The Night of His Return

His return was simply electrifying,

That cool July day,

His presence was so heartfelt,

We wondered what he'd say.

The rooms had been decorated,

Set for his return,

Debra even made her cookies,

Enough to make your stomach churn.

2 limos arrived but none with him,

How disappointing that was,

He finally arrived late at night,

And it was all because…

Vince needed help, His kids would succeed,

And so this 'One' was needed,

Whichever side he chose that night,

By him, they would be leaded.

His new music hit and all the crowd stood,

To greet their favorite 'Bull',

'Would he choose the right side?' people wondered at the time,

Inside, they all hoped that he would.

"Join The Alliance!" Shane would say,

"It's so much better for you!"

Just because, at a few WrestleManias,

Vince had this 'One' screwed.

Vince said the 'Bull' knew the devil,

But not the 2 devils unknown,

The 'One' knew Vince had a point,

All over his face, it was shown.

McMahon told the 'Champ' to give the People what they wanted,

He thought he finally got him,

But The Great One grabbed the WWF Chairman,

And, shockingly, gave him a Rock Bottom!

'THE ROCK HAS JOINED THE ALLIANCE!'

People screamed and shouted,

But then a Rock Bottom was given to Shane,

And Paul E. (Heyman) pouted.

The Most Electrifying Move In Sports-Entertainment,

Was given to Shane McMahon,

The 'One' then took the mic,

And was about to take the stand…

"FINALLY, THE ROCK HAD COME BACK…!"

Everyone waited for him to explain himself,

The fans stood still and quiet as he continued…

"TO THE W…W…F!"

A/N: I think I've been bit by the "We Want Rocky to Return!" bug. ^_^ Come on, you Rockettes! You know you want him to come soon!