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"I think...No I know that I may be...sort of drunk"
"Yes Jonny now I am going to call a cab to take you home" Mo said calmly.
"I'm a big boy you know." Jonny slurred
"Yes a very big boy. Now sit still till the cab arrives." 10 minutes later when the cab arrived, Mo bundled him onto the back seat.
"If he pukes he pays". The driver said in a grouchy voice. Mo paid him for the journey and told him the address of Jonny's flat ans assuring him that no sick would be involved, slamming the door shut she stepped away from the cab and waved as it drove off. He's going to have a hangover tomorrow.
In the cab Jonny was engrossed with the zip on his jacket.
"Hey...Look driver it has little teeth. Do they bite? I don't like teeth or biting. Biting hurts but Jac doesn't hurt. I like her bites."
"Okay mate here we go, have fun biting" Jonny carefully maneuvered himself out of the door and preceded to fall from the door. He shut the offending item and waved it off.
"Bye Bye". He then crawled all the way up the his block of flats and fumbled for his keys. Swiping the fob, he pulled himself off the floor and through the door, and watched it close.
"That is so cool", he found his front door and jingled his keys around to find the right one.
"Sssssshhhhh, you'll wake her" he whispered to the keys. He managed to find the right one and he closed the door as quietly as a Scottish drunk could. He staggered through his flat towards his bedroom careful to avoid any objects. He eventually made it and grinned at the sight that greeted him, his wife asleep in the bed. Removing all his clothes except his boxers he settled in under the covers and scooped his wife into his arms waking her in the process.
"You do know I am on early tomorrow" she growled.
"Oh sweetie look at that hair, look at those cheekbones. I could kiss you all night" He showed off his manic grin.
"Just go to sleep you idiot". She snuggled into his arms.
"Okay sleeping is good I like sleeping. I like biting as well, will you bite me?"
"Jonny if you do not shut up I will wring that ugly head of yours".
"I'm a good boy. I'll sleep, I promise" He closed his eyes and promptly fell asleep. Tomorrow was going to be fun.
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