! I could be in bed or in some bird right down but instead I'm her in a fuckin' park!" "Why can't you just-" The singer was cut off but the loud painful scream of their guitarist. "... Noodle!" The boys yelled simultaneously, before rushing over to the playground, not afraid to push other children out of their way.
They looked around the playground, not seeing her at first. Only until, 2D pointed out a little girl sobbing girl, laying flat on the ground, her face in the mulch. They quickly rushed over to her. Murdoc kneeled down, wrapping his arm around the girl, sitting her up. "Noodle! A-Are you okay?" The singer asked afraid. "What's wrong!" The bassist asked. The girl could only cry loudly. "Oh, damn it!" The bassist cursed, noticing the little girl's oddly bent arm. The bassist looked up at 2D, trying not to look panicked. "We need to get her to the hospital, faceache!" He yelled, grabbing the little girl, holding her closely, standing up, rushing to the geep, the singer following quickly behind him.
"Madokku! Toochi! Arm! Arm! Arm itai! Arm itai! HURT!" Noodle cried into Murdoc's shirt, as they walked into the emergency room. "I know, love. I know." The bassist sighed, patting the little girl's head as they walked up to a nurse at the front desk. "Faceache!" Murdoc called, pointing to the women at the desk, as he was a little busy calming down Noodle. 2D quciky walked up to the nurse. "Uh, ah, O-our girl, here broke her arm and uh-" "Oh, my!" The nurse interrupted walking from behind the desk and over to Murdoc. "Yes, right. Let me take her and we'll see what we can do, alright." Murdoc quickly handed his little girl over to the nurse who took her and walked into the back waiting rooms, the boys without question following behind her.
The nurse took Noodle into another room for some X-rays and to be fitted for a cast, while 2D and Murdoc were asked to wait in another room, as another nurse helped them fill out their information.
"Alright. So, what is Noodle's birthday?" He asked.
"Halloween." "October, 31st." Both men answered simultaneously.
"Alright... Age?"
"Ten." 2D answered.
"Okay... Has she started her menstrual cycle?"
Both men flinched when they hear those dreaded words and went sickly pale.
"N-no!" Murdoc answered. "Of course not! We just told you, she's only ten!"
The nurse shrugged her shoulders. "You never know..."
Both men were tired and worried sick. They just wanted to see their little Noodle.
"Okay..." The nurse started. "So when did you two adopt her?"
"1998." Murdoc answered, not really thinking of the question. However it was true. The band had to legally adopt Noodle when she arrived to keep her in the country.
"Okay... So how long have you two been married?"
Both men almost instantly sat up straight staring at the nurse, shocked and confused, both there faces burning red with embarrassment.
"Huh?" "What?!" "Uh, um, w-we're-" "We're not fags!" "Y-yeah! N-not a couple o-or anything like that!" Both men yelled, almost unable to her what each other were saying, mainly because their minds were pretty much scrambled even from the idea.
"O-oh! I'm sorry!" The nurse said frantically trying to calm the boys down. "I-I just assumed, that-"
"Excuse, me." A man, a doctor, interrupted. "Someone wants to see you two." He smiled. Just then a giddy little Noodle skipped into the room, hugging 2D's leg, her right arm in a light pink cast. "Toochi, Madokku! Look, look! Cast!" She smiled. Waving her arm in the air. "No hurt!" 2D smiled, patting the little girl's helmet. "T-that's great, love... We-we can go home now, right?" He asked looking over at Murdoc. Murdoc nodded, "Yep!" standing up angrily, staring daggers at the nurse with the notepad in her hands. "Let's go!". 2D picked up Noodle, trying to be careful with her arm, following Murdoc out of the building.
