I wrote this a while ago. I hope y'all enjoy! Just for fun. :)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CCS! …Please don't sue.
Conspiracy: The Beginning
"This is downright stupid."
"I know."
"I mean, really! How many blushing beauty sequences does Syao-Syao have to go through before she gets it through her thick skull that he likes her?!"
"I know, and did you just call my descendant a blushing beauty?"
"Yes. Got a problem with that?"
"Yes, actually. My dear Ruby-san, I am - and therefore my descendants are - much more than mere 'beauties.' That's practically an insult. Not to mention that particular phrase is positively ancient. People don't use it anymore. I certainly don't."
"Oh ho, Eriol-kun, you're saying that you're not old as sin?"
"Not at all; merely that I've caught up with the times."
"…or have they caught up with you?"
"That's quite enough lip. Let's get back to the main problem, shall we?"
"Problem? Please. Hardly."
"But I thought that you –"
"My dear Eriol-kun, you think entirely too much."
"Thank you."
"Hmph. In any case, don't fret your little head about it. Suppi-chan and I have it all under control."
"…Oh dear."
"ERIOL-KUN!"