Swimming Lessons
"I can't believe you don't know how to swim!"
"Easy for a son of Poseidon to say!"
"I bet even a 10 year old would know how to swim!"
"Just shut up and teach me." *squints eyes*
"Fine, fine. Let's try floating."
"What if I sink?"
"What?"
"I'm heavy."
"..." *facepalm*
"Look, I can float and I'm heavier than you!"
"Oh so you admit you gained weight."
"What? I did not!"
"Percy, look at your stomach."
"What about it?"
"It's like a bowling ball!"
"Your just overreacting!" *pouts*
"Overreacting?!"
"Ugh...would you just try?"
"Fine."
*minutes later*
"AAAAAAHHHH! Help *drown*me!"
"Will..."
"I'm drown-*drown*-ing!"
"Will."
"I have so much to live for!"
"Will!"
"I can't just-"
"WILL!"
"Oh..." *realizes that the water is just waist high*
"Um...can I go now?"
"Just get out of my sight."
*runs*
"Hey, Will."
"Hey, Piper."
"Do wanna go to the pool with us?"
"EVIL!" *runs away and hisses like a cat*
"..."
Also based on real life... hope you liked it...and hope it wasn't that corny-_-
Disclaimer: Does not own the awesome Percy Jackson series.