Hm... Now Jess has decided to do a Story thinggeh filled with short little one shots. Various Pairings. well the ones I support. some of which may scar you. Don't worry, I'll tell you the pairing in the chapter title.Lets start out with a small little BB/rae one n.n

Five Fair Warnings

She sits on the windowsill, eyes watching the snow through the window. I jumped up next to her, and she turned to face me. She gave me a small and rare smile. It seemed rarely quiet, so I took a look around and saw everybody had left. Savoring the small, and most likely short moment of peace between us, I turned and watched the snow fall too. After five minutes of our comfortable silence I turned to face her and spoke.

"So Rave, you wanna hear a joke?" I asked, a bit too loud for my own good. She cringed.

"Garfield Mark Logan, can you ever just be quiet and savor a moment?"

"You didn't answer my question! Do you wanna hear a joke or not?" She pursed her lips. Warning one. See, She always gives us five warnings.

Warning one - pursing the lips.
Warning two - hitting us with a rude comment
warning three - throwing us into a wall
Warning four - throwing us out of the window.
and I havent quite learned warning five, but I'm pretty sure it's murder. So... if you value your life, don't get to warning five.

"No... I do not want to hear a joke. I do not like your jokes, nor are they funny," she said coldly. I never really give up till warning three. hitting a wall can really hurt.

"Please Ravey? I promise that this one will be funny!" She heaved a heavy breath, and cranked her head to face me.

"Garfield... If your non-existant brainknows what's good for you, you'll stop now." Warning two. She was always fair with warning me. Yes... I said me. No one else usually pushes past warning one.

"Well... If it's so non-existant, how does it exist?" She blinked and stared at me.

"What?"

I sighed. No one ever understands me. "Look. You said my brain was non-existant. But it does think, so that means its existant to some extent. So really my brain can't be non-existant if it really does exist!" She rolled her eyes and turned her head to look out the window again. I Gaped. "What? No throwing Gar into a wall? C'mon! It's like my goal in life to finally get to warning five!"

She raised her eyebrow. "Warning five? You actually want to see what warning five is?" I nodded eagerly. "Well... each person has a different warning five. See, Cyborgs is dismantling the T-car," She got up and began to walk away."Robins is calling Batman, andStarfires is Refusing to ever go to the mall," she walked towards me."Ever." With the last line she was leaning over me, practically scaring me to death.

"What..." I gulped. "What about me?" She smirked and evil smirk.

"Oh... you?" I nodded scared, but aroused all at the same time. "Yours... Is the best of all." 'Oh god... She's going to murder me... oh my god oh my god oh my...' I looked up again, and noticed she was at the door.

"Oh come on! Tell me!" I whined. "I gotta know!"

"Maybe when you're older, Garfield. Maybe when you're older." And with that, she vanished out the door.

Now, I know you all are probably wondering whether I ever found out what it was or not. The answer to that, my dear friends, is another story.

Yes it's short. Yes it's dumb. And, yes I am dumb too. But It's just an introduction... plus I don't like those super long one-shots.I like 'em short and sweet.

If you're the one person in a million who can't figure out who is narrating this, then it's BB. but if you're in the other 999,999 people who knew it, here's a cyber-cake.

Now, I'm debating whether I should write that other story or not.

Jess wants your opinion!

now, go press that little lilac button that says 'go' on it. c'mon...