Disclaimer: Yugioh is the creation of Kazuki Takahashi.
Crackfic for my "Epilogue" series. Double drabble (200 words). I'd forgotten that I even wrote this until I found it in my ficlet folder!
Snowmageddon
Snow, in Yami's considered opinion, was something that should only be allowed to happen to other people. Preferably people in another state, if not a different country altogether. Sure, snow was (in its initial fall, at least) pretty, but it was also damnably cold, a factor that rapidly overcame any aesthetic appreciation on his part.
Getting smacked in the face with a ball of the frozen stuff, packed so tightly it was more ice than fluff, did nothing to alter his stance on the subject.
Pausing only long enough to wipe the bits of shattered snowball from his eyes and cheeks, Yami glowered at his white-haired assailant, who was currently bent nearly double with laughter at Yami's expense.
Yami's eyes narrowed. His fingers dipped into his card case, selecting two with unerring skill. The sky flickered from overcast gray to purple-black and back. Bakura looked up in time to watch the smirk settle on Yami's lips, and his own expression flipped instantly from triumphant to wide-eyed 'oh, shit' as the space behind Yami filled with hundreds of multiplied Kuriboh. Cooing, the fiends began scooping snow into their chubby paws, and Yami's smirk became a wicked grin.
"It's time to duel!"