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The Singing Festival!!!!!!

The Person That Talks(TPTT): Welcome to the Thing Where The People Sing And That. First up we have Dart and Meru singing I Know A Song That Gets On Your Nerves.

The audience claps.

Dart and Meru

I know a song that gets on your nerves gets on your nerves gets on your nerves

I know a song that gets on your nerves gets on your nerves gets on your nerves

I know a song that gets on your nerves gets on your nerves gets on your nerves

I know a song that gets on your nerves gets on your nerves gets on your nerves

Audience loses patience and then starts throwing tomatoes and cabbages and chocolate.

Meru: What a waste of chocolate! *starts eating chocolate from the floor*

TPTT: Right O get off the stage! Next we have Lavitz singing I Want My Mummy.

Lavitz

I want my mummy, she used to tuck me in at night.

She gave me my teddy bear and I sucked on its termites.

I went off to LALALAND and had nightmares I went into her bed to go to sleep.

IIIIIIIII WWWWWWWAAAAAANNNNNTTTTT MMMMMYYYY MMMMUUUUUMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY. * starts to crying*

The End

TPTT: Thank U for that.

Someone in the audience: I don't get it???

TPTT: Now we have Kongol singing Happy Little Vegimites!!!

Kongol

We're happy little Vegimites, as bright as bright can be!!!

We all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea!!!

Our mummys say were growing stronger every single week!!!

Because we love our vegemite, we all enjoy our vegemite, it puts a rose in every cheek!!!!!!! It puts a rose in every cheek!!!!!! Dun, dun, DUN!!!!!!!!!

TPTT: Thank U. Come Again. Please Stay tuned for the next festival!!! Good Bye

AN: Thank U to my friends "God" (She thinks she god) and "Silver_tears". "Hi TO All My People out there" said God!!!