A Hectic Christmas Story

Note: I do not own..you get the idea. Sorry if it's after Christmas..(sniffs)…aw fuck. Hold on..my dog farted. Anyway, here it is.

Chapter 1: Activities

It was a quiet Saturday morning, on December 22, 2007. The snow falls lightly in New York, leaving a scene of a quiet serenity. We arrive at a specific house, where we meet up with two people we all know…and their wakeup call.

6:30 A.M.

(noise goes off)

"What the.." Mikel said as he jumped out of bed, and fell on his ass. "Aw…I wanted to sleep-I just got out of school." He groaned as he got shorts on and left the room. He met up with Jake, who was pissed as well. "Every year…" he groaned. "This happens a lot, doesn't it?" Mikel questioned, unaware of what they were to do today.

"Rise and shine! How is everyone today?" Mr. Long asked as the family came in the room-half happy and half pissed. "Sir, I may be new here, but I have a thought…WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING UP ON A SATURDAY AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING?!" Mikel yelled while trying to keep his composure-he had issues with waking up at that time during the weekend. He quickly apologized to a stunned Jonathan as he went for a drink. "I need my tea.." Mikel drifted on as he reached for the pitcher. "Well, he's a happy camper, isn't he?" Jonathan said to Jake. "You have no idea…" Jake replied as they watched the scene as Mikel was calming down.

"So…why are we up?" Mikel said before he saw the camera. "Oh…cant be too bad, provided I change this music." Mikel said as he switched out the cd, then put in one of his own choosing. Surprisingly, everyone liked it. "Nickelback always works…" Mikel smiled as he sat on the couch and grabbed the newspaper. "Uh Mikel, don't…" Jake started before Mikel went to the sports, but it was too late: he saw the patriots update.

"Dammit." Was Mikel's words as he looked at it, then set the paper down. You can see the expression saying: I'm pissed-don't push it. "Well, let's take pictures." Mikel said.

10 minutes later…

"Who is all seeing this again?" Mikel said as they got ready for the picture. "Oh, about 500 people." Jake said to him, which got a wide eyed look from Mikel. When the picture was taken, you can see a blur of something blue on the left side-you can guess what just happened. "Aw, the picture's ruined." Susan said after looking at it. "Sorry, I have issues with looking like an idiot on camera. It's a habit-I hope to get over it." Mikel said as he walked around the room. Suddenly, the phone rang.

"I'll get it." Mikel said as he reached for the phone. "Hello?" Mikel said, but all he heard was static. "Hmm..ok." Mikel said as he hung up. "Well?" Jake said. "Static." Mikel replied.

"Well, I have to be somewhere. Jake, tell G that I may be late-official music business." Mikel said as he reached for his bag and went for the door. "Wait, I thought it was after Christmas." Jake said, but Mikel didn't listen. "Later." Mikel said as he left the house. "Damn, I have never seen him out like that." Jake said as he sat down, thinking.

Later…

(phone rings)

"Hello? Yeah? Alright, I'll be there. Bye." The voice said as he answered a phone call. He then went into a drawer, then picked out a notebook. He looked over it, closed it, then smiled, showing sharp pointed teeth.

Ok..this was for fun. Don't worry-I have good ideas for this one.