This intentionally terrible ficlet was written on 12/7/2010 by team member Shannon:
Hi, my name is Naruta and I'm the most beauuuutiful ninja ever lived! I have beautiful blonde hair and rainbow streaks, Sakura is my sister, but she doesn't know since we were separated at birth, and all the guys in town can't get enough of my purple eyes and bubbly personality~
So I had no problem with my ninja exams, I was always top of my class. All the girls wanted to be just like me!
but in reality... I have a VERY dark past. And I didn't know who my parents were.
I have these markings on my face and I was told that I was some sort of demon inside. But Sasuke told me he didn't care what I was, he'd love me forever and we'd grow up together as the best team of ninjas ever.
I'm also part of all the five clans, even rogue ninjas take a liking to me and i'm destined to lead my own hidden village someday.
Naruto got so jealous of Sasuke and me that they started fighting over me! Oh my!
I tried yelling out to them that they should stop fighting and I couldn't do anything but throw myself in between them.
of their weapons had gone right through my heart and the whole village... all the villages mourned my death! Then some secret group of ninja brought me back to life so I can complete my destiny
I was on my way back ot tell Sasuke and Naruto I would take them both, but I was suddenly KIDNAPPED
They heard about it and hurried to rescue me and Sakura was SO JEALOUS that she killed herself!
I woke up in some cold and dark cell, and there was this man watching me.
he told me he was my father (OMIGOSH)
asked him where my mother was but he looked away dramatically and told me she sacrificed herself to contain the demon that lived inside me.
I was determined to keep her memory alive (though I never knew her, lol) and make sure the demon never got released
suddenly Naruto and Sasuke burst into the room and accused the man that kidnalpped me of nasty things. Without being able to do anything, Naruto had killed my father and I had realised my ability to stop time too late, only ablet o stare my dying father in the face.
I suddenly couldn't take it and transformed into the demon I was, it was half dragon, have fox with a ton of tails, and half butterfly. I destroyed the cell I was in and roared loudly to the sky.
they tried to stop me and get me to go back but it couldn't be done. When Sasuke yelled to me that he loved me, I blacked out, my body going back to its original shape.
I woke up, back in our own village. He told me what happened and I forgave them for what happened. We had the most mind blowing sex evr and lived happiyl ever after, and I became leader of the village.
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