~A/N. I don't own hetalia T_T (Even though I totally wish I did) the only one I truly own is Kumahomaru and he is a boy and his little sister doesn't live with him! oh and he looks like a girl!~

it had started raining... Why would it rain on the first day of SUMMER?

I was typing away at my laptop like I usually did when I saw an ad pop up, 'Test Free Hetalia Units, For as long as you want!' I couldn't pass up the chance to do something, Anything interesting during the summer, Even if they were annoying I could just return them right?

So I filled out the information, and then my computer said 'congratulations your first unit will arrive in 2 days!'

Now I was no genious but that sounded WAY too good to be true.

So I put it out of my mind for a while, and after two days I was shocked to see a delivery guy at my door.

"Excuse me, but are you Kumahomaru?" He asked, noticing that I was a little younger than him.

"Yes." I answered, quickly.

He pushed a clipboard towards me.

"Sign please." He said, Quietly.

I signed it quickly, and he brought a medium sized box into the front hall.

He then left as quickly as he could, and when I read the manual cover I understood why; He had brought me Lovino Vargas, the most easily upset character on hetalia besides Feliciano himself.

but this was not the regular romano, nor was he chibi romano, he was somewhere inbetween, he was Child Romano.

I did a silent fangirl scream, then wondered who I would get next for about a split second.

I decided that I didn't really care.

I looked in the manual and saw the easiest way to wake him up was to say 'buono tomato' while actually holding a tomato (since I had plenty it was easy).

I picked out the best tomato I could find and held it up.

"Buono Tomato!" I said, loud enough for him to hear it through the box.

"Che cosa?" I heard this whispered several times.

And then it was raining wood.

and my tomato was gone... apparently romano was hungry, and nothing could stop a hungry italian.

"Buono Tomato." I heard Romano say, satisfied.

And then I was hungry again, so I got out some of the leftovers, we'd had lasagna so there wasn't very much left.

I snapped down the food like the hungry (Half) Russian I was; Russians will eat your soul for food.

Romano started to wander around my kitchen, touching stuff as he went.

"watashi no genryou ni fureru kotowo tome nasai!" I cried out, utilizing my other half of ancestry to speak japanese.

"Why?" He asked Quizically. Ok so he got the message, Now to deliver it.

I pointed at the thing he was holding, a metal sift, used for making pasta.

"I was gonna use that." I answered, Knowing that he would put it down immediately.

He did.

"Good now go to your new room, I think That it's ok now."

He stared at me Confused.

"I'll show you where it is, alright?" I asked politely.

"Sì!" His Response came only seconds after the question.

As we made our way up to the room I looked out the window and saw a 'flying mint bunny delivery' truck outside, the teen that had had me sign the clipboard was there too, and he was pulling 2 more boxes out of the truck, and suddenly I was Scared for My life.

I showed Romano his room, then went back downstairs, so that I could be greeted by my own personal hell.

the first one that came out of the new two, was Prussia, the other was Greece, The Latter I wasn't worried about, but now I was kind of afraid to go anywhere near the boxes.

I pressed my face into my hands.

'what did I do wrong? am I gonna die by the hands of a crazy perverted Prussian?' I thought, while being completely contrary to my thoughts and opening prussias box.

"awe, he doesn't look capable of raping my little sister right now... but looks can be deceiving..." I saw the little box within his box and was mystified by the little yellow fluff on the inside.

I poked it and suddenly was tackled by a weird guy who was about a half a foot taller than me, I immediately went into fighting mode and bit his arm; which of course is when I noticed it was prussia. Stupid me!

I woke up greece by saying "Heracles, wake up in the name of Zeus!"

his reaction hurt my soul (a.k.a He scared the shit right outta me)

I passed out from lack of air or something cause I think I forgot to breathe...