Summary: Written for comment fic at LJ. Prompt: Leverage, Parker + Team, so hungry I could eat a horse
Famished
"No!" Parker leaps up and covers Eliot's ears. "Don't say that in front of him!"
He twists and slaps her hands out of the way. "What the hell, Parker?"
"I was trying to save you!" she exclaims.
"From what?"
She looks at him with the most horrified expression he's ever seen on her face. "Hardison said he could eat a horse," she says seriously. "And you like horses."
"Parker…" He fumbles for words for a minute before he gives up. "Never mind. Thanks. But I've eaten horseflesh, and believe me, it's nothin' special."
"Ew," she says, wrinkling her nose, "Why would you actually eat a horse? They're scary."