DISCLAIMER: Some of the 'my buddy Ellis' comments in this fic/guide are based on personal experiences, and most likely not effective for all players. This fic also is based on personal views, and not an unbiased one. Any opinions given are those of the author, and will not be shared by everyone. This guide, though somewhat informative, is meant mainly for light reading, and a bit of humor, and not a walkthrough, high quality game guide, etc.
PROLOGUE:
I would like to start off by thanking you for taking the time to read this guide. It's sure to tell you what you need to know for surviving even the roughest scenario a survivor could stumble into during a zombie apocalypse. My good buddy Ellis was more than willing to share valuable tips and tricks to dealing with infected of every type. I could tell you 'bout the time we snuck paintball guns onto a rollercoaster, since nobody else had done it before, but that wouldn't help you when you've got a charger on your tail. So instead I'll tell you 'bout how to survive, and work as a team for when you get stuck in the apocalypse. This guide is sure to be a life-saver.