Nori: OK GUYS! Time for fic number FOUR! Yes! This fic is going to be funny…since all the conflicts I have in my other fics are all serious!
Tama: Oh god, here we go…
Nori: And another surprise isssss…ME AND TAMA ARE GOING TO BE IN THIS FIC! YAY!!!!
Tama: I think people need to know about us more…so why don't we put character profiles about ourselves!
Nori: That's a good idea! You're a smart cookie!
Tama: (mumbles) well someone needs to be around here…
Nori: HERE'S CHARACTER PROFILES ABOUT US!
Tamarae-
Height-5'4"
Eyes-Bright Green
Hair-Little past shoulders, straight, dark auburn, bangs on each side of forehead
Demon-Fox/Fire (orange-red fox ears and tail with white tip)
Demon Form-small reddish orange fox with white paws, white tipped tail and ears
Noriko-
Height-5'1"
Eyes-Crystal Blue
Hair-super short in back, gradually gets longer in front, stops at chin, bangs that go to one side and cover eye
Demon-Darkness/Wolf (all dark black ears and tail)
Demon Form-all black wolf with bright blue eyes
Nori: There you guys go, now you know a little more about us! This fic is going to be with Naruto and YuYu Hakusho, so enjoy! Tama please do the disclaimer.
Tama: Aye aye! Nori does not own YYH or Naruto or any of its characters but she does own the ideas and well…us. Wait no! I own myself! She can own herself…
Nori: READ IT!
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Nori: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tama: (walks into family room) Why are you screaming?
Nori: Today is Kakashi's birthday! We didn't even get him a present!
Tama: (blinks) Shit, you're right…
Nori: (looking around room frantically for a good birthday present) What do we get him!?
Tama: I don't know…maybe we should ask Sasuke, Naruto, or Sakura…
Nori: NO! They will tell him! We have to do this on our own!
Tama: (ponders on what to get Kakashi for his birthday)
Nori: (ponders as well) What to get a 26-year-old perverted copy ninja for his birthday…
Tama&Nori: EMO BOY MAKE UP!
Nori: Yes! That will even get him to take his mask off! We rock at this.
Tama: We really do…the thing is…who said Kakashi will ever wear make up?
Nori: (smiles maniacally) Oh, I know a way we can get him to wear it…or at least just take off the mask!
Tama: (is scared) Oh god…what's your plan?
Nori: (whispers plan to Tama)
Tama: (grins) That's a good idea! Since when did you become smart?
Nori: You have no idea.
Tama: I don't even think that made sense, but let's get to work!
Nori: (nods and the two run upstairs to get ready and to get Kakashi's makeup)
-At Kakashi's House in Konoha-
Sasuke: (knocks on Kakashi's bedroom door) Kakashi! Open up! I know you're there!
(Silence)
Sakura: Do you think Kakashi-sensei is ok, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Well, we haven't been on a mission in awhile so he should be fine.
Sasuke&Sakura: (hear Kakashi's front door open and two people walk inside)
Voice #1: Dude, this better work!
Voice #2: Don't worry! Kakashi is a pervert! Of course it will work, he can't resist us!
Voice #1: (mumbles) Kurama is going to murder me…
(The two people…well demons…walk upstairs)
Sasuke&Sakura: (see Nori and Tama) O.o
Tama: (Wearing extremely slutty tube top and a super short skirt with black hooker boots) What?
Nori: (Wearing slutty half shirt and shorts with fishnets and heels) You like?!
Sasuke: (wide eyes) Um…uh…I-ah…
Sakura: Don't those show a little too much skin?
Tama: Yea, but its all part of this genius's plan to get Kakashi to take off his mask.
Nori: (smiles and wags wolf tail)
Sasuke: Why do you guys care what's under Kakashi's mask?
Nori: Why don't you?
Sasuke: (about to say something but then stops)
Nori: That's what I thought! Now where is that pervert? (looks around)
Sakura: We think he's in his bedroom but we keep knocking and no one opens the door.
Tama: (looks at door) How do you know he's in there?
Sasuke: Because he's nowhere else in town.
Tama: Oh…well let's try this! (kicks door down) There! Now that's how it's done!
Nori: To shay! (claps)
Tama: (bows)
Everyone: (looks into Kakashi's bedroom)
Kakashi: (sitting on his bed looking like he hasn't slept in weeks and is hugging knees and rocking back and forth)
Everyone: (stares in shock)
Nori: (walks into his room next to Kakashi) Um…dude…you ok?
Kakashi: (looks up at Nori and notices her slutty clothes) AH NO! MY EYES THEY BURN! GET IT AWAY!
Nori: (glares at Kakashi) WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!? (about to kill Kakashi)
Sasuke: (pulls Nori back)
Tama: (walks over to Kakashi) What's up with you?
Kakashi: (now notices Tama's slutty clothing) AH!!! WHAT ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO DO!? KILL ME OR SOMETHING!?
Tama: There's something wrong with him…usually he would take this chance to try and grope us.
Kakashi: (is covering eyes and mumbling about his happy place)
Nori: Maybe it's a code blue?
Tama: (talks softly and nicely to Kakashi) Hey, Kakashi, is this time for code blue? Have you not had sex with Kurenai in a long time?
Nori: Its ok, Kakashi. We can go find her and you two can fuck like there's no tomorrow!
Sasuke&Sakura: (are scarred for life)
Kakashi: (in shaky voice) N-no…t-that's not it…
Tama: What's wrong then?
Kakashi: (gulps) Kurenai…
Tama&Nori: (listening attentively) Yes?
Kakashi: Kurenai…..
Tama/Nori/Sasuke/Sakura: (still listening attentively) Yesssss?
Kakashi: She…
Nori: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY BEFORE I CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!
Kakashi: KURENAI TOLD ME I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY DAYS AS BEING A PERVERT AND READING MAKE OUT PARADISE!
Everyone: (gasps overdramatically)
Tama: Oh my god it's a sign of the apocalypse!
Nori: OH SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!! (runs in circles until Sasuke trips her) Ow…
Sasuke: Well, I've had enough excitement for one day…(walks out of Kakashi's room)
Sakura: Uh…I'm going with him! (runs after Sasuke)
Nori: Kakashi, maybe this will cheer you up! (holds up bag containing Kakashi's birthday present)
Tama: (takes bag from Nori and hands it to Kakashi)
Kakashi: (has shaky hands but opens the bag, pulls out make up) Um…what would I do with this? (holds up black eyeliner and lipstick)
Nori: Wear it, silly!
Kakashi: But I'm a man…not a girl…
Tama: Hello! Haven't you heard of that new faggot-I mean awesome trend called emo?
Kakashi: (shakes head)
Tama: Just take off your mask and put it on!
Kakashi: I'm not taking off my mask.
Nori: Ok, then we'll help you! (goes to take off Kakashi's mask but Kakashi pushes her away, grumbles at him and crosses her arms)
Tama: Just take off the mask now you fucking douche bag!
Kakashi: I'm not taking off the mask! No one is supposed to see my face!
Nori: Fine, if you won't take it off, then we have to resort to plan B…the plan of torture.
Tama: We have a plan b?
Nori: We didn't before until I just thought up this one!
Tama: Ohhh! What is it?
Nori: We take Kakashi to the…STRIP CLUB!
Kakashi: (face of shock…well the part of his face we can see is in shock) No! Anything but that!
Nori: Oh yes! We are going to do that. Let's tie him up, Tama.
Tama: (nods and pulls ropes out of nowhere)
Nori&Tama: (tie up Kakashi and drag him off)
-At the Konoha Local Strip Club-
Nori: Yes! We're here! (still dragging Kakashi)
Tama: (also dragging Kakashi) Ha! Let the fun begin. (looks at Kakashi evilly)
Kakashi: NO! DON'T PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THIS!
Nori: Shut up, Kakashi. You had a choice! You could've just taken off your stupid mask, but nooo! You just had to do things the hard way!
Tama: Let's go! (drags Kakashi and Nori into the club)
(Loud music is playing in the club. Tons of slutty girls and hot sweaty guys dancing all over. People pole dancing, other people throwing money.)
Nori: (unties Kakashi)
Kakashi: (is about to run out but Tama and Nori each grab one of his wrists)
Tama: You're staying!
Kakashi: But, if Kurenai finds me here! She'd kill me! I can't be perverted anymore!
Nori: Well that's what you get once you become whipped!
Kakashi: (glares at Nori)
Nori: (smiles innocently)
Tama: Let's dance!
Nori: (nods and drags Kakashi onto the dance floor as he tries to resists but fails miserably)
(Tama and Nori start dancing to the music while Kakashi just stands there covering his eyes…well…eye)
Tama: Come on! You brought this on yourself.
Nori: ANOTHER IDEA!
Tama: Man, you're on a role today…(secretly marks down Nori having three surprisingly good ideas on her pocket calendar)
Nori: (pushes Kakashi onto the stage where the strippers are)
Stripper #1: Hey cutie!
Kakashi: (gawks at the girl then shakes his head and goes to run off the stage)
Stripper #2: Hey, get back here! (pulls Kakashi back and he falls into a chair that is on stage)
(Three strippers begin to give Kakashi lap dances)
Kakashi: (is covering his eyes) Sorry, girls, but I have a girlfriend, and she's going to murder me!
Stripper #3: Oh, she's not here! Don't worry about it!
Kakashi: NORI! TAMA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!
Nori&Tama: (are laughing hysterically)
Stripper #2: (pulls up Kakashi and brings him over to the stripper pole)
Stripper #3: Come on, show us what you got!
Stripper #1: (giggles)
Nori: KA-KA-SHI! KA-KA-SHI!
Whole Strip Club: KA-KA-SHI! KA-KA-SHI! KA-KA-SHI!
Kakashi: (sighs and then finally gives in and begins dancing erotically)
Nori&Tama: (are disturbed, yet find it sort of hot) O.o
Tama: (looks at Nori) Did you ever see him do that…?
Nori: (slowly shakes head)
Kurenai: (walks up to Nori and Tama) Hey guys what's up-OH MY GOD! (sees Kakashi dancing and taking off his vest) KAKASHI!
Kakashi: (sees Kurenai) Oh shit! (runs off stage and to Kurenai, kisses her) Hey, honey, h-how are you?
Kurenai: (steam coming from ears) Kakashi! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOU BEING PERVERTED!
Kakashi: This wasn't my idea I swear! They did it! (points to spot where Nori and Tama used to be but now they are gone) HEY! Where'd they go!
Kurenai: Yea, sure, Kakashi, just blame those two.
Nori&Tama: (running as far away as they can from the strip club)
Nori: Well, that was disturbing, yet really fun!
Tama: I know! Let's get Kakashi in trouble like that more often!
Nori: Deal! Next time…let's get him drunk!
Tama: Good idea! WHOA! Nori, you're on good idea number four today, it's a record!
Nori: I know! I know!
(Both girls hear: "NORIKO! TAMARAE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" coming from the strip club.)
Tama: Shit, let's hurry up and get the hell out of here!
Nori: Agreed!
Tama&Nori: (run out of Konoha and back to their home)
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Nori: Yay! Chapter numero uno finished!
Tama: Nice!
Nori: Yes, this one wasn't as funny as the others soon to come are going to be though!
Tama: This will be interesting!
Nori: Yes, read and review! No flames please!