What did captain Teague thought as he saw the bunge of unruly miscreants fight over everything.
Started by Jack his son.
The code is the law.
"Averring to the code an act of war and this be exactly that, can only be declared by the pirate king."
"You made that up"
"Did I now?"
"I call on Captain Teague Keeper of the code"
Shoot can't they do one court without any help, bugger ow well lets do it and get it over with, don't though me rum.
"shri Sumbadji proclaims this to be al folly just hang the code"
My code I shoot that rat. Hope I put some powder in it this time…. Hm it seems I did... Bingo haha.
"The code is the law" my law I can shoot them all and get away with it as well.
Ha, Jacky lets see if he still shits his pants for me, used to pity years ago I am a fraid.
"Yer in my way boy."
Yeah you sure are move yer arse boy or I kick it.
Hurry up ye old fools don't have all day get that book here me rum gets cold.
Where is that stupid dog, come here boy? Ah, well at least I will know where the bloody keys are, looked for hours last time, I left them in the john.
"Sea Turtles mate"
You can tell those morons everything they will believe what ever I say anyway, who in the world let those two on board of a pirate ship I shoot him.
Now where is that wretched page, I really must read this book more, I seem to forget a lot lately. Sure am getting old.
Did I not have a mug of rum, where is it.
Ha, lucky strike again.
"Ha, Barbossa is right."
"Hang on a minute?"
Whom does that boy think he is pushing me aside like that?
Baffling about the pirate kings duty, he will not be a king in his lifetime so what is the use.
There's not been a king since the first court, and that is not likely to change.
For once, I must agree with this pompous Frenchman
"Unlikely" Fancy that Jacky, you can say goodbye to yer plan what ever it was anyway.
"Why not?"
"See the pirate kings is to be elected by popular vote"
"And each pirate ever votes only fer himself"
Sure were pirates mate what you think.
"I call for a vote."
This will be a lot longer than I hoped for.
Easy no king will be elected if I know these fools a bit.
Pity I put my commission as a pirate lord a side I would have made them vote for me, at gunpoint always helps a bit making them see it my way.
What is he doing?
Swan jeez what kinda pirate name that is, birds rule us, Jack sparrow, Elisabeth Swan, who is next a Crow a peacock?
Here we go again; they even fight over a vote,
"Am I to understand you lot will not be keeping to the code then"
What? Blast I broke a string I will kill this lot of imbeciles clean out this room for once and for all.
"Very well, what say you captain Swan King of the brethren court"
Yes let's hear it poppet, say something useful
"Prepare every vessel that floats, at dawn, we're at war"
At dawn is this woman mad, have to get up early as well now,hope there is some timeleft for a decent breakfast, dawn she is really mad.
Stupid woman she gets us all shot into Davey Jones locker.
Maybe I can get a locker for me self then, nice and quiet, hope there'll be rum there, where did I left it anyway.
"What?"
Remove that stupid smirk of yer face son yer not funny.
"You've seen it all, done it all"
"That's the trick isn't it, to survive"
What the hell is he thinking?
"It is not about living for ever Jacky the trick is living with yer self forever"
And I know for a fact that you can't dumb kid.
Who in the world dropped that fool as a child, Hm I did me self, why do they make babies so small and slippery, I shoot the one whom came up with that idea.
"How's mum?"
Ye wanna know about yer mummy ha, you get a surprise now son.
"She looks great"
Sure, she does she finally shut up for good.
Now where did I leave my rum, have enough of it for one day.