HELLO HELLO AND HELLO THIS IS KAMAKASIE WITH ANOUTHER STORY I FELT LIKE WRITING WITH MY FRIEND JAMES AND OBITO FOREVER
*OBITO FOREVER WALKS IN HOLDING HAMMER*
OF: THAT AND I THREATENED TO USE THIS ON HIM
KK: ILL BE GOOD
OF: DAM STRAIGHT YOU WILL!
KK:WELL WITHOUT FURTHER ADU HERES THE STORY!
Cameron and James were sitting on the couch playing their new favourite game, Halo Reach; it had been a week since the game had first come out so it was pretty exciting to be playing the game.
"HEADSHOT!" yelled James as he, yet again, got the last kill for the team Cameron turned to his friend and said
"how the hell do you do that?"
"skill my friend, skill" the other boy replied he ran his hand through his light brown hair and smiled making his stubble and slight side burns more prominent.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" said the other boy his nearly full grown sideburns sticking out. Both of the fifteen year old boys were staying at Cameron's house for the night and they were pulling a halo reach all-nighter on the Xbox 360. Cameron threw down his controller and slipped onto his spot on the mattress he had dragged out of his room. James flicked off the Xbox and slipped into his sleeping bag on the couch.
Cameron pulled out his Naruto Manga and started reading it when James said "imagine if chief or something where teleported to where-ever it is naruto's from"
"the village hidden in the leaves you mean?" said Cameron correcting him "but yeah I know what you mean it'd be cool"
"yeah" was all the other kid said as he fell asleep
Cameron put his Manga away and fell asleep thing of how cool it would be to be a Spartan in Naruto.
"hey Cameron wake up" said a voice
"leave me alone" grumbled Cameron
"Cameron get up now!" said the voice insistently then he heard a clang and a 'shields recharging'. Cameron bolted upright to see what he never though he would see in his life. A real life Spartan!
"holy shit!" said Cameron
"yeah well look at yourself too!" said a voice from inside the armour
"James?"
"The one and only!" said James posing in his armour he was wearing his normal halo reach custom armour. He had the commander helmet on with the Grenadier chest and Commander Shoulder pads.
Cameron looked down at his chest which had some mesh and a knife on it, he looked at his right hand at the tac-pad now covering it he brought up the option 'armour' on it and looked at what he was wearing he had the ODST helmet with the full attachments and ODST shoulders.
Cameron stood up and looked around where they were standing. They were in a hanger of some sort Cameron looked around seeing an assortment of different vehicles and a door labelled 'armoury' Cameron's first instincts were 'guns, need big guns!' James stood beside Cameron as he looked at the door. Cameron looked at the pad on the front which said
'Password'
"Dammit" said Cameron and started randomly punching in numbers before a note came up saying 'hint, normal password'
"Oh" was all Cameron said punching in the same password he used since he was little
9
2
5
0
And miraculously the door opened for him, James turned to him and said
"How'd you do that?"
"skill my friend, skill"
The doors hissed open and James rushed inside yelling
"Dibs on sniper!" and when Cameron went in behind his friend he had already gotten the sniper rifle strapped to his back and was now waiting with DMR in his hands
"ok you can have them" said Cameron and walked over to another rack and pulled out a shotgun and a Spartan laser "and while your sniping I'll be FIRIN MAH LAZOR!"
The two laughed for a bit till Cameron said
"so where are we?"
"well I checked the scanners but they kept saying 'unidentified area"
"Hold on for a second have you even been outside?"
"Hell no, I don't wanna get jumped by Coveys or worse the flood!"
"god for an awesome gamer you sure are a pussy"
"hey when I have unlimited spawns then we'll talk about heroics"
"pussy"
"asshole"
The two glared from beneath their helmets then burst out laughing.
"well let's see where we ended up" said James as he walked towards the door
"wait I have a better idea" Cameron said sprinting off around a corner, all james could hear was a low rumbling sound then Cameron sped around the corner in the best vehicle in Halo
The gauss warthog. James ran over to the door controls and flipped them on the doors started to rumble open. Cameron jumped out of the driver's seat and ran into the armoury yelling
"we nearly forgot something!" he ran back in holding to Energy swords in there 'off' mode James grabbed one and stuck it too his side and said
"Okay, are we moving out now?"
"Hell yeah!"
The two of them entered the warthog as the doors finally raised all the way. James yelled out
"Times up let's do this!" the two then yelled out in load voices
"LEEEERROOOOOOY JJEEEENNKINS"
Cameron floored the gas pedal and the two sped out of the hanger
James fired off a few rounds into the air and yelled
"DAKKA DAKKA!" they were suddenly stopped by a man wearing a mask and an ANBU uniform, and by stopped I mean he stood in front of the warthog and hoped it wouldn't crush him
"Halt!" the ANBU yelled "who are you?"
Cameron recognised the Uniform Immediately and notified James
"Their ANBU black ops! The Naruto verses elite Ninja's"
"seriously?"
"yeah"
While the two of them were having their conversation the ANBU was getting a little annoyed he threw a Kunai at James which bounced off. he pointed the gauss cannon at the ANBU who was starting to feel very nervous
"I was having a polite conversation you asshole"
"James let me handle this" Cameron said from behind the wheel "I am sorry for the mistake but we are here for the Chunnin exams" he prayed that the ANBU would believe him
"what village?" asked the ANBU
"the village hidden in the steel" said Cameron. James came on the intercom
"the village hidden in the steel?"
"hey best I could come up with"
The ANBU looked at the two and said
"Well I have a few questions first" said the ANBU "first where is your third teammate?"
"Right here" said a female voice and a hologram was projected out of James' helmet camera of a teenage girl with numbers scrolling up and down her body "my name's Shelly"
"shelly-chan? That you as in obito forever!"
"yep this is the second time I was teleported here wait how do you know me?"
"I'm Kamikasie!"
"Oh my god really!" the A.I girl squealed before saying
"so any idea why I'm a glowie person?"
"seems your an A.I"
"a what what now?"
"later"
"right" the ANBU was saying, a little shaken up "and where is this village hidden in the steel I have never heard of it"
"its relatively new" said Cameron "and as for where it is well its hidden as per the name"
"we specialize in armour and new technologies" finished James
"and is that your symbol?" asked the ANBU pointing to the fire group phoenix symbol on their shoulders (look it up on but for those to lazy it's an outline of a phoenix on top of the outline of a circle with drips on the bottom)
"yes" said Cameron quickly "the phoenix represents our rebirth from a savage people to a unified village and the dripping circle is the steel we forge"
"Good save man" said James over the intercom
"I know and now we get to be In the Chunnin exams!" Cameron said with excitement
"Ok go on through" the ANBU said "just try not to hit anyone with your carriage okay?"
"right" they both chorused
"and you guys better hurry the exams start tomorrow" the ANBU said and jumped out of the way
"pedal to the metal?" asked Cameron
"yep" said James grinning
Cameron slammed his foot onto the gas and the warthog's wheels spun as it drove towards the way Cameron assumed the village was.
"do you know where your going?" asked James worriedly he knew his friend didn't have the best sense of direction
"I'm following a map" replied Cameron "how can I not? And failing that there's a waypoint marker on the HUD, see?"
"well if your sure" said James "hey Cameron"
"yeah" do you reackon we have armour abilities?" James questioned
"I can answer that for you" said Shelly "you have most of the armour abilities in built with the exception of the jet pack because as you will see they are over here" and she put to waypoint markers on jetpack under the two seats. Cameron was silent before he said
"I though you said you never played halo?"
"oh I don't" said shelly "and for some reason I know about all this stuff its really cool, for instance did you know that James is currently thinking about if having the hots for a hologram is weird or not"
James went a bright red under his helmet
"wait so your in my head?"
"pretty much" said shelly "its pretty dirty in here"
"shut up….anyway how long till we're there?"
"half an hour unless you wanna use jetpacks" said Shelly
"oh cool, wanna enter the village in style then?" asked James
"you mean dynamic entry?" asked Cameron excitement in his voice
"fine" said James "just pull over somewhere"
"what about thieves?" asked Cameron "they could take the car"
"they wont touch it" said Shelly "it'll put three thousand volts of electricity through their bodies"
"no we can't try it James" Cameron said before James could speak he pulled over and parked the car behind a tree and put a load of branches and stuff so it would hide it, Cameron looked at his work proudly before James said
"Shouldn't we have taken the jet packs BEFORE we covered it up?"
"…..shut up" Cameron Replied
The two spent the next hour getting the gear out of the car and re-covering it up
"How much fuel we got in the packs Sam" asked James testing it out a little
"hm anomaly it seems the fuel won't run out" the A.I said confused
"Unlimited jet packs? Sounds good to me" said James and took off boosting Cameron followed suite and they were soon at the village.
The two gaurds heard a strange whooshing noise before a metallic voice called out one of Might guys favourite lines
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" two armoured beings dropped out of the sky and landed on the pavement with a loud crack the two guards jumped back in surprise before one of the two said
"oh hi my names James Bretag and that's Cameron Crook, we're here for the Chunnin exams"
"uh" one of the guards replied "well go on through just don't cause any trouble okay?"
"We won't" the two chorused together
As the two were walking away they rounded a corner to see a teenager in a black jumpsuit and a girl with sandy blonde hair and a large fan on her back the guy in the black jumpsuit had a weird package on his back that was wrapped in bandages. The boy was currently holding a small boy up. James was about to rush in and pound the guy when Cameron had a better idea
"James go hit on the girl I'll get the kid" Cameron looked at his Tac-Pad before pressing some buttons and going on the intercom and saying
"Active camouflage ftw!"
James grinned under his helmet before taking it off and swaggered up to the girl and said
"Hey good lookin, how you doin?" the girl blushed a bright red and the guy holding the kid swivelled his head to look at the stranger before saying
"Hey are you hitting on my sister!"
"Were you going to hurt the kid?" James replied staring down at the guy
"Huh seems I'm taller cause I'm in my Spartan suit" he mused to himself
"What! No I was just talking to him!" the kid said angrily
"And I was 'just talking' to your sister" said James flatly before they suddenly realised that the kid was floating in mid-air. Cameron, who was still in camouflage, whispered into the kids ear
"listen just say what I say and you'll be fine" the kid nodded and repeated what he said
"how dare you hurt the grandson of the third Hokage, Konohamaru Sarutobi! You should be punished for your insolence!" all of a sudden Cameron Flared his Shield's
"meet my guardian the invisible death!" the kid was put back on the ground as Cameron activated his energy sword the air shimmered and all everyone could see was a glowing sword.
"WHO DARES ATTACK MY MASTER!" Cameron said through a voice changer "I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND HANG YOU UPSIDE-DOWN FROM A TREE WITHOUT YOUR SKIN!"
"i-i-im sorry" said the boy backing off "I didn't know he was the Hokage's Grandson!"
"SO IF HE WASN'T YOU WOULD HAVE STILL DONE IT!" said Cameron in his changed voice
"Yes I mean no I mean…" he trailed off as he heard James laugh and say
"Okay Cameron you can stop no I think emo kid in the trees wants to talk to us"
"aw I was having fun!" said Cameron coming out of active camouflage and disengaging his sword
Konohamaru was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off and even the guys sister was giggling a little
"wait which Emo wants to talk to me?" Cameron asked "redhead or duckbutt?"
"what?" asked James
"hairstyle" said Cameron "is he a redhead or does he have hair that looks like a ducks rear end?"
"oh duck butt" James said
"sasuke" Shelly spat
Said boy jumped down from a tree as a blonde haired shinobi raced around the corner.
"wow he's pretty dam short" said James while putting his helmet back on
"James lets go" he said over the private intercom "sasuke's just gonna want the armour and Naruto is gonna challenge us to a fight"
"but I wanna see gaara" said shelly joining in the conversation
"you mean the emo dude that controls sand?" said James
"HE'S NOT EMO! He's just a little quite" said shelly sending a jolt of electricity down James' body causing him to jump
"for such a pretty girl you sure have a temper" said James
"he tries to kill people to 'prove his existence'" said Cameron "anyway that's not the point let's just go you'll meet gaara soon enough we're entering the exams"
"It starts tomorrow so we need to find accommodations for the duration of the exams" Cameron said in a serous manner
"you sounded so much less uptight on " grumbled Shelly but she couldn't deny his logic in the matter.
KAMAKASIE: WELL THAT WENT WELL
JAMES: I'LL SAY
OBITO FOREVER: HOW COME I BARELY MADE AN APPEARANCE!
KK: CAUSE I HAD TO ADD YOU IN RIGHT AT THE END
JAMES: SO WHOS THE CHICK I WAS TALKING TO?
OF: IS HE FOR SEROUS?
KK: SADLY YES HE ONLY PLAYS HALO ALL DAY AND MAKES LEGO GUNS….
OF…..
JAMES:…SHUTUP