Rules of the Kauri Household

by ChaosDancer12

Craziness and sugar highs, this is a few rules to help you survive in a crazy household with a half-wolf, a umbrakinetic hedgehog, a psychokinetic hedgehog from the future, a chameleon ninja in training, with the electrokinetic persona of the author, along with their friends, allies and enemies... This is how you survive in the Kauri Household, rated Teen just in case.

I decided to make my own rule fanfiction about the insanity my characters, my persona and their friends can get up to.

Disclaimer: I only own Kai, Bethany, White, Nora and Chaos, my persona . Everything else belongs to their creators.

Kaity the Chameleon (Mentioned) belongs to Kaity the Chameleon

Espio and Eggman belong to SEGA

The Exorcist, The Mummy and The mummy returns belong to their creators.

Rules of the Kauri Household

A.K.A

What Kai, Bethany, White, Nora, Chaos and their friends are not allowed to do.

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1) Never piss off Chaos

This rule was written with a shaky hand and Chaos was seen smirking for the rest of the day.

Everyone decided not to ask what had happened.

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2) Periods + Kai = Not pretty

Everyone agreed with this.

Kai was a bitch when she was on her period and everyone knew to leave her alone or get her to prank Eggman.

A win for everyone, expect for Eggman.

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3) Kai, if you're going to keep helping the Chaotix, get a tracking chip installed in your cell phone.

I'm tried of receiving calls that you've been kidnapped. ~ Chaos

Not my fault. ~ Kai

Get that tracking chip installed or I'll tell Kaity where she can find recordings of the song that never ends. ~ Chaos

O.O You wouldn't. ~ Kai

I'll will. ~ Chaos

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4) Bethany is never allowed to do the fusion dance again. Ever.

Never again. I'll kill the person who taught her to do it. ~ Kai

Is it because you're embarrassed because Bethany is the one in control when you fuse. ~ White

Maybe. ~ Kai

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5) White, stop saying that the pretty colours are god. They're not god, you're just high and they cannot tell you what to do.

You're scaring Nora and Bethany. ~ Chaos

And me as well. ~ Kai

Keep this up and I'll ban you from having sugar. ~ Chaos

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6) White is now banned from sugar.

If it find out that anyone gives her any, I'll dump them in the middle of a dangerous forest and eat popcorn while you're trying to escape from the wild animals trying to kill you and I'll not help you to escape. ~ Kai

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7) Chaos, if you want to sing, do it in your room.

You're not a bad singer Chaos but your voice cracks when you go too high and it gets annoying. ~ Bethany

And keep the volume down, I'm trying to meditate here. ~ Kai

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8) Rule 7 also applies to Kai and Bethany.

You two have the same problem as me, only Kai can't sustain some of the lower notes. ~ Chaos

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9) Whoever allowed Nora to watch 'The Exorcist' is dead. Seriously.

I'll find you and I'll kill you then bring you back and tell Espio and then he'll find you and kill you. ~ Kai

Basically, start running. ~ Bethany

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10) Rule 9 also applies to Chaos and any horror movies.

She'll watch stuff like 'The mummy' and 'The mummy returns' but anything else, she won't watch. ~ Kai

She'll try to get out of it and that means possible electric shocks. ~ Bethany

Owwiee. ~ White

We told you so. ~ Kai and Bethany

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Kai: Read and review.

Bethany: You'll get cookies!

White: And please suggest ideas for the rules.

Nora: Reviews make Chaos and us very happy!

Chaos: I haz cookies. *Holds a plate of cookies out to you* Review and you'll get one.