Using my craked mind, I am starting my first MFB crack- fic! This will probably have chapters, it will maybe not. It depends on how much stupidity it has. WARNING! This fanfiction is ninety- nine percent retarded, your IQ will drop. If it does, do not blame the authoress. Do the right thing and blame Zhou Xing. Authoress does not own Beyblade, though she wants to. She does, however, own Nicole. Enjoy the randomness~
"I'm sexy and I know it!" Zhou Xing sang as he stripped his shirt off. His fangirls began to crowd around the stage. They were screaming excitedly and wanted more of him. Zhou Xing smirked, and tore his pants off, revealing his heart boxers. The girls screamed louder, ignoring his, um... 'girl' boxers. Zhou Xing knew his girls wanted even more of him, so then he tore off his boxers.
Err... let's move on, shall we?
"This cotton candy tastes like shit," Da Xiang said as he ate his cotton candy, which indeed, tastes like shit. Nicole then chuckled. "That's what you deserve, since you said you wanted a cotton shitty." she said.
"FALCO!" yelled Mike Tyson as he ran up and falco- punched Da Xiang. The sexy Chinese man fell backwards to the ground, rubbing his sore cheek. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" he yelled at Mike Tyson. The legendary boxer then gave him the middle- finger. "FUCK YOU!" he yelled, then ran off.
At a nearby stand, Chi Yun and Mei Mei were eating piss noodles. "What the hell is in this thing?" Mei Mei exclaimed. Chi Yun shrugged. "Tastes like piss," he said and continued eating.
While writting this, I think my IQ dropped. Anyways, since I have more craked- up ideas, this will have chapters!
Da Xiang: Why does Mike Tyson get to punch me?
Me: For randomness, duh!
Da Xiang: But it really hurts.
Me: Anyways, read-
Da Xiang: And review. -_-
Zhou Xing: See ya, sexah ladies!
Me: Ew. Gross