WARNING: I AM STILL NOT ENTIRELY SANE. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU. I SUGGEST YOU BE HYPER OR SOMETHING WHILE READING THIS. OTHERWISE, YOU'LL JUST SIT THERE AND GO 'WUHT'
AWEE YEAH! OK SO LIEK... I want more Lychee tea, which I recently discovered was extremely epic... then I found out it was sold out so I got Mango tea and Lemon tea instead... WAI NO LYCHEE? WHY NOT BE A G6? OK THAT'S TOTALLY UNRELATED. YAY. Uhh... er... THE TITLE ON THE OTHER HAND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. I JUST LIKE LYCHEE SODA. I'M SERIOUS. WHEN MY COUSINS HAVE A PARTY AT THEIR HOUSE. THEY ALWAYS HAVE LYCHEE SODA AND I LUV IT. I just can't seem to find a place to buy it. Damn it.
I'M HAPPY ATM. FOR NO APPARENT REASON. I'LL GO BUG LINNY... -wiggles eyebrows-
Damn it. I need friends.
OH AND A LIFE TOO!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn... Why? Once you read this... you will understand...
btw, this has nothing to do with Fork in the Road XD
Natsu knew his life was weird, but he did not think it was this weird… He knew his family, his friends and the people around him were not exactly normal (or sane for the matter) but never in his life would he think…
"BOW DOWN TO ME THE OH GREAT TSUNA-TUNA-FISH!" Natsu's face hit the ground. Natsu groaned and raised his head but a foot kept it on the floor. Damn it.
Then a really brave foot was now placed not so lightly on his butt. Mainly right buttock to be specific. "GET YOUR FOOT OFF NATSU'S BOOTY! THE RIGHT ONE'S MINE!" Natsu still did not understand his brother's undying fascination with his right butt cheek either… not that he WANTED to know…
"But come on Tsuna…" A deeper voice whined childishly.
"THAT'S OH-GREAT-TSUNA-TUNA-FISH TO YOU MISTER!"
Oh dear lord, what was his life becoming?
"Giotto, what the fuck is going on here?" Another voice joined in.
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" Natsu sweat dropped as the weight on his head disappeared and he heard some footsteps, a yelp, a thud and a crash. Great. There goes the lamp. WHY THE LAMP?
"HOLY SHIT! HELP MEEE!" G's voice soon grew farther and farther away and Natsu looked up to see G's foot disappear around the corner. Natsu looked over at Giotto who looked utterly horrified.
"Are we like… in the grudge or something?" Giotto asked. Natsu propped himself up on his elbows.
"iounno but –HEY! GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY ASS!"
"NEVAAA!" Giotto cried while applying more pressure on Natsu's butt.
"GIO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NATSU'S BOOTY!"
"OH BLOODY HELL!"
More crashing could be heard and Hibari walked into the living room to stare for a few moments before turning around and walking out of the room, along with out of the house entire. That is, after taking a few pictures with his phone for future blackmail.
"KKYYYOOOUUUYYAAA!" Damn his lucky timing…!
Natsu nearly cried as Tsuna jumped him and started making out with him.
"NATSU! HAWT YAOI BUTTSECKS TIME. YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
Giotto could only watch as Tsuna dragged Natsu upstairs and he flinched as he heard the bedroom door slam. Giotto blinked in bewilderment.
"Never again, will I give Tsuna Lychee soda…"
FIN.