One day Gaara was very bored. He thought about blowing a hamster up in the microwave. He got up and found Sasuke's pet hamster. "This should make that emo shit himself mad! Gaara said as he placed the little baby hamster named "fluffy" in the microwave. He set it to 2:00 minutes. He sat enjoyed as the magic appeared right in front of his eyes. The hamster squealed and scratched at the door. Then he started to bubble, and then finally he blew up. Gaara waited for Sasuke to come back so he could watch him cry over his dead hamster. When Sasuke came home he cried like a whiney bitch and hid himself in the washroom and cut himself.

Gaara laughed and walked away. "Well that was highly amusing!" he said to himself with a chuckle. "But it seems I am faced with the same problem as before. I am still bored!"

Then the most marvelous idea popped into the little shinobi's head. "I've got it!" Gaara yelled out loud to a caterpillar which he then ate. He called up his most dearest friends. They were Lee, Naruto and Shino. He also called Sasuke (but not because he was friends with him, but because he loved to make that emo bitch cry!)

"Ok everyone! I have the most awesome idea ever!" Gaara explained.

"We start a gay parade!" exclaimed Lee.

"We make Ino eat her own shit!" Shino yelled out.

"Pretend to be power rangers" laughed Naruto.

"We cut ourselves then drink our own blood. Then we sacrifice Shino to the Dark lord Zalonihya and pray that eternal darkness will cover our lives with deep despair. Then we can watch the pussy cat dolls in concert and wish everyone would just die! Because there is no point in life if you are all alone!" cried the very emo Sasuke.

"Those are all great suggestions, well expect for yours Sasuke. Maybe you should consider therapy. Or maybe you should end your pointless life by jumping off a cliff. Either one works with me." Gaara said as he watched Sasuke the freaky emo kid start pulling out his hair.

"No, the reason why I have gathered you all here is because I want us all to go to Alaska and live on a little island! It will be just like Gilligan's Island!" yelled Gaara.

"How are we supposed to buy tickets for all of us to fly out there?" asked Shino.

"We could have a very youthful carwash! Everyone loves carwashes!" cried Lee.

"Ok then a carwash it is!" yelled Naruto.

So that night Lee made the posters saying "sexy shinobi carwash! We except money or dead puppies!" and lee also picked out everyone's bathing suits.

The next morning all the boys went to Gaara's house in there bathing suits. Lee looked at them. "No no girlfriends!" Lee started.

But he was interrupted by Shino. "Girlfriends? What the hell Lee we know your gay just keep it to yourself!"

"Um I meant, yo dudes! I've got some sick new threads for you to put on!" Lee said in his gansta voice. He then showed the guys his bathing suits that he picked out the night before. He handed each boy a bathing suit.

"Holy shit! How the hell do you expect me to wear this speedo out in pubic?" yelled an angry Naruto.

"Do you want to make money to go to Alaska?" asked Lee.

"Fine I'll put the damned speedo on. But one question. Why did you have speedos in every one of our sizes?" questioned Naruto.

"Because I'm a youthful homo." Lee said as he reached out to hug Naruto. But was stopped when Naruto punched him in the face.

So each boy washed cars and acted sexy. Expect for Sasuke who just sat there and cried like an emo.

At the end of the day they sat in Gaara's kitchen and counted money.

"We have enough for tickets!" he screamed.

Ok I know this is random and weird. But I hope this story has brought back my imagination crack! The idea of going to Alaska to play "Gilligan's island" was idea I came up with in class. I'm begging you review! I'll be sure to post the next chapter as soon as possible! Again I ask of you please review!