A hysterical comedy of the Disney movie, HERCULES!

WARNING

THIS VERSION IS NOT ACCURATE.

Chapter 1: WHOA!

"OH MY GODS!" Percy yelled, as he, Annabeth, Frank, Leo, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Coach Hedge, Reyna, Nico, Travis, Connor, Octavian, and a few more campers fell into an outrageously MESSY mess.

"Where ARE we?" Juniper asked, dusting herself off.

Grover moaned, shoving something that looked suspiciously like women's lingerie off his horns.

"Hello!" someone said cheerfully.

Everyone turned to see a girl with brown hair, glasses, and brown eyes with a crazy gleam in them looking at them. She wore a beret, and had a megaphone in her hands. She also sat in a director's chair, and, in a tiny one besides her, a stuffed polar bear with a matching beret and megaphone sat.

"Where ARE we?" Juniper asked again.

The girl stood up. "My stage! I'm renting it for my BIG production!" she answered.

"Who ARE you, and WHY do you have a teddy bear?" Reyna asked, smacking Octavian's hand as he reached for the bear.

"My name is ShadowandMadonna, but folks call me Shazer. And this is my co-director, Buddy!" The girl picked up the bear's arm, and made it wave. "Say hello to Buddy!"

Judging from the look in her eyes, Annabeth thought, I should say hi. "Hi," She said, waving her hand.

"I am NOT saying hi to a teddy bear!" Percy complained, crossing his arms.

"Percy, I said hi to the bear. You say hi to the bear," Annabeth argued.

Shazer's eyes narrowed, and she pulled out a frying pan.

Percy said hi to the bear.

"Can I see the bear?!" Octavian demanded, a hand sticking out for it.

THWACK!

"YOU NO TOUCH BUDDY, TEDDY KRUEGER!" the girl sniffled, clutching the bear closer. All Octavian could do was hold his hand and grimace.

"See why I said hi?!" Annabeth hissed.

Percy nodded, too freaked out for words.

"Who IS this chick?!" Leo whimpered, hiding behind Frank.

In turn, Frank hid behind Leo.

"Anyway, I wanted you guys to help me put on Hercules! And I already have it planned out, from the cast list to the curtain call!"

"How come we have to do it?" Nico groaned.

"Because the Sonic characters have already been kidnapped, there's not enough Ninjago charries, and the Kanes? I never would've gotten past introducing myself!" She shook her head sadly.

"Well, can we go home after this?" Jason spoke up.

"Yeah!" everyone else agreed.

"This chick is crazy..." Connor mused.

"And totally hyper..." Travis added.

"CAN WE HELP?!" they both yelled.

"Wait, lemme see if I have rolls for you guys..." Shazer looked down a list. "Hmmmm...I couldn't find rolls for you! You can help by being the audience!"

"SWEET!" they yelled, already running towards the seats.

Everyone shot them murderous glances.

"Now, before we begin..."

"WHAT?!" everyone yelled.

"CLEAN THE STAGE!"

HAHAHAHAHA!

CAST LIST

HERCULES: Percy

MEG: Annabeth

MUSES: Reyna, Drew, Lacy, Katie, and Juniper

ZEUS: Jason

HERA: Piper

PHIL: Coach Hedge

HADES: Nico

MORTAL PARENTS (can't remember their names): Frank and Hazel

DEMONS: Octavian and Leo

NESSUS: Chiron

FATES: Themselves

MONSTERS: Themselves

If I forgot anyone, lemme know, Kay?

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