This is my first ffanatic ever so it may be a little bad but have patience with me also I do not own Percy Jackson it all belong to uncle Rick
How It All Started
"Zeus for the last time stop seducing my nymphs" Zeus looked up from the magazine he was reading "What do you mean by that brother dearest" he asked innoncently. Poseidon turned red "You know perfectly well what I'm talking about every time I turn my head BAM you've knocked up one of my nymphs do you know how many child support checks I've signed because of you"."Can't help it if I'm irresistible" he said "Zeus I swear if you sleep with one of my nymphs one more time-" Hera at that precise moment barged in "Zeus how dare you leave me hanging on our date" Zeus turned pale "Ah oh dear I forgot about that" Hera proceeded to scream "YOU FORGOT!". From the door Artemis and Apollo came in arguing Apollo stop those cursed haikus".
"Artemis is sad
She wishes that she was
As awesome as me".
Artemis then proceed to shoot arrows at him. "Who wants cereal" demeter held up a box of bran flakes. The whole room went quiet "NO ONE WANTS YOUR DAMN CEREAL WOMEN" Hades said appearing after her. "Hades why are you here Its not the solstice yet". Hades growled "What am I not allowed to visit my siblings". "Uh no" everyone in the room replied. "Just remember where all you children go after they die".
"Your the best hades"
"Yah totally welcome here"
"Best uncle ever"
"I don't have kids"
"Your the boss h man"
"That's better" Hades said smiling. A flash lightend the room "WHY DOES EVERY ONE KEEP ON BAR IN IN" Athena appeared "Poisoden tell your son to not hang around my daughter so all the time there's only so much I can tolerate" "Why do I always have to tell my son why can't you ever tell your daughter" "Don't sass me Poseidon", "I ain't sassin you If you wanna break those two up don't involve me I already gave my blessings". "Blessings there only 17 you idiot". Cue entrance of Aphrodite "Was someone talking about my otp". Zeus got up "Ok that's it I CANY TAKE IT ANYMORE emergency meeting in 10 minutes" He disappeared. The gods looked at each other and knew this could not end well.